Reborn with wealth that rivals the country.

Chen Mo had nothing to do, so he waved his hand and said, "Let's go and see how the brother with food poisoning is doing."

Chen Mo and Leng Feng went to the hospital together.

On the way, after hearing about what happened to Chen Mo's bodyguard, the driver proudly said, "It's okay, we have free medical care here at Shenhou! Don't be afraid!"

Chen Mo's mouth twitched when he heard that.

Leng Feng asked curiously: "Mr. Chen, what's wrong? Isn't free medical care good enough?"

Chen Mo sighed, "You are not the first person to ask me this. Secretary He and my wife have asked me this question before.

Well... let's put it this way, it's like when you go to Disneyland, after you buy the ticket, you can enjoy all the attractions there.

You can play whatever you want and for as long as you want, but is that really the case? "

Leng Feng thought about it and shook his head: "With so many people, how can they play whatever they want? The queues for popular projects are three to five hours, and for unpopular projects, the queues are also more than an hour when there are many people."

Chen Mo smiled and said, "That's the reason. There are too many people playing. You have to queue up before you can play. If you don't want to queue up, you have to buy a premium pass and use the fast lane."

"The free medical care in the Monkey Kingdom means that you can see any doctor you want in a public hospital. It's absolutely free.

As for what you said about the waiting time being too long and that diseases involving expensive medical equipment and medicines cannot be cured, that is none of their official business. Just tell me whether it is free or not?

You said you don't want to queue?

That's ok. There are private hospitals everywhere in the wealthy areas of the Monkey Kingdom. You don't need to queue up or look at the doctors or nurses' faces. It's very fast, but it's expensive.

Don’t you have comrades from various countries? You can ask them, for example, how long does it take to get a free wisdom tooth extraction? Can you just wait for someone to die if you want a free appendectomy surgery? "

Leng Feng suddenly realized it. He touched his head in embarrassment and said, "I used to see people clamoring about the goodness of free medical care on the Internet. So this is how free medical care works. I still think that our Daxia medical system is the best."

Chen Mo said earnestly: "Lao Leng, remember this, the so-called free medical care in foreign countries is all a medical insurance fund system. Going to the hospital for treatment is free, but a portion of your salary will be automatically deducted every month to pay for medical insurance similar to ours. It is not much different from our Daxia medical insurance system.

But the free hospitals in foreign countries are basically slacking off, and the waiting time is calculated by "years". Some people have waited until they died without getting medical treatment. The free medical care in foreign countries is a big pot meal, which is useless. They don't want to make money from you and don't want to treat you.

Because of competition and pressure to make money, my country's medical care is efficient, affordable, and not based on the same big pot.

Anyone who proposes free medical care in our country and then exaggerates how good free medical care is in foreign countries and how good it is for ordinary people, then this person is either stupid or bad!

If we really change the medical system back to a communal system, the people will suffer.

There are 700 million people in Hong Kong, and people have to wait in line for three to five years to see a doctor for a minor illness. If we assume that the 13 billion people in the mainland also follow this pattern, based on the proportion, our brother who gets food poisoning today will probably have to wait in line for 100 years.

Free medical care, fixed salaries for medical staff, no motivation to make money, who will treat you properly? "

Leng Feng nodded, looking like he had learned something.

When the two arrived at the hospital, they found a special bodyguard from the Hongxing Security Group named Yuan Lang.

Yuan Lang, who used to be stronger than an ox, was now lying on the hospital bed with a deathly pale face and a cracked mouth.

By the bed, Fan Tianlei and several bodyguards were accompanying him.

Seeing Chen Mo coming, Yuan Lang shrank his head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Chen!"

"Hello, Mr. Chen!"

Fan Tianlei and others stood up and saluted.

Chen Mo waved his hand: "What's going on with Yuan Lang?"

Fan Tianlei looked at Yuan Lang with contempt: "Don't mention it, it's really embarrassing for our Hongxing Security! He just drank a glass of juice from a roadside stall, but before he even got back to the hotel, he had diarrhea and filled up the back seat of the car!

After returning to the hotel, I defecated for more than three hours. My butt couldn't leave the toilet. I almost fainted from defecating. I was exhausted.

Later, this guy struggled to get back to bed and fell asleep. Not long after, he felt something flowing out of his body onto the bed. After that, he quickly called an ambulance to send him here. "

Chen Mo said with a smile: "You pulled her onto the bed, Yuan Lang?"

Yuan Lang shook his head miserably: "I didn't pull her onto the bed... I didn't..."

"Didn't you feel something flowing onto the bed when you were sleeping?" Chen Mo asked puzzledly.

"I...that...Mr. Chen...can you please stop asking..." Yuan Lang covered his head with the quilt.

"Mr. Chen, he has diarrhea and a prolapsed anus. The head of his large intestine is coming out. Hahahaha..." Fan Tianlei gloated.

Chen Mo couldn't help but exclaimed: "Oh my goodness! The worst diarrhea I've ever had was when I had enteritis. Yellow fluid flowed all over the bed.

But it’s not serious enough to cause anal prolapse!

I have to say, the food from the Monkey Kingdom can be used as poison."

