Rebirth of marriage

"...The hero rode home and found his wife and children missing. There was only a letter nailed to the pillar with a dagger.

He unfolded the letter and read, "Your wife and children are in my hands. If you want them to be safe, I will wait for you at the post house in **cheng**town** in three days." '

The hero was so angry that he crushed the letter into pieces and screamed in the sky, "Bold thief, how dare you be so arrogant. In three days, I will cut you into pieces... Uh... Where is the address?" '

Hehe, do you think he is funny?How could he cut a person into pieces without even remembering the address? Xie Jiu was too smart to make such a mistake. "

This is the tenth joke Xie Jiu has told. He never forgets to praise himself after every joke.

Except for Gu Xiao and Mo Qi, no one at the table expected that such a small glass of wine could make her drunk.

Different from her usual calmness and stability, Xie Jiu is a talkative and coquettish person when she is drunk.

Everyone was a little worried at first.

Especially Feng Zhilan, she poured the wine. Because she was happy to celebrate the New Year today, the wine was not considered a strong drink, so she poured a cup in front of everyone.

Looking at Xie Jiu's boldness in drinking, it was obvious that she didn't know that she couldn't drink.

After finishing a glass of wine, she sat down and smiled silly at everyone.

Lin Shu checked her pulse. She hugged Lin Shu and said, "Xiao Shu, I'm fine. I still have to protect you. I have to let Xiao Shu live a long life. I can't let bad people harm me. Just don't turn around. Turn, I feel dizzy."

"Okay, we won't turn around." Even when she was drunk, she still remembered to protect herself, which moved Lin Shu a little. He said to the others, "She's fine, just take a nap and she'll be fine."

After hearing this, Xie Jiu shook his head like a rattle and said firmly, "We can't go to bed. Today is New Year's Eve. We have to have a reunion dinner together so that we can be reunited."

She was already a little dizzy and shook her head even more. She closed her eyes and shouted, "Ah Xiao, Ah Xiao, pick up my head quickly, my head is flying."

Gu Xiao hugged her from behind, trying to fix her head so that she wouldn't shake it anymore, but he couldn't use too much force to avoid hurting her neck.

The drunk Xie Jiu stubbornly shook her head to express that she did not want to go to bed and wanted to spend New Year's Eve with everyone, so her head was still shaking.

Feng Wuxin was the only one at the table who ate peacefully from beginning to end. She didn't know what happened to Xie Jiu. She was eating without even raising her head. After hearing this, she quickly looked at Xie Jiu and saw that Xie Jiu's head was well on her neck. , hurriedly said, "Sister Jiu, your head is not flying."

After comforting her, she lowered her head to eat her own.

Xie Jiu actually listened to these words and finally stopped shaking his head. He held his face with both hands and muttered, "It didn't fly. It's fine that it didn't fly. It's just that I'm still a little dizzy."

She still remembered to thank Wu Xin, and at the end, she said to the air, "Be good Wu Xin, eat well, and grow up well. Sister Jiu loves you."

Everyone who was originally worried about her couldn't help laughing.

It was at this time that Xie Jiu started telling jokes to everyone.

Knowing that she was fine, talking more would dissipate her alcoholism faster, so everyone cheered her up while eating.

After telling the ten jokes, Xie Jiu finally fell silent, looking at everyone with a pair of drunken eyes and smiling foolishly.

Gu Xiao hugged her helplessly and dotingly, putting her head on his shoulder to let her rest for a while.

If Xie Jiu hadn't been looking forward to spending New Year's Eve together and had been busy all day, if it hadn't been for a rare reunion dinner tonight, he would have wanted to take her back to the room right away, because he knew very well what the next step would be after Xie Jiu finished telling the joke. do what.

Sing a song!

Lead him to sing a song.

Sure enough, after drinking for a while, she raised her hand to beat time on the table and started humming. When she sang a sentence, she pinched Gu Xiao's waist with her other hand and asked him to sing along. Gu Xiao refused to sing. , she looked at him with tears in her eyes.

