In the 70s of the book, the cannon fodder wife took the script of the richest man
Chapter 127 Give me back my pants
With such a shout, Director Fan on the opposite side also woke up.
He rubbed his temples and squinted his eyes: "What are you arguing about?"
Yu Sui spoke loudly: "There was a thief in the box. We all lost things. Check yours quickly. Wake up Aunt Luo and check too. I'll go find the police!"
"Ah, is that so? Then I have to take a look quickly."
Director Fan immediately picked up his bag and checked it.
Before he realized that his pants were missing, Yu Suiren had already rushed out to find the policeman.
When the police officer heard that someone had lost his watch, he immediately followed Yu Sui to the box.
In the box, Director Fan was looking at his bag with a strange expression. The small tube had already been laid down from it, and he was pacing in the box, frowning anxiously.
Policeman: "What's wrong? Everyone has lost something?"
The supervisor immediately stood in front of the police officer: "Yes, comrade, I lost a watch, a Shanghai brand. Everyone saw me wearing it yesterday. I spent more than 150 and asked someone to buy it. What should I do?"
The policeman took out a small notebook and took notes. His expression remained unchanged and he looked at Director Fan: "What about you, did you lose anything?"
Director Fan was holding his travel bag in his hand: "Uh, I lost it too. I just lost the money, and... uh..."
The policeman was a little impatient: "Comrade, what are you hesitating about? What else are you talking about? Tell us quickly so that we can have a general understanding and see if we can trace it."
Director Fan scratched his head with few hairs: "Also, I lost two ends of my underwear, and, and, it's nothing."
The policeman curled his lips and turned to Yu Sui: "What about you? What was the specific thing you threw?"
"I lost ten pounds of marinated bacon, which I bought for 15 yuan and [-] cents." After Yu Sui finished speaking, she immediately pointed to the upper bunk: "There is another person up there, I wonder if she has lost anything.
The policeman approached the upper bunk where Aunt Luo was sleeping: "Hey, comrade, wake up, wake up..."
The policeman called several times and found that Aunt Luo didn't wake up. They even knocked on the shelf of the bunk, but Aunt Luo still didn't wake up.
The policeman turned to Yu Sui again and said, "You are a lesbian. Please push her and wake her up. Why is she sleeping so deeply?"
"Okay, I'll call her."
Yu Sui walked over and pushed Aunt Luo hard, using the cover of the quilt to pinch her thighs twice. Seeing that Aunt Luo woke up, she deliberately pulled the quilt out:
"Aunt Luo, wake up, wake up quickly, there is a thief, everyone has lost something, have you lost anything? Ouch, ouch, ouch, the quilt fell off!"
Seeing the quilt falling down, Yu Sui pretended to lower her head to pick up the quilt. When she looked up again, she saw that the faces of the three men were very strange.
The policeman frowned tightly.
Director Fan opened his mouth wide enough to swallow an egg.
The young tube turned away with a blushing face.
Yu Sui pretended not to know anything, and when she was holding the quilt and was about to put it on, she shouted in surprise:
"Eh? What's all that stuff on Aunt Luo's bed? Hey, Aunt Luo, wake up. Why are you hiding all these things in your quilt? Also, why are you wearing two pairs of trousers outside? How strange, oh, let me cover you with the quilt."
Aunt Luo had just woken up and looked at Yu Sui sleepily, unable to digest what Yu Sui said for a while.
But Director Fan had already pointed at Aunt Luo and started to speak incoherently:
"It's that trousers, mine, on her body, how can she put on my trousers, and those... that, oh what a weird woman is this, comrade police, arrest her quickly, monster, no wonder she was arrested yesterday I tried hard to get me to drink. Is she attracted to me? I'm so scared."
Director Fan hugged himself and shivered, looking like he was about to cry.
Yu Sui: "..." She looks ugly but thinks beautiful!
Xiaoguan couldn't help but go to Aunt Luo's bed: "Well, where is mine? Where is my watch?"
Aunt Luo finally woke up when she heard the watch. She subconsciously pressed down on her pillow: "What are you doing? I didn't take it. I didn't take it!"
Xiao Guan was eager to find the watch, so he pulled up the pillow with her. With this pull, several banknotes fell out first.
Factory Director Fan shouted: "Money! My money! Look, I even wrote my name on it! Thief, you female thief! You are so shameless!"
Their private room was so noisy that many people from next door came to watch.
And Aunt Luo had already climbed up from the bunk in order to grab the pillow. She was particularly eye-catching wearing men's large underpants.
Everyone pointed at her.
Aunt Luo also discovered something strange about herself during this period, but what should she do? If she took off her underpants now, her pillow would be snatched away, so she had to stay as she was.
