Live broadcast: Traveling through time and being the villain with one sword, I feel numb!

At this time, Ye Xuan looked at the grass, "Aren't you coming out yet? Are you so calm?"

puff!

Suddenly, Mo Daomao let out a very smelly fart, which made Mr. Ling roll his eyes, and then he couldn't bear it anymore!

laugh!

Thousand-year-killing critical strike Thousand-year-killing!

"Ah!" Mo Daimao screamed, foaming at the mouth.

"What the hell? What are you doing?" Ye Xuan was stunned.

Mo Daomao crawled out of the grass with difficulty, foaming at the mouth.

"Mo Daomao, why are you pouring foam?" Ye Xuan said in shock.

Mo Daomao stood up, touched his butt, and pointed to the back, "Damn! There's a sixth child!"

"If you don't come out yet, I will pee here!" Ye Xuan said.

call out!

Mr. Ling immediately came out from behind.

A trace of embarrassment flashed across An Lanxiu's face.

The toes clicked on the ground!

"Mr. Ling, why are you hiding here?" Ye Xuan asked.

Ling Lao looked at Ye Xuan and said thoughtfully, "What are you doing? This is a question! This question depends on how I answer it. This is a very critical question. If you ask me this question, then I can only Let me tell you, this is a really good question..."

Ye Xuan said angrily, "Don't fart when you talk!"

Elder Ling: "..."

Ye Xuan looked at Mo Diaomao again and asked, "Mo Diaomao, what are you doing again?"

Mo Daomao was about to speak!

"boom!"

A loud noise came from the butt!

Thunder!

In an instant, a large amount of toxic gas spread.

Ye Xuan pulled An Lanxiu and quickly retreated!

Not far away, Ninth Princess and others looked in this direction.

"Is there thunder?" the eldest prince asked.

At this time, eight loud noises were heard again!

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Very rhythmic!

Xu Xiu was stunned.

Such a familiar rhythm?

Isn't this the prelude to "Symphony of Destiny"?

who is it?

Who is playing "Symphony of Destiny" with their farts?

Who has grabbed the throat of life!

The boards of Beethoven's coffin are about to collapse!

The eldest prince suddenly said, "Why does this sound sound like some music that was played during dinner just now?"

Ji Anzhi thought for a while, "There is this part! There is this part!"

Xu Xiu: "..."

Suddenly, Ji Anzhi took out a menu from under his butt, pointed at the menu and said, "Hahaha! This is it!"

Xu Xiu: "???"

Sister, when did you hide a menu?

Everyone ran over to see.

Ji Anzhi pointed to one of the tracks:

symphonyno.5incminor,op.67:1.allegroconbrio!

Xu Xiu was stunned.

It’s so damn right!

far away.

Ye Xuan covered An Lanxiu's mouth and said angrily, "Mo Daomao, don't fart when you talk!"

All is silent!

Only the sound of farts!

At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.

[As the years pass by in the small town, the clear courage: Hahahahaha!Fucking Gan!Even farting is a great job!Mo Daomao, stop being an actor and become an anchor! ]

[Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, Huojiaquan’s routines are flexible: Hahahahahaha!Did you hear me? Don’t fart when you talk in the future! ]

[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: No?What's going on with Mo Daomao?Why did you fart suddenly?Could it be that he ate Jiangnan’s detoxifying soybeans? ]

[An honest person: With all due respect, I suspect that Mo Daomao has a speaker installed under his butt, because the sound of this fart has a somewhat classical sound. ]

[Towering Twin Peaks: @ an honest man, what a classic taste! ]

At this time, An Lanxiu said quietly, "Ye Xuan, why are you covering my mouth?"

Forced to inhale a large amount of toxic gas during the storm!

Hearing this, Ye Xuan covered An Lanxiu's ears!

An Lanxiu: "..."

There was a moment of silence.

An Lanxiu asked, "Did it happen on purpose or accidentally?"

"On purpose!" Ye Xuanli said confidently.

puff!

