Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

When Chu Mo heard that the naughty kid in front of him dared to call himself a shit stick, Chu Mo suddenly became angry:

"You are the troublemaker. Your whole family is the troublemaker. You naughty kid. What's your name? Who are your parents? Believe it or not, I will arrest them too and lock them in the toilet. Make shit happen every day!”

Seeing Chu Mo's furious look, Li Mohan was not only startled, but then he carefully stepped back and said:

"I, my grandpa is Li Jing, Duke of Wei, the current general manager of the Jiangnan East Road Marching Army. If you dare to bully us, believe it or not, I will ask my grandpa to chop off your head and play it as a ball."

After announcing Li Jing's name, the little girl seemed to gain confidence instantly. She put her hands on her hips and took another step forward. She stood in front of Chu Mo and looked at him provocatively.

Seeing the little girl being so arrogant, Chu Mo was so angry:

"Little girl, do you know that even if Li Jing is standing in front of me now, he wouldn't dare to be so arrogant? You, a yellow-haired girl, still want to use his name to suppress me, do you believe I will hang you up and beat you? "

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Shun on the side stepped forward very cooperatively and stared at Li Mohan fiercely, as if he would hang her up with Chu Mo's order.

After hearing Chu Mo's threatening words, he looked at the fierce Zhang Shun.

Li Mohan blinked his big eyes, and then under the shocked gazes of Chu Mo and Zhang Shun, his mouth dropped and he burst into tears.

As soon as Li Mohan cried, Li Yuanqing, who was timid behind him, also started crying instantly.

In an instant, the entire cabin was filled with cries.

The two siblings seemed to be competing to see who was louder, and their cries became louder and louder.

Chu Mo was so dizzy by the cries of the two little children that he didn't know what to do for a moment.

Zhang Shun, who was on the side, saw that the situation was not good, so he immediately rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and ran away.

When Chu Mo came to his senses and wanted to throw this hot potato to him, the other party was nowhere to be seen.

After secretly cursing a piece of shit, Chu Mo rubbed his temples and suddenly opened his mouth and shouted:

"To shut up!!!"

The loud sound shocked the two siblings to actually stop crying.

But before Chu Mo could be happy, the two siblings cried in unison.

This sound, compared to just now, was simply worse.

Just when Chu Mo was helpless, he suddenly discovered something unusual.

He glanced at Li Mohan, who was thundering but not raining, and peeked at himself from the corner of his eye from time to time.

Looking at Li Yuanqing behind her who was crying with snot and tears on his face, he immediately realized that he had been fooled.

He immediately lost his temper and pulled Li Mohan over, pressed him on his leg, raised his hand and slapped him several times.

"You're such a melon. You didn't learn well at a young age, and you don't know where you learned the art of deception. You actually dare to do it in front of me. See if I don't teach you a lesson for your parents today."

Li Mohan didn't expect that the methods he had tried so many times before would not work in front of this world's best troublemaker.

Immediately, he was so frightened that he forgot to cry, and his limbs flailed wildly, trying to break away from Chu Mo's clutches.

Li Yuanqing on the side suddenly became anxious when he saw his sister was caught by the bad guys.

He rushed over at once, grabbed Chu Mo's arm regardless, opened his mouth and bit down hard.

ow~~

All Chu Mo's attention was on Li Mohan, and he didn't notice Li Yuanqing, a little crybaby, who was suddenly attacked by the opponent.

The pain was so painful that he couldn't help but cry out:

"Shut up! No, get out of here!!"

Chu Mo held down Li Mohan who was flapping around with one hand, and raised his other hand to shake off Li Yuanqing who was holding his arm and biting him.

However, Li Yuanqing was like a koala, hugging Chu Mo's arm tightly and letting him do whatever he wanted without letting go.

There was no other way, Chu Mo could only let go of Li Mohan, free his hands, and wanted to pull Li Yuanqing away.

However, he wanted to free his hands, but Li Mohan gave up.

When she saw her brother biting Chu Mo until he screamed, her eyes suddenly lit up, she opened her small mouth, revealing four small tiger teeth, then she whined and bit Chu Mo's thigh directly.

"what!!!"

"You two little bastards, I'm really going to be angry!!!"

"See if I don't beat you so much today that you don't even recognize your biological father, I, Chu Mo, will take your surname!!!"

Chu Mo's furious roar came from the cabin. Zhang Shun, who had just got off the boat, was so frightened that he immediately quickened his pace and fled out as fast as he could.

Chu Mo roared and waved his hands, trying to push Li Yuanqing away.

However, every time he raised his hand, the force on Li Mohan's mouth would increase by three points, and he would even grind his teeth from time to time. Chu Mo grimaced in pain, and the force on his hand instantly dissipated.

And if he reached out to push Li Mohan, Li Yuanqing would not only keep mouthing, but also kick randomly with his two short legs.

Chu Mo didn't pay attention for a moment, and not only was he kicked in the chin, but his left eye was also kicked heavily.

"Here comes someone! Zhang Shun, you bastard, how dare you..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt like he was punched in the stomach.

Looking down, he saw Li Mohan waving his little fist and looking at him triumphantly.

I'm angry!

Chu Mo suddenly stood up from the chair, and was just about to show his strength to these two little bastards.

Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my vital parts, and then my whole body suddenly bent like a shrimp, and I knelt down directly covering my vital parts, sucking in air-conditioning from my mouth.

Just when he was about to raise his head and angrily scold the two naughty children for not practicing martial arts, he saw a vase constantly dilating in his pupils.

With a bang, Chu Mo felt his head sink as he was hit directly by the vase. Before he could cry out in pain, a pink fist appeared in his field of vision again.

Hey~~

His right eye was attacked again. Chu Mo finally couldn't help it and shouted out. At the same time, he raised his left hand to block Li Mohan's vase attack.

"You... hiss... you two little bastards, you hurt me to death. You, you are dead... hiss... hiss..."

While Chu Mo was breathing in the air-conditioning, he didn't forget to threaten the two little brats.

The two siblings did not expect this bad guy to be so resistant to being beaten. After looking at each other, Li Mohan raised the vase and threw it at Chu Mo again.

Li Yuanqing, on the other hand, walked directly behind Chu Mo, jumped up, hugged his neck, then opened his mouth, whined, and bit his ear.

Nima!

Chu Mo roared, he was really angry.

He reached out and grabbed Li Yuanqing's arm and pulled him directly in front of him.