The police officer finally couldn't stand it anymore and helped Xiao Guan grab the pillow.
The pillows these days are not made of particularly good material. They are made of straw core and are quite light. When you pick them up, you can see a round thing falling on the corner.
The policeman reached in and touched it, took out his watch and shook it at the small tube: "Is this it?"
"Yes, it's mine, that's mine!"
The young man was so excited that he wanted to reach out for it, but the policeman moved his hand away: "Wait a minute, I will return it to you after I verify the situation. Now, the thief must be caught first. Come down!"
The policeman ordered Aunt Luo sternly.
Aunt Luo sat on the upper bunk and waved her hands: "I didn't steal it, it wasn't me!"
Tutor: "I took it out from under your pillow and you still don't admit it!"
Aunt Luo looked around and immediately caught Yu Sui. She pointed at Yu Sui and said, "She stole it. She stole it and gave it to me!"
Yu Sui looked surprised: "Huh? You, how can you say that? If I stole it for you, then why did you grab the pillow and hold on to it?"
The policeman took out the handcuffs and cuffed her:
"Come down! Stop talking nonsense. I saw you holding on to the pillow and not letting go. If you hadn't known that there was a watch in the pillow, it would have made no sense for you to hold on to the pillow! I've seen a lot of thieves like you, get down here!"
Aunt Luo didn't want to get off, so she held on to the iron frame of the upper bunk in a desperate struggle: "It's not me, it's really not me, why don't you check others, just me!"
However, Director Fan couldn't stand it anymore.
This old woman was dangling in front of his eyes in his pants, and he felt hugely insulted.
Director Fan rushed up and pulled Aunt Luo down: "Get down! You disgusting bitch, give me back my pants! If my wife knows that my pants are worn, she will beat me to death." !”
No matter how hard Aunt Luo insisted on not getting down on the bunk, she couldn't resist Director Fan's strength.
No, the main thing is that Director Fan grabbed Aunt Luo's pants tightly.
Seeing that her pants were about to fall off if she pulled them again, Aunt Luo gave up her resistance and climbed down from the upper bunk.
This time, several packages of things wrapped in brown paper on the bunk slid down.
The spectators laughed so ambiguously that their fingers were almost torn when looking at Aunt Luo, and some even spat.
At this time, Aunt Luo no longer cared about falsely accusing others, and lowered her head helplessly.
He rubbed his temples and squinted his eyes: "What are you arguing about?"
Yu Sui spoke loudly: "There was a thief in the box. We all lost things. Check yours quickly. Wake up Aunt Luo and check too. I'll go find the police!"
"Ah, is that so? Then I have to take a look quickly."
Director Fan immediately picked up his bag and checked it.
Before he realized that his pants were missing, Yu Suiren had already rushed out to find the policeman.
When the police officer heard that someone had lost his watch, he immediately followed Yu Sui to the box.
In the box, Director Fan was looking at his bag with a strange expression. The small tube had already been laid down from it, and he was pacing in the box, frowning anxiously.
Policeman: "What's wrong? Everyone has lost something?"
The supervisor immediately stood in front of the police officer: "Yes, comrade, I lost a watch, a Shanghai brand. Everyone saw me wearing it yesterday. I spent more than 150 and asked someone to buy it. What should I do?"
The policeman took out a small notebook and took notes. His expression remained unchanged and he looked at Director Fan: "What about you, did you lose anything?"
Director Fan was holding his travel bag in his hand: "Uh, I lost it too. I just lost the money, and... uh..."
The policeman was a little impatient: "Comrade, what are you hesitating about? What else are you talking about? Tell us quickly so that we can have a general understanding and see if we can trace it."
Director Fan scratched his head with few hairs: "Also, I lost two ends of my underwear, and, and, it's nothing."
The policeman curled his lips and turned to Yu Sui: "What about you? What was the specific thing you threw?"
"I lost ten pounds of marinated bacon, which I bought for 15 yuan and [-] cents." After Yu Sui finished speaking, she immediately pointed to the upper bunk: "There is another person up there, I wonder if she has lost anything.
The policeman approached the upper bunk where Aunt Luo was sleeping: "Hey, comrade, wake up, wake up..."
The policeman called several times and found that Aunt Luo didn't wake up. They even knocked on the shelf of the bunk, but Aunt Luo still didn't wake up.
The policeman turned to Yu Sui again and said, "You are a lesbian. Please push her and wake her up. Why is she sleeping so deeply?"
"Okay, I'll call her."
