Live broadcast: Traveling through time and being the villain with one sword, I feel numb!

The eldest prince was a little embarrassed.

What this countryman gave me was a bit hasty!

"Tell Old Man Ji and Ji Anzhi tomorrow." The eldest prince said.

"Okay!" Ye Xuan said.

Xu Xiu suddenly said, "Ye Xuan, I brought you a gift."

Ye Xuan was puzzled.

"Duang!"

The bodies of Lord Han and Hanfeng suddenly appeared.

The crowd was stunned.

This is this...

The two mummies are a bit scary!

Ku Teng said, "It took my master a long time to get it!"

Ye Xuan was silent.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Then, the eldest prince looked at the ninth princess and said, "It's getting late, let's go back."

Ninth Princess nodded.

An Lanxiu also said, "Ye Xuan, I'm leaving too."

The three of them left.

Soon, the three came back.

"Forgot Ling Lao..." An Lanxiu said.

Everyone: "..."

But how to take Elder Ling away?

Everyone looked at each other.

Xu Xiu said, "I have a way!"

Duang!

A wheelchair appears!

Just bought it in the mall.

This time it’s finally not the same style made by hand!

Linglao got into the wheelchair and the three of them set off again.

"go!"

Suddenly, Old Man Ji woke up and shouted, "Wine? Where is the wine? Vice President Kumu, do you want to give me thunder flowers?"

Xu Xiu: "???"

Forced to take out a bottle of thunder flowers: Bravely enter heaven!

Fortunately, I bought more last time!

The Ninth Princess looked at Ye Xuan, "Aren't you coming to see us off?"

"Okay." Ye Xuan followed a few people and left Canglan College.

Ku Teng looked at Xu Xiu, "Master, let's go. What a beautiful day!"

Xu Xiu looked at Ye Ling, who was dozing off.

Like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Ye Ling, why don't you go to bed?" Xu Xiu asked.

"I want to listen to my brother's story before going to sleep." Ye Ling said.

"I can speak too." Xu Xiu said.

"Then tell me." Ye Ling said.

Xu Xiu said, "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and in the temple there was..."

Ye Ling suddenly interrupted, "Can you change it? My brother tells me this story every day..."

Xu Xiu was stunned for a moment, "Okay."

Xu Xiu thought for a moment and said, "Once upon a time, there was a mosquito that was buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing~"

Ye Ling: "???"???

"puff!"

Old Man Ji was drinking, and he squirted out.

"Can we talk about it carefully?" Ye Ling was a little angry.

What's your story?

Fool children too!

At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.

[Han Li silently retreated behind everyone: Come on, Ye Ling, let me tell you.There was a man who liked to take pleasure in hardship and died of laughter while working overtime. ]

[I'm invincible, you can do whatever you want: Come, I'll come.There was a man who first studied literature but failed in three years. Later he studied martial arts and shot an arrow in the school. He was a drummer and was kicked out. Then he studied medicine and achieved success.I wrote a good prescription, took it, and died. ]

[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: Come, I’ll come.One tower has been passed down for three generations, and the tower is still there when people leave! ]

in the field.

Xu Xiu looked at Ye Ling, "It seems I can only tell you my secret story! Let me tell you how I came to this world!"

Ye Ling immediately became interested.

Xu Xiu said slowly.

"Once upon a time, there was a painter named Ma Liang. Everything he painted would become real. One day he painted ten suns! Then the world became very hot!"

Ye Ling: (?w?*)

"There was a young man named Hou Yi who was a sharpshooter. He went to shoot at the sun! Nine out of ten were shot down! But the sky was broken!"

Ye Ling: (?｀?Д??)!!

"There was a god named Nuwa, and she went to mend the sky! After the sky cleared, there was a madman named Kuafu, who chased the sun crazily! He died of exhaustion in front of a man named Yu Gong! Then Kuafu became Climb a huge mountain!"

Ye Ling: "Ah ミ?Д?彡!"

"Yu Gong was so angry that he summoned his descendants to move the mountain. Two goblins jumped out from the foot of the mountain, a snake demon and a scorpion spirit. Fortunately, seven dwarfs jumped out of the seven gourds in Yu Gong's backyard and beat away the two goblins. !”

Ye Ling: "?_?"

"Then the seven dwarfs went away and met a Snow White. The evil queen wanted to kill Snow White and gave her an apple. Snow White took a bite, fainted and threw the apple away! "

Ye Ling: "?(°?°)?"

"Apple hit a man named Steve Jobs, who invented the iPhone, so someone in China invented the Pineapple Phone! It can be said to be far ahead!"

At this time, Xu Xiu took out the pineapple phone with a broken screen!

Xu Xiu looked at Ye Ling and then said to the live broadcast room.

"Brothers! Stop pretending, let's show off! I was on the basketball court, wearing suspenders and combing my hair while playing basketball. I was hit by a basketball and traveled through time! Then because of this pineapple phone, I awakened the system! Really!"

Start the Pineapple Phone!

Power on!

Suddenly a voice came.

"The United States has apples! China has pineapples! Pineapple phones! Pineapple phones!"

"Brothers, do you believe it? I traveled to a world where one sword dominates the world!" Xu Xiu said seriously.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was quite explosive.

[Xue Nai’s Baizi: Do you believe me?You're such a bad old man!We have been filming for such a long time and yet we are still being fooled into saying we have traveled through time! ]

[One tower has been passed down for three generations, and the tower is still there when people leave: Brothers, do you believe that I am Qin Shihuang, or do you believe that Xiu'er has traveled through time? ]

[Where is your home? Point in the direction: I, Qin Shihuang, give me money! ]

[Towering twin peaks: Little Heizi’s chicken feet are exposed! ]

Xu Xiu shook his head.

No one believes it!

never mind!

At this time, Xu Xiu looked at Ye Ling and said, "This is where I come from!"

Ye Ling asked, "What about my origin?"

"You were picked up from the garbage dump." Xu Xiu said.

Ye Ling: "..."

There was a moment of silence.

Ye Ling asked, "What happened to Princess Snow White?"

"I lived a shameless life with the seven dwarfs." Xu Xiu said.

Ye Ling: "..."

Old Man Ji said, "Your story really made me laugh when I got under the covers."

"I'd better sleep..." Ye Ling said.

Ku Teng came over and said, "Master, let's go."

Soon, Xu Xiu and Ku Teng flew away in the air.

……

Kuraki Academy.

Xu Xiu and Kuteng had just stepped into the gate of Cangmu Academy.

"stop!"

A voice scolded.

Dean Li Xuancang!

"True to the truth, you two went to Canglan College to have sex? Did you come back at midnight?" Li Xuancang was very angry.

The withered vine hesitated.

"Dean Li Xuancang, I don't pretend anymore. I'm showing off my cards. In fact, I am an undercover agent!" Xu Xiu suddenly said.

Kuteng was stunned.

Li Xuancang: "???"

There was a moment of silence.

Li Xuancang suddenly laughed wildly.

"Hahahahaha!"

"You said you were an undercover agent? You said you were an undercover agent!"

Xu Xiu shrugged, "Yes, I'll fight you with my open cards!"

"You are not an undercover agent!" Dean Li Xuancang said suddenly.

"Then who am I?" Xu Xiu was stunned.

"You are mentally retarded! You are just mentally retarded!" Li Xuancang pointed at Xu Xiu's head and said, "You can't be an undercover! Because an undercover will not say that he is an undercover!"

Xu Xiu: "..."

No?

Even though he admitted it, Li Xuancang didn’t believe it?

Still can't believe it?

Li Xuancang walked away.

"Damn you retarded!" Li Xuancang cursed as he walked.

……