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Chapter 430: Meeting behind bars and laughing at the prison boss

Xia Chuan lay on the folding bed, facing the wall. He didn't open his eyes when he woke up. He stretched himself first and made a long sound of ah in his mouth. Then he thought about the long time of suffering and simply chanted loudly:

"In my past life, I was shameless and now I am making trouble. When we meet in jail, the prison boss laughs. After reading all the vicissitudes of life, in my dreams, people eat fireworks and want cornbread. Hey, this is a question. A wife and a cornbread, which one do I want? It's really sad."

After saying that, he turned over sadly, then froze, and his eyes widened in shock.

"Damn it, the statues in this room look so similar."

The crowd burst into laughter, which made these people bend over with laughter and almost caused the interrogation room to explode.

Shiyun's face turned red and she said coquettishly: "A wife or a wotou, you don't even know which one you want?"

Mengyi laughed so much that she bent over and joked: "Let me tell you, a wife can make countless steamed buns, but after one steamed bun is eaten, it will be gone, so you have to choose your wife, okay?"

But Chu Anning pointed at her nose and cursed: "I should not have given you cornbread because I wasted you! I will starve you to death, but you are still trying to show off?"

Xia Chuan suddenly looked frustrated, "How did I say this? It doesn't seem to mean that. By the way, why didn't you call me when you came in?"

The leaders of the Well Bureau almost laughed out loud. They had to commit suicide before getting up today.

Zang Hong went out with a smile. He could clean up the mess he made.

Shiyun was actually very happy about her younger brother's talent, and Xia Chuan inadvertently mentioned his past life again. That sentence, which he had read through all the vicissitudes of life in his dreams, once again solidified her judgment. Xia Chuan really had memories of his past life, and he did not lie to her.

As for which one to choose between a wife and a boss, she is just used to teasing. He used to make her angry with such jokes and then coax her over. She has long been used to it.

But Chu Anning didn't hear anything. She just heard that a wife and a coward didn't know which one to choose. She was really angry.

Xia Chuan simply enlarged his moves and spread his arms enthusiastically: "Mom, I miss you so much!"

Chu Anning hurriedly stopped: "Stop! You can coax your wife! I don't need you to hold her!"

Everyone laughed even harder. Can you even use this trick?

Xia Chuan turned to Shiyun without hesitation: "Sister, I don't want cornbread!"

Shiyun turned around and left, unable to stand such a shameless person.

But Xia Chuan got down to business, and walked directly to the leader. His enthusiasm didn't let go, and he kept talking like a river: "It's fate. After ten years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, a hundred years of cultivation, we can sleep together, and a thousand years of cultivation..."

Everyone left.

Only the leader was left smiling.

……

The Xia family held a grand banquet to welcome Xia Chuan.

At this time, Xia Chuan had already taken a shower and changed his clothes, which were washed and changed by Shiyun himself. She finally found that there was nothing serious except for bruises and abrasions on Xia Chuan's body, and she finally felt relieved. Obviously it was all Chen Wenge's blood, but this made her feel so distressed that she hugged him and cried loudly in the bathroom.

When the two of them came to the table, Shiyun found that the table was full of good wine and food, but there were only two steamed buns placed in Xia Chuan's seat. She immediately understood that Chu Anning was still angry, and quickly sat down in Xia Chuan's seat, but Chu Anning suddenly He reached out and pulled her to him.

Xia Chuan, however, calmly sat in front of the nest, glanced at the people waiting to see his joke one by one, and chanted loudly: "Yi Yin of Shun plowed the wilderness, uncle Boyi died with his head together; King Wuling of Zhao greened the forest eggs, and Zixu Danyang wept and blew Xiao. May I ask this classmate, what do you mean?"

As he spoke, he pointed at Mengyi.

Everyone was shocked by his majestic momentum and didn't know who he was going to attack. Now they found that the target was pointed at Meng Yi, and they immediately breathed a sigh of relief and all watched Meng Yi's joke.

But Mengyi smiled so hard that she couldn't see her eyes: "It means that when these great sages are in trouble, all they need is a nest, not a wife."

Xia Chuan suddenly became cold, and his shocked expression made Shiyun chuckle. Do you think Mengyi is stupid?

Tang Wu smiled bitterly, and everyone covered their mouths and snickered, trembling all over.

Xia Chuan's original intention was: What these great sages need is just a steamed bun.In other words, one is comparing oneself to sages by eating steamed buns.It's just that this sage has to be praised by others, so he can't brag about himself.

Ke Meng Yi Zhu Xin's explanation is: I don't need a wife.

It just happens to be right.

Chu Anning didn't understand at first, but now she was taken directly into the ditch. You actually said time and time again that you don't need a wife?

She suddenly became angry again, slammed the table, and said sternly: "I originally thought you needed to remember the bitterness and the sweetness, but now it seems that you don't need anything except the steamed buns, so just give me the steamed buns, and don't touch anything else." !”

Everyone trembled immediately, Mengyi stuck out her tongue at Shiyun, I didn’t mean it.

Xia Chuan was very calm: "Okay, Mom, I'm really hungry. Let's eat together. Dad, do you want to try the steamed buns?"

Tang Wu smiled bitterly, I wanted to help you, but you had to let your mother go, so she had no choice but to say: "You can eat it yourself."

But Shiyun hugged Chu Anning's arm and begged softly: "Auntie, I was just joking. He was injured and needs to supplement his nutrition. If he wants to eat steamed buns, I won't be able to eat. Even for my sake, Please spare him this time."

Chu Anning was still angry and said to the poem with great sincerity:

"Shiyun, you have to have your own bottom line. Can you make fun of it even if you don't have a wife? If you take a step back, this shameless person will take a step forward, and his conscience will become less and less. If you want to spoil him like this, don't do it in the future. regret."

Shiyun smiled softly and said: "Auntie, I don't regret it, because you still protect me."

Chu Anning suddenly didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Look at him flying all over the sky. Where can I catch him? From now on, you two will live together. Just let him do it this time and find him again when he is well."

"Thank you, auntie, I will remember it." Shiyun's face was filled with flowers.

Xia Chuan immediately said energetically: "I need to activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, Xiaoyun pours wine!"

Chu Anning said to Shiyun with a broken face: "Do you think he wants face?"

Everyone laughed.

Drinking and drinking, the whole place is full of glory.

The topic turned back to the Li family, Liu Changsheng asked with a smile: "Boss, how are you going to deal with the Li family?"

But Xia Chuan turned to Mengyi with a smile like a big bad wolf: "Sister Mengyi, what do you think we should do?"

Everyone immediately became amused. These two people couldn't stop fighting each other. They knew without guessing that everything Mengyi said was wrong, just waiting for Xia Chuan's criticism.

But Mengyi said proudly: "No matter what you do, you must let the Li family publicly clarify the rumors and apologize, and restore Shiyun's reputation, right?"

Hahahaha, Xia Chuan laughed: "The only thing we can't do is to ask the Li family to clarify the rumors and apologize, do you understand?"

Everyone was stunned.

Mengyi said angrily: "You don't care about Shiyun's reputation just to argue with me?"

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