Yu Sui walked over and pushed Aunt Luo hard, using the cover of the quilt to pinch her thighs twice. Seeing that Aunt Luo woke up, she deliberately pulled the quilt out:
"Aunt Luo, wake up, wake up quickly, there is a thief, everyone has lost something, have you lost anything? Ouch, ouch, ouch, the quilt fell off!"
Seeing the quilt falling down, Yu Sui pretended to lower her head to pick up the quilt. When she looked up again, she saw that the faces of the three men were very strange.
The policeman frowned tightly.
Director Fan opened his mouth wide enough to swallow an egg.
The young tube turned away with a blushing face.
Yu Sui pretended not to know anything, and when she was holding the quilt and was about to put it on, she shouted in surprise:
"Eh? What's all that stuff on Aunt Luo's bed? Hey, Aunt Luo, wake up. Why are you hiding all these things in your quilt? Also, why are you wearing two pairs of trousers outside? How strange, oh, let me cover you with the quilt."
Aunt Luo had just woken up and looked at Yu Sui sleepily, unable to digest what Yu Sui said for a while.
But Director Fan had already pointed at Aunt Luo and started to speak incoherently:
"It's that trousers, mine, on her body, how can she put on my trousers, and those... that, oh what a weird woman is this, comrade police, arrest her quickly, monster, no wonder she was arrested yesterday I tried hard to get me to drink. Is she attracted to me? I'm so scared."
Director Fan hugged himself and shivered, looking like he was about to cry.
Yu Sui: "..." She looks ugly but thinks beautiful!
Xiaoguan couldn't help but go to Aunt Luo's bed: "Well, where is mine? Where is my watch?"
Aunt Luo finally woke up when she heard the watch. She subconsciously pressed down on her pillow: "What are you doing? I didn't take it. I didn't take it!"
Xiao Guan was eager to find the watch, so he pulled up the pillow with her. With this pull, several banknotes fell out first.
Factory Director Fan shouted: "Money! My money! Look, I even wrote my name on it! Thief, you female thief! You are so shameless!"
Their private room was so noisy that many people from next door came to watch.
And Aunt Luo had already climbed up from the bunk in order to grab the pillow. She was particularly eye-catching wearing men's large underpants.
Everyone pointed at her.
Aunt Luo also discovered something strange about herself during this period, but what should she do? If she took off her underpants now, her pillow would be snatched away, so she had to stay as she was.
The police officer finally couldn't stand it anymore and helped Xiao Guan grab the pillow.
The pillows these days are not made of particularly good material. They are made of straw core and are quite light. When you pick them up, you can see a round thing falling on the corner.
The policeman reached in and touched it, took out his watch and shook it at the small tube: "Is this it?"
"Yes, it's mine, that's mine!"
The young man was so excited that he wanted to reach out for it, but the policeman moved his hand away: "Wait a minute, I will return it to you after I verify the situation. Now, the thief must be caught first. Come down!"
The policeman ordered Aunt Luo sternly.
Aunt Luo sat on the upper bunk and waved her hands: "I didn't steal it, it wasn't me!"
Tutor: "I took it out from under your pillow and you still don't admit it!"
Aunt Luo looked around and immediately caught Yu Sui. She pointed at Yu Sui and said, "She stole it. She stole it and gave it to me!"
Yu Sui looked surprised: "Huh? You, how can you say that? If I stole it for you, then why did you grab the pillow and hold on to it?"
The policeman took out the handcuffs and cuffed her:
"Come down! Stop talking nonsense. I saw you holding on to the pillow and not letting go. If you hadn't known that there was a watch in the pillow, it would have made no sense for you to hold on to the pillow! I've seen a lot of thieves like you, get down here!"
Aunt Luo didn't want to get off, so she held on to the iron frame of the upper bunk in a desperate struggle: "It's not me, it's really not me, why don't you check others, just me!"
However, Director Fan couldn't stand it anymore.
This old woman was dangling in front of his eyes in his pants, and he felt hugely insulted.
Director Fan rushed up and pulled Aunt Luo down: "Get down! You disgusting bitch, give me back my pants! If my wife knows that my pants are worn, she will beat me to death." !”
No matter how hard Aunt Luo insisted on not getting down on the bunk, she couldn't resist Director Fan's strength.
No, the main thing is that Director Fan grabbed Aunt Luo's pants tightly.
Seeing that her pants were about to fall off if she pulled them again, Aunt Luo gave up her resistance and climbed down from the upper bunk.
This time, several packages of things wrapped in brown paper on the bunk slid down.
The spectators laughed so ambiguously that their fingers were almost torn when looking at Aunt Luo, and some even spat.
At this time, Aunt Luo no longer cared about falsely accusing others, and lowered her head helplessly.
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