Kusuo Saiki travels into the daily routine of beating up enemies

The next day, Saiki Kusuo woke up very early.

At 6:30 in the morning, what woke him up was not the sunlight or the biological clock, but a physical instinct.

I'm hungry. I didn't have dinner yesterday.

Saiki Kusuo got up and walked into the bathroom, intending to wash up and brush his teeth.However, just as he was about to turn on the faucet, he suddenly heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

Generally speaking, there will be good sound insulation between rooms. However, it often seems as if there is no wall between the bathroom and the bathroom. Even if there is a wall, you can always hear the sound coming from the bathroom next to you. Sometimes even the other party Even if no one is in the bathroom, you can still hear the voices of the people next door in the room through the bathroom with extremely poor soundproofing.

Now Saiki Kusuo heard it.

"I should have prepared courseware today. There are not many real human doctoral and master's students, but competition still exists."

"But there are more important things now. After all, that thing is still very important, and everyone has completely regarded it as a partner."

"Well, if there is a reward, there is a risk of being eaten. Similarly, if there is a reward, there will be clues, and it will be easier for us to find him."

"Just pinch it before everyone else does."

"Okay. Okay, everyone, wake up! We've made a plan. There must be a strong man under the bounty, and Mimi is still very dangerous."

"Captain, who is Mimi?"

"Xiao Se's new name, don't you think Xiao Se is too weird?"

"But Mimi is also very strange."

……

Saiki Kusuo, who had pressed the faucet for a long time and didn't move, said, "It's crazy. The Phantom Troupe is having a meeting."

"By the way, Feitan. Is there really no one next door here? I think this apartment is shabby overall, and it doesn't look like a house with good sound insulation."

After being aware of it, I suddenly fell into an eavesdropping crisis. "Hey, I didn't mean it. You were just talking so loudly for your own sake. Shouldn't the brigade specially find a ruins or something for the meeting?"

"No pinch. I just checked the other rooms yesterday afternoon. There is no one next door yet, but I have scraped all the props next door."

It was you, the guy who stole it!

"Props? What props are they? These props are quite magical. They might be useful in wonderful places."

"It's a memory album, a notebook. It sounds like a boring thing, so I ignored it."

If it's something boring, give it back to me.

"This is a memory album. The description is... you can see the user's past photos from birth to 10 years ago."

"Ten years? That's really useless."

It's such a useless thing. People with super powers who have clear memories since the age of 0 don't need it. If necessary, I can read and write out childhood photos now.

"Give it back to the other party, don't alert the enemy."

It's too late now if you don't alert the snake. Don't give it to me. I think it's useless too. Just take it by yourselves and don't break into ordinary people's homes. Didn't your wet nurse on Meteor Street teach you this kind of common sense?

"Captain, if you want to return it to someone else, can I look through it?"

It was a young female voice, probably Xiaodi.

"Okay, Xiaodi, are you curious about your past?"

Guessed right.

"No, but if I could know my birthday, I could ask Miss Nosla to write a prophetic poem."

First think about whether Niong will pay attention to you.

"Xiao Di...don't you know your birthday?"

This time it was a steady voice, and I didn’t know who it was.

"Huh? Do I know?"

When he forgets his own birthday, he also forgets to remember his own birthday. How bad is this child's memory?

It was a little quiet next door.

"Oh - is this Xiaodi when she was a kid? She's really cute!"

I'm just saying this politely. Aren't all babies on their first day of life being judged as monkeys?The voice seemed to be that of another person, and it felt like there were a lot of people next door.

Another female voice said: "Ah, really, I didn't expect it to look a bit dark, but now it's snow white. It's really rare for a newborn baby to be like this."

If you go to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital, you will see a lot of human babies born like this.

"Haha, when we were first born, everyone was very clean."

Wo Jin's voice was loud enough that the whole building could hear it.

"Actually, newborn babies should be dirty, but the photos show them after cleaning."

They were all boasting, but one person was saying something unsociable.

"Page 2 is day 2. Does this photo show every day from birth to now?"

"It doesn't look like there has been any change. Let's look back again."

"Page 3 is a week from now."

"The hair is a little longer. Judging from the environment, he should have left the hospital."