Yuan Lang said with a sad face: "Boss, I later found out that the bastard Monkey God who made the juice used water from Henghe River! No wonder when he was selling juice, he said that his juice was very sacred and pure, and it could even purify people's souls."

Leng Feng suppressed a smile and said, "I don't know whether it can purify the soul or not, but I see that your whole body has been purified inside and out."

Chen Mo shook his head: "Don't laugh, Yuan Lang, you are lucky to be alive. The current E. coli content in Henghe water has exceeded the standard by 500 times. Every sip of Henghe water will ingest about 3.3 E. coli. It is not an exaggeration to call it "fecal water".

In addition, the water in Yokogawa contains a large number of other pollutants, such as ashes, livestock and human corpses, industrial wastewater, and domestic sewage. A bowl of Yokogawa water covers almost the entire periodic table. Drinking this water can be fatal, and even just taking a bath can cause serious skin diseases. "

"Old Yuan, you just have diarrhea, you don't have any other illness. I really admire your physique."

When Yuan Lang heard this, he was so scared that his face turned green.

Leng Feng couldn't help but sigh: "When Lao Yuan went to the battlefield, his intestines were torn out by the enemy, but he remained calm and composed.

Unexpectedly, today, a generation of war god was defeated by a bowl of juice made from Henghe water."

At this moment, a sneaky monkey man came over and handed a business card to Chen Mo: "Sir, I know a local miracle doctor. The price is half of the hospital's. Do you want to give it a try?"

Chen Mo immediately gave Leng Feng a look.

Leng Feng immediately and roughly picked up the monkey man and threw him out.

Picking up the business card, Chen Mo took a look at it and said, "Yuan Lang, I really want you to try it here."

Leng Feng asked curiously, "Isn't it just a small clinic? We have one in Daxia too. It shouldn't be a problem to treat diarrhea or something like that, right? The worst that can happen is that they'll just give you lots of antibiotics."

"Antibiotics? You're overthinking it."

Chen Mo smiled and said, "The doctors in this kind of clinic are all fake doctors without licenses. Do you know how extreme their treatment methods are?"

Leng Feng scratched his head: "Can you charge me for just a few vitamin tablets?"

"That would be good if it were true."

Chen Mo sighed: "The needles used by the fake doctors here are not sterilized, and there are all kinds of viruses on them. You may just have diarrhea, but after treatment, congratulations, you have successfully contracted AIDS.

The treatment drugs are even more exaggerated. The fake doctors will inject unknown liquids into the patients and then fumigate the patients' bodies with herbs collected from the roadside. There are also homemade cow dung pills, which are taken with warm cow urine as a medicine inducer. "

Chen Mo winked at Yuan Lang and said, "Old Yuan, why don't you take this opportunity to broaden the horizons of our brothers?"

Yuan Lang immediately said anxiously: "Boss, if you really want me to eat cow dung and cow urine, just kill me with a knife!"

But just as the voice fell, a nurse came over:

"Sir, would you like to try the magic medicine made in our hospital?"

Chen Mo asked Leng Feng to carefully check the identity of the nurse and confirmed that she was a serious medical staff. Then he asked, "What magic medicine is this?"

"It is divided into two categories. One is cheaper and can treat colds, diarrhea, fever, inflammation and other daily ailments. It is even effective for some gynecological diseases, cancer and AIDS."

"The second type is more expensive. This miracle drug can cure almost all human diseases. Here, we have already had several cancer patients, including pancreatic cancer patients, cured by this miracle drug.

If your conditions allow, I suggest you try the second method, which can not only cure diseases but also purify people's souls."

The dark-skinned female nurse promoted the product with great effort.

When Yuan Lang heard about purifying the soul, he immediately asked, as if he was reacting to a stressful situation: "What are the ingredients of the magic medicine you mentioned? Could it be Henghe water?"

The female nurse shook her head and said seriously, "How is that possible? This is a hospital and we are medical workers! How can we use that kind of stuff as medicine?"

Yuan Lang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He now has a stress reaction to the water in the Yokogawa River, and feels a cramp in his stomach and buttocks whenever anyone mentions him.

Chen Mo: "What are the specific ingredients? We have to know."

The nurse said proudly, "The cheaper magic medicine uses distilled cow urine as the main ingredient, and then adds various medicinal herbs."

Yuan Lang: “…”

Good guy!

I just said that only fake doctors use cow dung and cow urine, but this fucking serious public hospital also uses it!

His three perspectives are about to collapse!!!

That's what hell is, isn't it?

"What is that expensive magic medicine made of?" Chen Mo held back his laughter and continued to ask.

"This medicine is made from cow dung, cow urine, milk and ghee. It is extremely precious. Every year, wealthy people from all over the world come to our hospital to buy this miracle medicine!" said the female nurse proudly.

Chen Mo's mouth twitched, and he thought, okay, all the rich people in the world have lost their brains and come to your hospital to eat shit and drink urine, right?

Upon hearing this, Yuan Lang sat up straight away from his already exhausted body and waved his hands, saying, "No! We don't need any miracle drugs! You should give them to other patients who need them! I just have diarrhea, we can't afford your miracle drugs!"