If it was just like this, Gu Xiao could still be cruel and hold back her tears. Her pinch on the waist was not strong enough and it didn't hurt. But Xie Jiu had more tricks, which he had seen five years ago.

I could only hum along with her sentence by sentence.

The old man and the old lady were grinning so much that they almost went to the back of their heads. First, their grandson recognized them, and then they heard that their grandson, who usually seldom talked, sang along with them, and she suddenly felt closer to him.

Gu Xiao saw the joy on their faces, and there was a smile in his eyes. At the end of the song, he whispered to Xie Jiu, "After singing this song, we will eat well. Tonight is New Year's Eve, so we can't It’s delicious, but everyone can’t eat it too well.”

"Okay." Xie Jiu complied. She was clear-headed and knew very well what this New Year's Eve banquet meant to Gu Xiao, the boss and the others.

But her actions were completely out of control. She even had no strength, her head was dizzy, and the dishes on the table seemed to be spinning, let alone getting chopsticks.

She held her face firmly with both hands, supported herself and tried to sit in her seat, and finished the reunion banquet with everyone.

Gu Xiao felt distressed and ridiculous, and couldn't care less about the eyes of others. He scooped up half a bowl of minced meat soup and fed it into her mouth one spoon at a time. During this period, he didn't forget to use serving chopsticks to pick up the food for the two old people.

He was not good at expressing himself in words, but at the reception, Gu Xiao's food had just been handed over, and she also sent her words, "Grandpa, please eat more food. The food our A Xiao brought is delicious."

"Grandma, try the fish that our Ah Xiao has cooked. You will definitely be as smart and beautiful as Xie Jiu after eating it..."

She was not busy and took care of everyone at the table. When she finally came to Gu Xiaoshi, she shook her head, moved the hand holding her face to her eyelids, and opened her eyelids up so that she could see more. Be clear, and muttered, "Is this my Ah Xiao? Why doesn't it look like him? Has he gotten older?"

From the time she drank until now, Gu Xiao has been protecting her from behind, worried that she would fall. This is the first time that Xie Jiu, a drunkard, has looked at Gu Xiao's face head-on.

She seemed to still not see clearly, so she put her hands on Gu Xiao's face, pinched both sides of his face and pulled him towards her.

Gu Xiao knew that she was going to act like a monster again, and everyone's banquet was almost done, so he wiped her mouth and prepared to greet the boss and the others and send her back to her room first.

Unexpectedly, the person in his arms kissed him on the face, kissed him, and licked his lips, "It's my Ah Xiao, why did you secretly grow up without telling me?"

Gu Xiao resignedly closed his eyes.

However, as soon as his eyes closed, Xie Jiu's little hands began to pull at his eyelids, and he said aggrievedly, "Do you think I don't look good when you close your eyes?

Daddy said that the Xie family's Jiu'er is unparalleled in beauty, and A Xiao also said that Jiu'er is the most beautiful. If you dislike me, then you are definitely not my A Xiao..."

Gu Xiao held her hand and looked at Mo Limoqi, "Take care of grandpa and the others."

He nodded to the two old men again, picked up Xie Jiu and turned away, his steps hurried as if he were running away.

But the voice of Xie Jiu came from far away, "Let me touch it. I'll know if it's my Ah Xiao. Don't grab my hand..."

Mo Li and Feng Zhilan had to endure the pain in their cheeks all night long. Although they didn't hold back much, they didn't dare to be too presumptuous after all, with Gu Xiao around.

As soon as they walked away, the two burst into laughter. Feng Zhilan laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes. She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "Why is Xie Jiu like this when he is drunk? She will be embarrassed to think about it tomorrow."

After Mo Qi heard this, he was silent for a moment and said, "She won't remember it, so let's not tell her."

To prevent her from being embarrassed when she wakes up, he guessed that the prince also thought so, but he just left in a hurry and probably didn't bother to give instructions to everyone.