What is an elf trainer?

Under the strong suppression of Zhou Yuan, who had mobilized his Qigong, grabbing the back of the neck with one hand, the little ones gradually became more obedient, and the chaotic scene in the courtyard was slowly brought under control.

……

Zhou Yuan scratched his head with his left hand and looked at the fire-spotted cat he was carrying in his right hand.

Even if Zhou Yuan grabbed Destiny by the scruff of the neck, Huoban Miao would never give in. He kept baring his teeth and claws in Zhou Yuan's hand, and his expression clearly conveyed a meaning.

You human being is so bad. You are here to lie, to sneak attack, and to bully my little elf who has just broken out of his shell. I misjudged you!

Looking at the struggling kitten in his hand and the other little guys in front of him who might have a second war breaking out at any time, Zhou Yuan had a headache.

Isn't this a typical problem child? !Uncle Ba calls this an excellent cub? !

Suddenly, a gurgling sound came from the belly of an unknown elf, and this sound seemed to be the beginning. A series of gurgling sounds followed closely, continuously, and lasted for three days, crying down the Great Wall. It makes people wet their clothes with tears. ——This is an exaggerated rhetorical technique.

But it was precisely under the reminder of this cooing sound that Zhou Yuan understood the best way to deal with these little elves.

After a while, the little guys sat down in rows in front of Zhou Yuan, chewing the energy cubes provided by Zhou Yuan that were mild and non-irritating for newborn elves.

This batch of energy cubes was first made for the little water jumping fish to eat, but after a wave of resource irrigation and strengthening, it can now eat higher-level cubes containing more levels. This batch has been shelved until now. This gave Zhou Yuan the opportunity to clear his inventory.

Sure enough, only by being good at cooking and catching a man's stomach can you better catch his heart. This principle is not only applicable to men, but also to elves.

At least after eating the energy cubes fed by Zhou Yuan, dozens of elves became much closer to Zhou Yuan, and were willing to give Zhou Yuan face and not continue fighting, although Zhou Yuan suspected that these little guys were too full. Too lazy to move.

Seeing the elves lying on the lawn with their round bellies, Zhou Yuan became more sure of his thoughts.

Of course, not all the elves are full, such as the little Kirby who is still stuffing energy cubes into his mouth and the young Kiras next to him who is showing off the energy cubes with his mouth open.

Yes, little gray dinosaurs, quasi-god cubs, young kilas.

Zhou Yuan was also a little surprised when he looked at the young Gilas who was eating like crazy and the single-headed dragon lying down next to him after eating too much. Wasn't it said that quasi-god cubs are rare?

Why do two of them appear at once today?

Before he could think about the problem more deeply, the aggrieved Youkilas walked to his feet and stretched out his hand to pull his trousers.

"Well, what's the matter?"

Zhou Yuan looked down and saw that his two trousers legs were grabbed by the little Kiras and the little Kirby beast, one on the left and the other on the right. They held the trousers legs with one hand and pointed at his belly with the other hand.

The meaning is self-evident, not full.

Zhou Yuan glanced at the empty food bowl again and remained silent for a long time.

The two of them had already eaten the one-month ration prepared for the little Shuiyuyu. They didn't prepare any more. Shuiyuyu was not a pig, so how could he prepare so much?

So, Zhou Yuan spread his hands to indicate that there was no more food.

"Yoji..."

Before Zhou Yuan opened his mouth to explain, the smart little Kiras had already understood what Zhou Yuan meant. He closed his mouth and closed his eyes and was ready to howl. The little Kirby on the side also followed the same example and opened his mouth and was ready to howl to Zhou Yuan. Abyss brings a little shock to the new elves.

Oh, seeing this situation, how could Zhou Yuan dare to let them really cry? The next second they started crying, Master Ba who was guarding the door would break in, and then force Zhou Yuan to bully the newborn elves. Yuan signed an unequal treaty with the Elf University in the Demon City, allowing him to stay here to work illegally and squeeze his youth.

Uncle Ba, your conscience is greatly damaged!

At this time, Uncle Ba, who was sitting outside the door, shuddered, and then looked around blankly. Why did he feel murderous?

In the courtyard, in order to appease the two little elves who were not full, Zhou Yuan transformed into Chef Zhou.

With the help of qigong, he successfully turned himself into a humanoid energy cube machine, and when he put his hands together, he could get whatever he wanted.

As for the ingredients?There are many fruit trees in the small courtyard. You can just pick whatever fruits you need and use them. You can't let yourself work for nothing and still produce the raw materials, right?You evil capitalists, just pick a better-looking street lamp and hang it up yourself!

