Rebirth of Lucky Wife

The plowing ceremony is a very serious ceremony. The concubines of the harem will also be allocated a small part of the royal field to cultivate, but it is not as big as that of the emperor. They can also work together as a group to cultivate. In fact, the servants take care of the fields and scatter the seeds. , just water it.

After all, they are women, and they are either ladies from aristocratic families or nobles. They are great beauties who have been pampered since childhood. They cannot carry things on their shoulders or lift them with their hands, so the requirements for them cannot be too high.Originally, in the early days of Wei Emperor Gaozu, the harem concubines were allowed to work together to cultivate the royal fields. Later, after two generations of emperors, including Pan and Xi, there was either only one woman in the family, or there were many weak women in the palace, and the daughters of military officials were also admitted to the palace. , such as the Queen and Concubine Lin, but they are in the minority after all, and they are very arrogant. If you let them farm, they will definitely sacrifice their face to cause you three days and three nights, which will be very annoying!

Therefore, the spring plowing in the harem was later improved. In the words of Emperor Mingguang - "If we force each of them to cultivate a piece of royal land to end it, they will definitely get sick. When they go back, they will have to be proclaimed as imperial doctors, prescribe prescriptions, and have a lot of medicinal materials." Taking supplements is a big expense, so it’s just a formality.”

Emperor Mingguang took his beloved son Wei Hao to farm together on the man's side of the field. Wei Xi pulled the plow in front, and Wei Hao helped the plow behind and sow the seeds. When a child is old, he cannot always enjoy himself, he must endure hardship.

In fact, Emperor Mingguang was very prescient in separating himself from Oden, the woman in the harem.He was plowing the fields over there, and the Queen and Concubine Li almost got into a fight. Of course, the first and second leaders in the harem would not do it themselves. They were the concubines under them, that is, their followers. The helmsmen started pushing each other, making them look ugly.

The cause of the incident was that when Concubine Li Lin Wanrong was leaning under the shade of a tree to water her field, a grasshopper suddenly jumped out next to her. She was so frightened that she screamed "Ah" and ran to the side in seconds. After all, she was a military general. Although my daughter is uncannily afraid of insects, her movements are still very nimble.Then she was afraid, so she drove the grasshopper away with a round fan.This insect also gave Concubine Li a sudden fright. It flew around in all directions, startling a group of concubines to chase it away. I don't know how they were able to chase it away, but it flew to the Queen's side.The Queen Empress comes from a family of military commanders and is not very afraid of insects, but she has been pampered for a long time and has a bit of a mysophobia.The bugs flew out of the mud. In the past, the field was fertilized with fertilizer from the farmers... ugh~ She couldn't think about everything in detail. The more she thought about it, the more disgusting she became, so she drove the grasshopper back again. This time They kept going back and forth, but finally the grasshopper jumped on Concubine Lin's nose. Concubine Lin suddenly stood on the grasshopper's nose, and she was immediately cross-eyed and sneezed loudly and loudly.

The scene was a bit magical for a moment, and it was quiet for about five seconds.Li Meiren, who was beside the queen, couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.After she finished laughing, she immediately realized that she had made a mistake. She quickly held it in, covered her face with a fan, and stepped back with her head lowered like a quail. She just wished she could become invisible immediately and disappear on the spot.

Everyone, I believe everyone who has experienced the speech of a leader at the annual meeting knows that if it is very quiet and serious, if the big boss suddenly accidentally lets out a long, very tactful fart, and this fart will follow the 360° stereo sound in the auditorium. The ultra-large surround sound is transmitted clearly and clearly to everyone's ears.At that special moment, you must hold back, must hold back, and must not laugh!Because when you smile, everyone loses control and bursts into laughter. As a result, the scene gets out of control.At that time, the law will not punish everyone, and the big boss cannot punish everyone, but he can vent his anger on the culprit. Whoever laughs first is the culprit.Let the big boss be laughed at by so many people and lose face. You are finished!

Li Meiren made the situation get out of control.At the spring plowing meeting in the harem, the second boss, Concubine Lin, was severely laughed at by everyone. Concubine Lin looked at the concubines who were laughing to tears, and then looked at the empress to see if she wanted to laugh or not. With a strange expression on her face, she couldn't help but get angry. Okay, this Are you all laughing at me?And you!How dare a little beauty bully me? !She can't punish all the concubines, but she can punish a little beauty, right? !Immediately, he pushed everyone away and slapped the laughing Li Meiren in the face. "Meimei Li committed the crime of framing the imperial concubine. The crime cannot be pardoned!"