Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

Li Shimin coughed dryly after being slapped by Chu Mo like this: "Uh, Brother Chu, we don't want to go to the private room, but we just want to meet in the hall. Is that possible?"

Hearing what Li Shimin said, Chu Mo nodded: "They are all members of the family, there is nothing wrong with them."

Li Jing on the side had been observing Chu Mo from the moment he entered the door. Seeing this boy's wild behavior, rude behavior, and lack of education at all, he blew his beard and glared angrily.

After hearing what Chu Mo said, he immediately said: "Who is the same family as you, a country man? Don't mistake your relatives randomly."

Well. . .The words he just said were returned to him. Chu Mo believed that if Li Zhen's mother hadn't been here, he would have thrown this handsome old guy out.

He immediately rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Who are you? Do you live by the sea? You are so lenient."

Li Zhen on the side saw her father's ugly face, blushed hurriedly, and whispered: "Chu Mo, this is family strictness."

Jia Ci and Chu Mo knew she was the mother, but Jia Yan seemed to be the father.

Thinking that the handsome old man in front of him turned out to be Li Zhen's father.

Chu Mo felt as if a mouse had seen a cat.

After all, he wanted to turn his son into a pervert.

If it were his son who was being raped, he would definitely break all five of that guy's legs.

After swallowing, Chu Mo forced a smile and asked, "Uncle, what do you call me?"

"Huh..." Li Jing was a little unhappy and called his wife his sister and himself his uncle. If the situation wasn't right, he would definitely teach this boy how to be a human being.

"If you don't change your name in office, you won't change your surname in office. I'm Li Jing."

After hearing Li Jing's words, Chu Mo was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to the side of Hong Fu Nu and said: "So sister, you are the famous Hong Fu Nu, right?"

Hongfu Nu didn't expect that the other party knew about her, so she laughed immediately: "I didn't expect that you have heard of my name. It's not bad. From now on, if you meet someone who doesn't look at you in Chang'an City, just give me my name." .”

When Chu Mo heard this, he realized, that's not right. The Red Buddha Girl is Li Zhen's mother, so isn't Li Zhen's father Li Jing, the military god of the Tang Dynasty?

When he thought of this, Chu Mo quickly wiped his hands on his body, then held Li Jing's hand with a humble expression and said: "Master Military God, I've offended you because I've offended you. I'd like to ask you to have more, don't talk to me." Some calculations."

Everyone did not expect that Chu Mo would turn his back faster than turning the page in a book. He looked disdainful towards Li Jing before, but now he immediately looked like a bitch again.

Li Shimin on the side felt that he was offended, so he coughed.

When Chu Mo heard this, he immediately looked at Li Zhen: "This is not your brother, right? But at his age, he doesn't look like him."

Li Zhen shook her head, wanting to say that this was His Majesty Li Shimin.

But when he thought of the look in his mother's eyes just now and the way Li Shimin was dressed now, he said, "This is an old friend of my father's."

Chu Mo said oh, and then ignored Li Shimin at all.

Just kidding, he is going to get rich soon. Li Jing and Hongfu Nu are one of them being his future father-in-law and the other is his mother-in-law. Of course, he has to fawn over them.

But this guard commander who appeared out of nowhere probably doesn't have a higher official position than himself. Maybe he just came to learn from Qiu Feng.

So he waved his hand and said: "Since you are an old friend of Lord Military God, then just stand at the door and watch."

Everyone looked at Chu Mo in shock, while Hong Fu Nu covered her mouth and chuckled softly.

Li Jing glared at her and then looked at Li Zhen.

Li Zhen felt her scalp numb, and quickly pulled Chu Mo's sleeves and said: "Brother Chu, this is also the elder in the family, how can you do this?"

Chu Mo hummed and said to the waiter on the side: "Go and prepare a few stools and a table of good banquets for my uncle and sister."

Li Shimin saw that he was being ignored by Chu Mo, and was about to protest when he noticed a pretty figure flashing past in the corridor.

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then said unnaturally: "Master Li, if that's the case, then I'll just stand aside and watch."

"This..." Seeing that Li Jing was still trying to shirk, Li Shimin nodded and said, "Let's just decide. I'm just here to watch the excitement. It's the same everywhere."

Chu Mo was not a fool and had long discovered that Li Shimin's identity was unusual.

However, they were secretive and I couldn't ask directly, so I wanted to test it out.

But what I didn't expect was that the other party's endurance was so strong, and he didn't reveal his identity like this.

Then, he thought that the first time he met this person was in the East Palace, and now, as the Duke of the country, Li Jing actually felt a sense of respect and awe for him.

Logically speaking, the Hongfu girl on the side should be free and easy-going, and not stick to trivial matters. So, there was only one person in the entire Tang Dynasty who could make him fearful.

Thinking of this, Chu Mo's scalp went numb and he screamed inwardly. Unexpectedly, he would claim to be his second uncle in front of Li Er?

But why didn't Li Er kill himself?

Of course, Chu Mo would not naively think that he was really his second uncle. If he really dared to think so, Chu Mo believed that he would hang his body at the Meridian Gate tomorrow without Li Er taking action.

Since the other party came in disguise and did not identify himself.

Of course, Chu Mo would not be stupid enough to expose it.

But if you dare to scare yourself, you have to take revenge. Moreover, if you can use Li Er's identity to make a fuss, maybe today will be the time to make a fortune.

So, Chu Mo hugged Li Shimin's shoulders as he was about to walk out and said, "Brother, I still don't know your name?"

Li Er was stunned for a moment, hadn't he introduced himself before?

Thinking of this, Li Shimin moved Chu Mo's hand away without leaving a trace and said, "My name is Li Erlang. I am the second oldest child in the family. You can call me Brother Li or Erlang."

After hearing what Li Shimin said, Chu Mo became more confident.

Li Er definitely didn't have any good intentions when he came here.

"Brother Li, look at how tight my manpower is. The auctioneer hasn't come yet, so my auction hasn't started yet."

"I see that you have a majestic appearance, an extraordinary appearance, a strong spirit, and a loud voice. Therefore, I would like to ask you to be the guest master of ceremonies. What do you think?"

"Of course, this reward will definitely be indispensable to you. In this way, I make the decision. I will use [-]% of the proceeds from today's auction as reward. What do you think?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned and looked at Chu Mo like a fool.

Chu Mo saw that the atmosphere was awkward, but with the idea of ​​getting rich and marrying a wife, Chu Mo continued to lie: "Brother Li, don't underestimate this small auction, it is related to the livelihood of countless people inside and outside Chang'an City. .”