Live broadcast: Traveling through time and being the villain with one sword, I feel numb!

boom!

The black waiter punched me.

The crowd was stunned.

Mo Daomao: "???"

Ye Ling: Scared (?｀?Д??)!!

At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.

[Wandering on the blue sky in the wind: Hahahaha!Fucking Gan!Don't you dare say that word in front of black people! ]

[I am invincible under the three swords, and one for one above the three swords: Mo Daomao has a hundred thousand grass-mud horses galloping in his heart at this moment! ]

[Suifeng follows me and eats the sorrow one bite at a time: Xiu'er is getting more and more outrageous, even the United States is here.But it is reasonable, after all, One Sword Sovereign really has a galaxy and a boundless club. ]

[Butterflies fly freely, and flowers fill the sky: eating a word is tantamount to starting a world war→!I'm drunk too! ]

in the field.

The black waiter yelled, "sonofbitch!"

Mo Daomao looked at Xu Xiu, "Vice Dean Kumu, what do you mean?"

Xu Xiu said, "Don't eat the sour radish!"

Mo Daomao was stunned.

This man is so weird!

Remind him not to eat sour radish!

The black waiter cursed again: "Motherfucker!"

Mo Daomao asked again, "Vice Dean Kumu, what do you mean?"

Xu Xiu thought for a while and said, "Father!"

Mo Daomao: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Something is wrong!

Why do you feel that something is wrong?

[Snow Milk’s Baizi: God, don’t eat the sour radish! ]

[An honest person: Who can explain why motherfucker is the father? ]

[Having passed CET-[-]: @ an honest person: Take it apart and look at it, motherfucker! ]

[Abandon Terminator: I was also drunk when I stepped on the horse?! ]

[I was also drunk while riding a horse?: +999! ]

[I was also drunk while riding a horse?: +999! ]

Off to the side, black waiters have gone on strike.

No more service!

Xu Xiu was stunned.

mock up!See, I can’t cure you!

"Can I still choose songs on my BGM machine?" Xu Xiu asked.

[System: You can choose one song. 】

Xu Xiu directly chose "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse"!

The ultimate weapon!

Play!

The prelude started, and the black waiter had already started dancing.

"Hey, are youguysdazhangwei's fans?" he asked.

excited!

"You'refuckingright!" Xu Xiu said.

As we all know, the West cannot lose Jerusalem, just as they cannot lose "Little White Horse with Rainbows and Sunshine"!

The climax is coming soon!

"You are Nene Nene

inside inside inside inside

Nei Nei

inside inside inside inside

sunshine rainbow little white horse

Didi-dee-dee-dee! "

The black waiters sang along happily, singing and dancing.

Mo Daomao was stunned.

Misunderstanding cleared!

The black waiter started serving again.

[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: Xiu’er, please stop showing off! ]

[Towering Twin Peaks: Have you ever watched the live broadcast of the old Mi anchor Brother Hyperthyroidism? The first time I listened to "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse", I was shocked, and then I fell in love with this song! ]

[Where is your home, point me in the direction: Many black anchors have heard it. This song is now very popular abroad, comparable to the new version of the Bible. ]

[Gouzi is back, and my youth is back: Da Zhangwei’s "Sick Song" album tracks include "Sick Song", "Nei Ga", "Hey! Rose!", "Black Star"...]

[An honest man: 666! ]

on the table.

The first pizza arrived.

open the lid!

Everyone immediately covered their noses!

Durian pizza!

I have never smelled this before!

"Who ordered the shit?" Ji Anzhi was angry.

Mo Daomao said weakly, "Me."

An Lanxiu looked at the Ninth Princess, and the two expressed shock.

The eldest prince looked at Xu Xiu: "Deputy Dean Kumu, you, you, this, this..."

Ye Ling opened her mouth in shock ∑(?△｀)? !

Xu Xiu smiled and said, "It's actually quite delicious! This is pizza, I'll go first."

Xu Xiu has already taken a bite!

good to eat!

Let's split up the matter of eating durian!

Just like some people like to eat coriander, and some people don’t!

Some people like to eat fennel, some don’t!

Some people like to eat meat rice dumplings, and some people like to eat sweet rice dumplings!

Some people like to eat snail noodles, some don’t!

