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On April 29, Shiyun's due date arrived.

After breakfast, the whole family was sitting around the sofa, including Shiyun's parents, looking at Shiyun's bulging belly.

"Don't you feel like you're about to give birth at all?" Zou Fengcui asked, holding her daughter's arm.

"No. Same as usual." Shiyun said with a smile.

Chu Anning asked Xia Chuan, "Are you really not planning to go to the hospital?"

"I won't go. The old Taoist and I are enough." Xia Chuan looked calm.

Everyone looked at each other in confusion. They didn't have much confidence in Xia Chuan, but his sophistication was unfathomable. Just the legend of Ran Hong made people admire him.

"Why hasn't the old Taoist come yet?" Zou Fengcui asked.

Xia Chuan said softly: "Don't worry, if he doesn't come, there won't be a baby."

Everyone was startled. Doesn't that mean that the old Taoist has arrived and can sense Shiyun's state?

Shiyun asked: "Then what is he doing?"

"I don't know. Don't think about anything. One or two days late is nothing. Can you still have a caesarean section? Let nature take its course and do whatever you have to do." Xia Chuan said.

Everyone looked at each other, what could they do to reassure themselves?No one moved.

Then I waited for a day and still didn't give birth.

Shiyun and Xia Chuan went to bed, but a few old people were still sitting there, giving birth during the day or at night.

As a result, there was still no movement until the next morning, and the old man didn't come either.

Everyone was exhausted from the torment.

On the contrary, Xia Chuan and Xia Chuan walked out of the bedroom arm in arm as if they were having fun, preparing to have breakfast.

The four old men immediately went to bed.

When it was time for dinner, everyone gathered at the dining table, but Lu Zheng and Xiao Yun came back.

Xiaoyun usually lives on campus, but tomorrow is Labor Day, the day after tomorrow is Sunday, and the school has two days off.

Lu Zheng has graduated. His only interest now is mountain climbing, and he vows to climb the highest peaks in the world.

But as long as he has vacation time, he will definitely come to Yanjing and accompany Xiaoyun to do whatever she wants to do.

Xiaoyun is now as happy as an elf.

"Sister-in-law, you can't wait any longer. The amniotic fluid is already turbid and the baby will be hypoxic." Xiao Yun said with a smile.

Everyone looked helpless. What are you waiting for?

Shiyun smiled and asked, "Then what do you think we should do?"

Xiao Yun said, "Let my brother tell you a joke. When he tells a joke, I get a stomachache."

Everyone smiled together.

Xia Chuan sighed: "Sister, if your sister-in-law doesn't feel pain, what's the point of feeling pain for you?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Xiaoyun's pretty eyes widened angrily: "It's useless for you to tell me jokes now?"

Everyone was stunned. Xia Chuan quickly said: "It's useful. It's very important to make my sister happy. It is said that a pregnant woman was riding a bus and suddenly fainted from pain. The most beautiful conductor and dozens of caring passengers worked hard to save her and finally woke up the pregnant woman. She made up the vote.”

Everyone burst into laughter, and Xiaoyun's stomach hurt from laughing.

Shiyun was so angry that she punched him: "How can there be so many wicked people?"

"Then let me tell you a joke that is not immoral. One day, Lao Dao's father drank too much. He pulled Lao Dao with him in a drunken state, and said with snot and tears: My son, you also know that when you were young, the situation in our family was It’s not good. There are some things that your mother and I haven’t told you.

The old Taoist asked: What's going on?

His dad said: Actually, your mother and I almost gave you away when you were a few months old.

The old Taoist said: Huh?Is there such a thing?Why didn't you send it in the end?

His dad said: It’s a long story. We agreed with the other party on 200 yuan at that time, but when he came, he brought 199 yuan with him... I thought about it carefully at the time, you know, Dad It's not about money!

The old man said: Well, I understand, Dad, you care about me!

His dad said: No... what I care about is the most basic integrity of being a human being! ! ! "

After Xia Chuan finished speaking, he laughed out loud. He really thought it was ridiculous.

But no one else laughed.

Xia Chuan asked in confusion: "Why don't you have any sense of humor?"

Shiyun coughed lightly: "Is this a joke or is it true? What's so funny about it if it's true? You shouldn't say it."

"I told you it was a joke, can I tell the truth?" Xia Chuan looked at everyone with a broken face.

Everyone looked at him with even more devastated expressions, laughing at you. Why are you doing this?Is that someone you can make fun of casually?

Then, a deep voice echoed in everyone's ears: "He thinks I'm late."

As he finished speaking, there was another person at the dining table, like a tiger sitting on a dragon's plate, it was the old Taoist.

Everyone secretly breathed in, is this a human or a monster?This momentum is so terrifying.

But Xia Chuan said with a smile: "I said we are getting closer and closer to each other."

The old Taoist twitched the corner of his mouth and said in a low voice: "Actually, I came in three seconds later if you said so, but I was delayed by your joke."

"By the way, what are you doing?" Xia Chuan quickly changed the subject.

"You've already slandered my father, and I won't tell you." The old man curled his lips.

Everyone laughed, Xia Chuan said with a smile: "Okay, my fault, what do you think is going on with my sister?"

The old Taoist said calmly: "With me here, you can give birth at any time, you just choose the time."

Everyone slowly opened their mouths and widened their eyes.

Xiaoyun asked nervously: "Sister-in-law's amniotic water hasn't broken yet. Are you talking about a caesarean section?"

"No." The old Taoist refused to explain.

No one dared to ask.

"Okay. Let me make some calculations." Xia Chuan was actually pinching his fingers. The tip of his thumb moved quickly back and forth on the joint stripes of the other four fingers, exactly like a fortune teller on the street.

Shiyun chuckled, "What are you messing with? Why didn't I know you could count?"

Everyone smiled and continued to watch Xia Chuan play tricks.

Xia Chuan frowned, said nothing, and tinkered for a long time before saying:

"Not today, Guiyou sword edge gold, Bingchen sand earth, Xinsi white wax gold, you see, why are all five elements missing two. Just change it to tomorrow, tomorrow will be Renwu willow wood, then we only need to choose An hour of water and fire will do.

As for whether you want water or fire, you don't need to consider your parents. As long as the child is lucky, the choice lies in men and women. Men take fire and women take water. By the way, can you tell it? "

Everyone immediately focused their attention on Lao Dao. Since Shi Yun became pregnant, both of them did not agree to undergo a B-ultrasound, fearing that it would be bad for the fetus. At the same time, they did not trust the hospital, so no examination was done. No one knew the gender.

The old man said with certainty: "It's a boy."

The four old men looked pleased. They had no doubt that this was a big deal and looked very authoritative.

"Then let's do it at ten o'clock tomorrow morning." Xia Chuan made the final decision, then stood up and said, "You guys can eat, Lao Dao and I will go out to eat."

Naturally, everyone had no objection. Xia Chuan just asked Lao Dao what he was going to do. Lao Dao didn't answer, obviously he was worried.

Only Lu Zheng asked: "Please tell me a place where my sister-in-law can go to find something."

"Yuebin Restaurant." After Xia Chuan finished speaking, he and Lao Dao left together.