Young Kilas and Little Kirby were quite happy.

Had a great time eating.

Although the breeding house usually doesn't starve them, it can't resist these two big eaters. In addition, Zhou Yuan provides energy cubes made for newborn elves, which are both delicious and rich in energy. The breeding house provides The elf food is far inferior.

Therefore, not only the two of them, but also the other little ones were full of food, and some even came over to eat a few more bites after catching their breath, and then went back to lie down when they were full.

Finally, after Zhou Yuan persisted for half an hour, with unremitting efforts that almost broke his hands, Youjilas rubbed his belly with satisfaction, indicating that he was full, and patted Zhou Yuan's trouser legs, "Hey Jilas 'Twice to express that you are very satisfied with the cook.

Although the little Kirby on the side was not completely full yet, seeing that his little friend had shut up, he was too embarrassed to pester Zhou Yuan to continue cooking for him. In addition, he was indeed eighty percent full, so He patted his belly happily and walked away from Zhou Yuan swayingly.

Looking at the back of the little Kirby beast, Zhou Yuan was in a trance.

Damn, I was prostituted for nothing? !

Zhou Yuan immediately prepared to catch the little Kirby and educate him, but found that he could not lift his legs.

Looking down, he saw that the little Gilas hadn't left yet, sitting and resting at his feet. Even though his little head was about to fall asleep little by little, his little hands were still holding Zhou Yuan's trousers, as if he was afraid of the cook. As if running away.

Following Zhou Yuan's movements, the sleepy Youkiras was also awakened. He looked around sleepily and found that the cook wanted to run away.

How could Yougilas let the cook who had finally been caught run away? He immediately hugged Zhou Yuan's legs with both hands.

Even though he was just born, Young Kilas weighed an astonishing 50 kilograms. Although it was less than the average weight of an elf like Young Kilas, it was still not light. At least Zhou Yuan couldn't hang such a thing on his leg. The little guy is basically still walking fast.

Seeing the little Kirby walking further and further away, Zhou Yuan also gave up the idea of ​​bringing it back and teaching it to be polite to the cook.

(Cook: What’s wrong with you, cook!)

"Okay, okay, I won't leave, you get off my lap first."

Hearing Zhou Yuan's words, Young Gilas let go of Zhou Yuan's leg with hesitation. His little eyes were full of suspicion. Apparently, Zhou Yuan's behavior of raising his leg to chase the little Kirby just now made him uncomfortable. rest assured.

Seeing the look in Youkilas's eyes, Zhou Yuan became more playful until he completely let go of his two little hands.

Pull your legs and run.

Young Gilas, who was inexperienced in the world, had never encountered such an insidious human being. He froze on the spot for two seconds and then chased Zhou Yuan with his short legs.

But how can you, who is only 0.5 meters tall, including the horns on his head, outrun Zhou Yuan, whose legs are 1.1 meters long?

Seeing that the cook was getting further and further away from him, Youkiras became anxious and began to dance a powerful dance while chasing Zhou Yuan. As the dance progressed, its speed became faster and faster.

Hearing the thumping sound of two little feet hitting the ground from behind, Zhou Yuan turned his head in confusion, wanting to see what the movement was.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Yukiras dancing towards him.

"Fuck, Dragon Dance, what about it?"

Zhou Yuan was also a little stunned when he looked at Yougilas, who was gradually closing the distance because he stopped.

Didn’t you just cook a meal, and you’re just fancying yourself?

After thinking for a while, he looked at the various elves lying in a mess not far away, and then looked at the young Gilas who ran up to him and stared at him with his head angrily. Zhou Yuan saw in its eyes Flashing tears.

Another moment of silence.

Youkiras didn't say a word, just stared at the bad guy in front of him, trying to see what excuse this man could come up with.

But he never thought that Zhou Yuan had no intention of defending at all. He knelt down and rubbed the little dinosaur's head, and said softly:

"Little guy, I'm leaving. I'm not from here and I won't stay here forever."

Zhou Yuan spoke simply and directly, and the smart little dinosaur thought he understood what he meant.

Zhou Yuan said: I'm leaving.

What Euclid heard: The cook was running away.

How can this be done? !Yougilas wanted to press Zhou Yuan's hand there at that time, but after looking at the size difference between himself and Zhou Yuan, he still chose to grab Zhou Yuan's trousers.

"Yoji..."

Under the communication of Qigong, Zhou Yuan could more or less understand what the elves meant.

But even so, he suspected that he heard wrongly and confirmed:

"You said you want to come with me?"