Well, we are almost certain that this is the voice of Chrollo and Xiaodi communicating.

Kusuo Saiki stood in the bathroom. It was absolutely impossible to continue washing now. It would make noise. It was obvious that the number of spiders gathered next door was far greater than imagined. It was best not to be discovered. It was better to go back to sleep. There was no point in eavesdropping on other people's past. .

Xiaodi: "Page 4 is in the trash can, the second week after birth."

Why.

Chrollo: "Fortunately, I knew how to wrap it with cloth to keep it warm when I threw it away. Otherwise, it would be hard to say whether I could reach Meteor Street alive. It may also be to stop you from crawling around, so as not to leave the trash can and be exposed to the world. Well, Xiaodi He has been a thin and well-balanced child since he was a child.”

Xiaodi: "I remember, when I was little, my nannies always told me to eat more."

"Hahahaha, it turned out that I didn't gain any weight at all, Xiaodi, I have to eat more now!"

Who is this? Who are the people opposite? They must be male mothers anyway.

They are so cheerful, but Xiaodi was thrown into the trash can in the second week after birth. How come there are still people who can laugh? It's usually a time to comfort people, right?

"Wo Jin, how about you take a look? You don't know the birthday."

"Okay, I'm also a little curious about what Wojin looked like when he was a child. Hey Wojin!"

Kusuo Saiki noticed the excitement next door and secretly turned on the faucet.

Only a half-open faucet can collect water silently and slowly. After receiving it carefully, he began to squeeze out toothpaste slowly.

He definitely didn't want to eavesdrop on anything, he was just brushing his teeth, and he overheard the people next door chatting among themselves.

"Hahaha!"

"Pfft! Hahahahahahahaha I died laughing!"

"Wo Jin, Wo Jin was a kid!"

What's wrong? What was Wo Jin like when he was a child? Let's talk about it. Don't just laugh.

Chrollo: "I didn't expect Wojin to be so big when he was born, but why is there so much blood on the swaddling clothes? It seems that he was born with a massive hemorrhage..."

There is still only one person talking dejectedly.

Saiki Kusuo lowered his head to rinse his mouth, and suddenly found a rare silence next door.

He was too cautious to spit out the water in his mouth.

What's wrong?Suddenly so quiet.

"It was thrown in the trash can the next day! Wojin!"

Why, the child who was thrown away on the second day was about to die? !

"We'll be at Meteor Street in a week, and we'll be so alive."

It's really amazing, this natural strengthening system.

Wo Jin was displeased: "Hey, I'm living well now, what's your expression like?"

"Although I know that he will live a good life in the future, I still worry about the safety of this little orangutan when he sees it being thrown away on the second day."

"yes……"

"Hey, who are you talking about as a gorilla? Come here, Nobunaga, and let me see what kind of little monkey you were before!"

"Tsk, I don't want it. I know my birthday. Let Finks come?"

"I don't want prophetic poems or birthdays, and neither does Feitan."

It has nothing to do with birthdays at all. People who look at it don’t know when their birthday is.

"Then let's see what kind of monkey the leader was before." Wo Jin said.

Finally, someone knows that your group leader is also a monkey and not some god descending to earth.

"Hey, why do you say the leader is a monkey!"

"Children are very similar to monkeys. Generally, children do not have normal aesthetic beauty when they are born." Chrollo said calmly, "But I know my birthday, and I am lucky."

Xiaodi: "I'm very curious about the leader's past. I feel like the leader must not have been born into an ordinary family."

Chrollo: "Generally speaking, only ordinary families would throw away their children."

"But when the leader was born, there must have been a vision in the sky, like lightning and thunder."

"I think the leader must have had a big head when he was born."

"The leader...may be able to speak as soon as he is born."

"This is too exaggerated, but the leader probably learned the language just a few hours after he was born, listening to the conversations of the people next to him."

Saiki Kusuo: That's me with telepathy. How could someone say all the words of a language to a baby?

"Ah! Leader, are you willing to read it?"

"In this case, I have to open the book to prove that I was an ordinary child in the past, right?" Chrollo's voice was filled with helplessness.

The brigade's room was quiet again.