Seeing Xu Xiu eating with gusto, everyone had mixed expressions.

"Splits?" Mo Daomao asked doubtfully.

"It's really delicious!" Xu Xiu said again.

He thought to himself, luckily the stinky tofu and stinky mandarin fish haven't come yet, otherwise everyone would have to run away!

Everyone hesitated.

Ling Lao looked at Ye Xuan, "Ye Xuan, aren't you a sword cultivator? How can a sword cultivator be afraid! How about I feed you?"

Ye Xuan: "???"

Mo Daomao looked at Ye Ling, "Hey...Ye Ling, can you take a small sip? Just a small sip!"

Ye Ling was so scared that she covered her eyes.

Ye Xuandao, "Get out!"

Sudden.

Ji Anzhi shouted: "I'll do it!"

Absolutely!

Resolutely!

clap clap clap!

Everyone applauded to show encouragement!

Strong man!

Ji Anzhi's Qi Lun Dantian closed his eyes tightly and took a piece of durian pizza.

Painful to swallow!

Everyone stared at Ji Anzhi's expression!

Mainly micro-expressions!

If it's not delicious and Ji Anzhi pretends it's delicious and deceives everyone into eating it, then he'll lose blood!

Be careful!

Sudden.

Ji Anzhi opened his eyes.

No one could detect any information from her expression. This face was comparable to Zuckerberg's cold and ruthless face like a robot!

Everyone was shocked, the expression management master!Ji Anzhi!

"Is it delicious?" Mo Daomao asked.

"Pay for it! Pay for it!" Ji Anzhi said.

but!

Her big hands directly grabbed the remaining durian pizza, and ate it all in one breath!

Everyone was stunned!

Good guy!

At this time, Ji Anzhi pointed at the black waiter and said loudly.

"Teacher, come over here and give me a split!"

Everyone: "..."

Xu Xiu: "..."

At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.

[Hand in hand, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, looking at the sky: Hahahaha!As expected of Ji Anzhi!I suggest you start a mukbang... No, we are just starting a mukbang now, hahahaha! ]

[Look at the stars, one, two, three and four connected in a line: the joy of riding a horse!Sure enough, it’s at Canglan College!Eating is war!This is war! ]

[One tower has been passed down for three generations, and the tower is still there when people leave: I didn’t like eating durian before, but now I think it’s delicious! ]

[Black fertilizer will cause blackening: Does anyone like to eat roasted mice? ]

[? ? ? +999! ]

[Brother, are you from Fujian? +999! ]

in the field.

Various pizzas, pastas, steaks, chicken wings...a big table!

Began to eat!

Ye Ling: ?????

An Lanxiu: (???)

Ninth Princess: (*?▽?*)

Eating in progress!

Ji An is as good as ten people!

This momentum is comparable to that of Ye Xuan holding off three thousand cavalry by himself!

"Deputy Dean Kumu, you are so awesome! Can I join Cangmu Academy?" Ji Anzhi asked.

Old Man Ji: "???"

Everyone: "..."

Xu Xiu frowned: "No!"

"Why?" Ji Anzhi showed off his pasta in his left hand and mashed potatoes in his right hand.

He took a moment out of his busy schedule to speak.

"Because Cangmu Academy really can't afford it..." Xu Xiu said bitterly.

"Ji Anzhi ate too much," Mo Daomao said.

"How fresh!" Ji Anzhi said.

"Ji Anzhi, I just want to ask if anyone in Jiang Guo eats more than you?" Mo Daomao asked.

"Never heard of it!" Ji Anzhi said.

"Did you know that Ji An can eat ten big steamed buns in one meal!" Mo Daomao looked at Xu Xiu.

"This really happened!" Ji Anzhi said.

"Do you know what everyone in Jiang State says about your appetite?" Mo Daomao asked.

"You can learn from me!" Ji Anzhi said.

Everyone: "..."

Mo Daomao suddenly said, "What the hell? The real reason for the decline of our Dacanglan College has been found!"

Everyone: "???"

Mo Daomao pointed at Ji Anzhi and said, "He was defeated by Ji Anzhi!"

"Go to hell!" Ji Anzhi said.

Everyone: "..."

Xu Xiu: "..."

Good guy!

Why are you still talking about cross talk?

……