An Lanxiu smiled.

Not far away, Mo Daomao was still farting as if he was going through a calamity!

It can be said that the gongs and drums are noisy and the firecrackers are blasting!

At this time, Ye Xuan and An Lanxiu continued walking.

not talking.

Real lovers can sometimes understand each other without speaking.

It's a very comfortable experience.

Sudden.

Ling Lao followed.

This time, he showed his cards and stopped pretending.

Swagger follows.

"What are you doing? Mr. Ling?" Ye Xuan was angry.

This old man just ruined the atmosphere.

After finally meeting An Lanxiu and spending such a beautiful but short time together, why didn't this old man have the eyesight to see it?

Dead old man!

"Are you a stalker? Are you a voyeur? Are you a pervert?"

Ye Xuan asked three times in a row!

Old Ling was silent.

Suddenly, Mr. Ling said, "It's okay, I'll take a walk."

Ye Xuan: "..."

An Lanxiu: "..."

"Canglan College is so big, I want to see it. I can go wherever I want, do you care?"

Elder Ling shouted and walked towards the distance!

There was a moment of silence.

Ye Xuan suddenly reminded, "There is danger ahead, Mr. Ling. The moon is dark and the wind is high. Don't go into the grass!"

Danger!

"Is it dangerous?" An Lanxiu frowned.

"It's very dangerous!" Ye Xuan said seriously.

At this time, Mr. Ling shouted, "Damn it, if you don't let me go, I'll go somewhere else! Hey, it's just for fun!"

stubborn!

Naughty!

With that said, he rushed into the grass.

At this time, Ye Xuan looked at An Lanxiu and said, "Prepare the funeral arrangements for Mr. Ling! My condolences!"

An Lanxiu: "??????????"

At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.

[What's the win like life and death? sneered: High energy ahead!High energy ahead!I’m afraid Mr. Ling doesn’t know where the danger is! ]

[There is no longer a pure white soul: danger, danger, danger!I feel that with the strength of Ling Lao, there is a high probability that he will fall there!This damn old man is very stubborn! ]

[The morning after waking up in the bloodthirsty forest: Ye Xuan has already made preparations for the funeral!Hahahaha! ]

[Xue Nai's Bai Zi: As we all know, in the show Xiu'er, Ling Lao and Mo Daomao competed for the worst spot. ]

[An honest man: We also need to add Vice President Li Xiu! ]

in the field.

Old Ling had already rushed into the grass.

The night is very quiet!

Xu Xiu stood up immediately!

I have to admire Mr. Ling’s courage!

No joke, this place is no less dangerous than the Taichu Ancient Mine!

No matter it's Ye Xuan, even if Ye Fan comes, he has to take a detour!

terror!

Everyone looked at Old Ling.

"what……"

There was a scream.

“Damn, there’s a snake in here!”

Elder Ling shouted.

Just after he finished speaking, Mr. Ling yelled again, "Damn it, I stepped on dog poop!"

An Lanxiu: "..."

Ye Xuan: "..."

At this time, Ling Lao roared again, "Damn, there are a lot of spirit bees here!"

boom!

Old Ling climbed out directly!

My face is swollen!

My hands are swollen!

The crotch is swollen!A big lump!

All I can say is that this is really awesome!

Cried!

"Get on the stretcher!" Ye Xuan said loudly.

Bai Ze immediately took out a stretcher and rushed down, and went to carry Lao Ling with Mo Daomao.

Lift them one after the other!

Mo Daomao is in front!

Bai Ze is behind!

Elder Ling: o(╥﹏╥)o

Sudden.

"boom!"

There was a thunder on the ground!

There was a loud bang when Mo Daomao's butt came down!

Swallow mountains and rivers!

"Damn it!" Mr. Ling fainted directly.

unconscious!

Xu Xiu: "..."

Ye Xuan: (／_＼) Great Resentment

Ye Ling: (?????????)

An Lanxiu said, "This old spirit... can we still save him?"

Everyone: "..."

……