Why do so many people keep quiet and talk instead? What do you see? Do you see a baby with dark circles under his eyes who can remove nine rings?

"Captain..."

What's wrong?It's not a good habit to be out of breath while talking, please speak up.

“The crib is actually made of fine wood!”

This kind of thing doesn’t matter!

"The last time I saw this material, it seemed to be more expensive than jewelry?"

The things that these thieves care about must be really valuable. Could it be that Chrollo was born in a wealthy family? How could such a family abandon a child?

“There’s a babysitter on page 2!”

He has defeated most humans since he was born.

"Is there a floor-to-ceiling window in the background, and a big garden outside? Is the leader's birthplace in a villa?"

"Could it be a prince?"

"How could the prince be thrown into Meteor Street, but the leader is so smart..."

[At this moment, everyone thought of many bloody plots.For example, a prince and a slave exchange identities, such as a baby being exchanged, or a child being framed in the struggle for royal power. 】

I didn't expect Chrollo to be born like this.After he became a top villain, he discovered that his parents accidentally lost him. What should he do now?Is the prodigal son about to turn back?He led a powerful team of telepaths back home to inherit the throne, used his brain to eliminate dissidents, run a business, and reached the pinnacle of his life.

What kind of protagonist script is this?

"A week later, the nanny is still holding the leader. Is this the kitchen? Mom and dad didn't show up at all."

"After two weeks, she will still be the nanny, but the group leader will be in the study. She already likes reading at such a young age, and her clothes are so gorgeous."

"Speaking of which, why does the leader even remember his own last name? Ru Xilu, Kurolo Ru Xilu, if you read it formally, there is actually Fulu after Ru Xilu, because Tai Chang usually discards the six-character name. It already takes up a lot of space.”

"Some of us named ourselves, and some of us had names on our clothes when we were found. But I think the leader said it himself. Many people said that his name was too long and they couldn't remember and asked him to change it."

"When I was little, I used to call Captain Kuro, and I don't want to call him another word."

"The current name is also very good, it only has two words."

His current name won't be "Leader", right?

Everyone's discussion led to this question.

——"Captain, how old were you when you were thrown away?"

Chrollo didn't say much, and while everyone waited quietly, they only heard the sound of another page being turned.

Saiki Kusuo finally finished brushing his teeth slowly, but did not leave the toilet.Well, the brigade is carrying out a very terrible plan. As an ordinary person, the neighbor next door needs to hear the motivation of the other party to ensure that when a murder case occurs, he can explain the cause of the matter to the detective.

This is very important.

"When I was one year old, my nanny still had me with me, and she was actually wearing a golden shawl! The embroidery on it was a dragon, right? The clothes didn't fit me and were a little too big, but they were definitely expensive clothes!"

what happened?He can't really be a prince, right? There are many countries in this world, so there are too many princes.

"The nanny still takes care of him when he is two years old, but why did the nanny put the leader into the tank? She even made a shushing gesture. Was he playing hide and seek?"

“You’ve been in Meteor Street since you were three years old, huh??”

What are you surprised about? Didn't you grow up together?At his age, shouldn't he be in Meteor Street?

But what happens between the ages of two and three is really interesting.

Chrollo: "Why are you surprised? Isn't it a very ordinary story?"

It is a pity that a kid from a rich family ended up on Meteor Street. Otherwise, you would have everything you should have by now based on your learning ability.

Although the thieves now have everything they want.

"Hey, haven't any of you noticed? That nanny has always had a name on her chest. She has the same surname as me."

ha?

"I am the nanny's child. In such an environment, the owner should not allow the nanny to have children. She has been hiding me for two years and raising me. When someone comes, she puts me in the trash can or tool bucket that she carries with her when no one is around. Just let me play by myself in the cleaned area. But I would grow up and it would be hard to hide it from a two-year-old, so she put me in the trash can and abandoned me forever."

……

You've been remembering things since you were a kid, so look at that photo album.

"Captain..."

"The leader has lived in a trash can since he was born! He was born on Meteor Street!"

"From small trash can to big trash can."

"A true leader is like the leader, who starts to implement it from birth..."

Chrollo closed the book and the book made a dull sound, ending the conversation.