Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

"But, if grandpa won't take us to fight the bad guys, dad, you can take us."

Li Mohan retorted again without giving up.

Chu Mo had a black line on his forehead. Who did this little girl learn from?Why do you always like to do things that involve fighting and killing?

After rubbing the little girl's head, Chu Mo said seriously:

"Girl, it's not that dad won't take you, it's just too dangerous on the battlefield."

"What's more, going to the battlefield is what we men should do. A good baby like you should be a little lady at home and dress up beautifully every day. This is the most beautiful thing in the eyes of dad and your grandpa. little princess."

Li Mohan raised his little head and his eyes kept moving. Why did he feel that what his stinky father said made sense?

hum~~

After thinking about it, Li Mohan snorted, turned his head to the side, and said pretending to be angry:

"No, dad is lying. Grandma told me before that she was also a very powerful knight-errant in the past, and our Princess Pingyang of the Tang Dynasty was also a general who galloped on the battlefield and shocked the world."

"Not only that, but the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, which now dominates the north of the Tang Dynasty, is also a woman. Moreover, Yang Hongyu, the world-famous master, is also a woman."

"I heard from my grandma that Yang Hongyu's martial arts skills are unparalleled in the world. Even His Majesty the Emperor has nothing to do with her and allows her to live freely in Lingnan."

"So, dad, everything you said is wrong. Why do you say that only you men can go to the battlefield, but we women have to hide at home and apply makeup? Such a boring life is not what Mo Han wants."

Chu Mo almost exploded when he heard his daughter's words.

Damn it, Hong Fu Girl, how can you teach a child this?

Fortunately, you are not in front of me now, otherwise I would let you taste a fist as big as a casserole.

However, before he could squirt, he suddenly felt something hugging his thigh.

Just as he was about to raise his foot and kick the thing away, he heard a cute voice:

"Dad, my sister likes to go to the battlefield, so please send her away quickly. Yuan Qing is willing to stay and accompany you to apply makeup and powder."

Hearing this voice, Chu Mo didn't seem to be angry to death.

Looking down, he saw Li Yuanqing hugging his thigh, staring at him unblinkingly with his big watery eyes.

Taking a deep breath, Chu Mo secretly warned himself that the child at his feet was his own, the fruit of his and Li Zhenying's love. He was the only one in the world. If he was killed, he would never be able to reunite with Li Zhenying.

Li Yuanqing was lifted up from his feet. Chu Mo looked at the little kid in front of him with a serious face and said coldly:

"Tell me, little boy, who taught you to put on makeup and makeup at home?"

Feeling his father's gentle embrace, Li Yuanqing felt that he was the second happiest child in the world.

Of course, the happiest child was opposite him, holding his father's neck with both hands and looking at him with unkind eyes.

Li Yuanqing blinked his eyes and said with a stupid look:

"When I was at home, my grandmother asked my mother-in-law to teach my sister how to make women's hair. Every time my sister couldn't finish it, she would leave it to me."

"And every time my sister sneaks out to play, she will make me look like her and stay at home."

"It's just that my sister's makeup skills were very poor every time, and I was always recognized. In the end, in order to stop others from recognizing us easily, my sister took me to learn makeup skills together."

"Because I study better than my sister, my mother-in-law and grandma in charge all say that I have talent, and every time I study well, my sister will give me half of the snacks. Therefore, in order to have snacks every day in the future, I am willing to stay Come down and learn how to apply makeup and powder.”

Seeing Li Yuanqing say these words with such a cute expression and no scheming, Chu Mo just felt that his mentality was about to explode.

Just when he was thinking about how to correct the mentality of the two little ones.

Seeing the change, Li Mohan suddenly punched Li Yuanqing's left eye quickly, and then snorted coldly:

"Smelly brother, you dare to lie, see if I don't teach you a lesson."

wow~~~

Li Yuanqing was severely beaten by his own sister, and he immediately let out a cry in Chu Mo's ear, which made his head buzz.

Before she could react, Li Mohan waved his fist again and hit Li Yuanqing head-on and face-first:

"Brother stinky, you are talking nonsense, let's see if I don't beat you into a worm."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Daddy, sister, she is bullying me, please hurry up and take care of her."

While dodging the concern from his sister, Li Yuanqing pulled Chu Mo's ears and cried.

Now Chu Mo is as big as one person and two people.

He quickly squatted on the deck, and then placed the two boys on the ground:

"If you want to fight, stay away from me. I'm afraid you'll splatter my blood."

He can now see that his precious daughter was raised as a real man by the Li Jing family.

And his son, who seems to be well-behaved and sensible on the surface, is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He is completely a shady little kid.

What the other party just said was just to let him know how arrogant and domineering his sister was in normal times, and he wanted to use his tiger skin to suppress his sister.

As for the stupidity he appears on the surface, it's all just an act.

Didn't he see that as soon as he put the two little ones down, they started fighting back and forth. Didn't Li Yuanqing completely live up to his sister Li Mohan?

However, this little guy has been used to pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, which always makes people think that he is the weak one.

Now that I saw that I really pissed off my sister, I showed my true skills.

Chu Mo sat aside, watching the two little ones attacking each other, and felt deeply in his heart - it's so good to be young.

Li Mohan and Li Yuanqing fought on the deck for a long time, but they still couldn't tell the difference.

Suddenly I saw Chu Mo sitting comfortably watching a show.

So the two little eyes rolled, and then after looking at each other, Li Yuanqing suddenly turned around and ran away towards Chu Mo.

Li Mohan, on the other hand, followed closely behind him and rushed in the direction of Chu Mo.

Before Chu Mo could react to what happened, he felt a sharp pain in his chest.

Li Yuanqing had already hit his own arms with a headbutt:

"Daddy, save me."

After saying that, he dodged and hid behind Chu Mo.

Chu Mo only felt a surge of blood and energy in his chest. Before he could take a breath, he suddenly heard a scolding sound in his ears:

"Where can my stinky brother run away?"

Then, he felt a huge force coming from his chest again, rolled his eyes, and fell straight onto the deck.