Fooling Tomoko into being a system

The trading priest at the wine table was singing and dancing while holding his beloved lute. He held the lute gently in his arms, as if he were holding his most beloved girl.

She is so fragile and beautiful, like an exquisite colorful glassware in the desert kingdom. The strings are dazzling in the candlelight, and the music she plays is like a trickle in the desert. The heart of the adventurer seems to follow the piano. Strings beat.

Many adventurers under the wine table picked up the wine glasses on the table and the mutton chops on the plate, and waved to the rhythm of the lute. Everyone swayed their bodies, shook their legs rhythmically, and kept shouting, "Priest, the God of Trading" !" Just want to be a fan.

The whole tavern was plunged into a sea of ​​joy and music.

At this moment, Li Lin noticed that some people in the tavern were holding on to the wall and walking towards the shutter door. They left the tavern in embarrassment with hunched backs. The other adventurers pretended not to see them and continued to dance to the rhythm of the trading god Priest!

Maybe you really just pretend you didn’t see it!They can only pretend they didn’t see it!

After all, who knows whether in the next mission, he will be sitting in the tavern hall laughing with his companions, or sitting by the window and drinking in memory of his dead companions, or whether he will be buried wrapped in a shroud?

I almost forgot, but now there is no chance of burial, because there is a loophole in the "Law of Death", and it is likely to become a moving corpse if buried directly in the ground.

In order to prevent this kind of thing, the kingdom has promulgated the latest corpse disposal law. Before conquering the "Maze of Death" and solving the death loophole, everyone must choose cremation. As long as the fire is clean, there will be no so many problems.

Of course, this law aroused dissatisfaction among many people, especially civilians, who were the most resistant. It meant that they had to spend a lot of money to prepare a large amount of wood for burning corpses.

The nobles of the kingdom can be regarded as grabbing the king's sore foot. They don't mind stepping on it to earn their own benefits.

So he negotiated with the king in the name of a commoner, challenged the king on the cremation issue, and attacked his authority.

The nobles soon discovered that as long as they asked the temple to use the "purification" miracle on the corpse, the corpse could be buried normally without being affected by the wrong effects of the "Law of Death".

For civilians, this is a big expense. The "Purification" miracle takes up the number of miracle releases controlled by the priest. Using "Purification" once more means using less "Small Healing". Using miracles on the dead, in the eyes of some people It's a waste.

In the eyes of the ignorant common people, the nobles were fighting against the king for them this time!

Therefore, we forget that the miracle required to purify the corpse is very expensive, even so high that only nobles are willing to use it. This is a difficult problem. It is really a bitter choice whether to "purify" the corpse or save money to treat the child.

Li Lin stared at the trading priest standing on the wine table and the lute in his arms. He couldn't help but think of the profession of bard. It was really not a joke to rely on the lute to eat.

The Sifang World is a depressing world for most people. The poor live worse than dogs. The adventurers have a little dignity, but not much. They may die in the next mission at any time.

Under heavy pressure, the entertainment industry in Sifang World has become underdeveloped. Li Lin has discovered most of the pubs at present. When passing through the alleys, he found a women's branch and perhaps a gambling place.

The trading god priest is singing and dancing in the tavern?After all, he is a priest, but he actually tells adult jokes and dirty jokes. He is also very good at playing, singing and dancing, which is not something ordinary people can do.

He also has a handsome face. Instead of fooling around with noble ladies, young ladies, and female adventurers, he actually plays and sings for a group of adventurers in a tavern?

Thinking this way, he became more and more suspicious, but his identity as the trading god priest was very secure.

Li Lin poked the dwarf next to him, "Hello, I want to ask..."

The dwarf turned his head and glanced at Li Lin. First he looked at the white porcelain adventure card on his neck, and then at the beer he had only drank a few sips of. He snorted with contempt in his heart.

"What do you want to ask? Don't interrupt us drinking, hiccup! I have to drink... before I can tell you!"

The dwarf was already taking a swig from his beer.

Dwarves are indeed a race that loves to drink. It is more cost-effective to compete with dwarves in drinking than to spend money to buy information. Just when Li Lin was preparing to have a drinking competition with dwarves to get some information.

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the trading priest at the wine table who suddenly stopped playing and looked like he had something to say.

Then he looked at the dwarf who ignored him and continued to drink heavily with his dwarf companions. He really didn't recognize each other when he drank!

Then listen to what the trading god Priest is going to say!Who doesn’t want free information?

It doesn't matter if it's just useless nonsense. You can have a drinking contest with the dwarves later to get information.

Seeing that the performance had stopped, the adventurers in the audience suddenly shouted with dissatisfaction. Li Lin saw the awkward look in the trading priest's eyes and the downward movement of his hands, as if he wanted the crazy tavern to become quiet?

"Ahem! Friends! A big event happened in the village recently. This is a piece of gossip that I paid a huge price to get from the union receptionist!"

As soon as Li Lin heard about the union receptionist, he knew that this matter might have something to do with him. He immediately thought that the trading god priest was working for the guild?

But why was he the one spreading the so-called gossip instead of the Adventurer's Guild issuing a notice?

No, it’s just me and the Priestess. The lady at the counter has never seen the insect swarm with her own eyes. Even though the Supreme Goddess Priestess doesn’t lie, she still has to take photos of others to investigate.

You can't make random announcements before the result is determined. You can only use this kind of gossip to prepare the adventurers mentally?

This also has the advantage of preventing villagers from panic.

I glanced at the tavern and found that it was full of adventurers and not a single civilian. This may be related to the 5 copper coins of beer. The adventurers without money are now sleeping in the free stables.

When the trading priest said the words "huge price", he used an ambiguous tone, which was the same tone as the wonderful episode he talked about the noble lady before!

The adventurers in the audience immediately pricked up their ears. They wanted to know for no other reason than to know what gossip they paid a "huge price" for. This was news obtained in exchange for hundreds of millions of dollars in business, so they couldn't help but listen carefully.

But the situation was beyond Li Lin's expectation, and soon some people were dissatisfied and booed.

"Keep singing to me. It's your strange news again, such as the death of the desert king, and the little emperor who was seized of power and sidelined, causing civil strife."

"We asked you how you knew about the Desert Kingdom, and you said you relied on the increase in spice prices. But what does this have to do with us? We are not noble magicians. We can't afford spices, and we don't need to buy spices."

After speaking, he raised his beer glass and gestured to everyone, causing a group of laughs.

Seeing that someone was winning applause for calculating the general ledger, someone else continued: "It was also said before that the Labyrinth of Death suffered heavy casualties, and adventurers were recruited to support it. How many batches is this in?"