Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

It turns out that medicine primers don’t seem to be particularly difficult to find.

In this world, the average life span of people is very long.Even ordinary mortals can live to be over a hundred years old.

Although Changfeng City is a small city, it has a population of 800 to [-] million.

The base number is up, and you can find all kinds of weird things.

The Lord of Feng City only needed less than two days and 100 yuan of spiritual stones to find two pairs of pants that met the requirements for Liu Wuwu.

These two pairs of pants...

how to say?scary!

The one on the left is about to be patinated.There were large water stains on the light yellow pants, and various red, black, and yellow stains of different sizes were all over the pants.

Smell it carefully, tsk tsk... the smell is as disgusting as a rotting dead rat.

The pair on the right is not much better. The giant pants with a waist circumference of nearly 1.5 meters can stand on the table effortlessly.

Zhang Er, who didn't mind it being dirty, knocked it with his hand, and the sound sounded like wood hitting each other.

Liu Wuwu frowned so much that it almost turned into a chrysanthemum.

"Lord Feng City, where did you find these two "big killer weapons"? The smell... seems a bit strong."

Feng Xiao looked embarrassed.

"Liu Shenzi, you really can't blame me for this. How can a normal woman live to be over 70 years old and still not be able to get married? Either she has a psychological problem or a physical problem."

Liu Wuwu sighed softly.

I really succumbed to these stupid doctors. How did they figure out this weird medicine introduction?It’s so damn scary to think about it.

Before putting in the medicine introduction, Zhang Erzi confirmed to Feng Xiao again:

"Are you sure these two medicine primers are okay? Let's hold our noses and drink the medicine. If it doesn't work... I may beat you to death."

Feng Xiao quickly said: "Don't worry, these two medicine introductions definitely meet the requirements."

"This dirty underwear belongs to an old lady named Ma Liupo outside the city. Her face looks like she has been run over with a millstone. Not to mention a man, a wild dog on the roadside sees her. They all have to take a detour.”

"The other panty belongs to a fat girl from the west of the city. She is less than five feet tall and weighs more than 300 kilograms. She can eat eighteen basin-sized steamed buns in one meal. Who dares to ask for such a super fat girl?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Hey... after hearing your explanation, I don't want to drink this medicine anymore."

After all, for the sake of their own happiness in the rest of their lives, the three of them could only start making medicine with a grimace.

The moment the medicine was added to the pot, the whole room was filled with an inexplicable rancid smell.The originally clear soup turned directly into a turbid yellow mud soup, which made people sick just looking at it.

The medicine simmered for an hour and was ready.

The bowls were placed in front of the three of them, and their faces looked as ugly as if they had eaten yellow lotus.

Liu Wuwen: "Drink it. If you don't drink it, it will get cold."

Tiger Sand Sword: "I need to sort out my mood...well, it seems I can't sort it out."

Zhang Er gritted his teeth in a daze.

"Damn it, I'll do it! I'll do it for Sister Corpse!"

After saying that, Zhang Er took the medicine and poured it into his mouth, swallowing it while holding back his nausea.

After drinking the medicine, Zhang Er hurriedly ran to the well and drank several large gulps of cold water to prevent himself from vomiting.

After cleaning up, Zhang Er was stunned to find that Liu Wuyue and the other two did not drink the medicine, but looked directly at him.

Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "What are you looking at me for? If you don't take medicine, will you give up on your own cattle?"

Liu Wuwu: "Brother, I want to ask you something."

Zhang Er was stunned: "Say"

Liu Wuwu: "Is Sister Corpse a big girl?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Er was stunned.

Yup! ! !

Sister Zhi is also a big girl. I don’t know her age, but she must be over 73...

Thinking of this, Zhang Er fell to the ground and vomited. While vomiting, he pointed at Liu Wuwu and cursed loudly.

"Ugh... you two are such beasts... Ugh... why didn't you tell me this earlier... Ugh... Grandma, I'm The whole mouth smells like old lady... vomit..."

Liu Wuwu stepped forward and patted Zhang Er's back to make him feel more comfortable when vomiting.

"You idiot, you really don't blame me for this. If it weren't for what you just said, I wouldn't have thought of Sister Shi, really!"

What can idiot Zhang Er do?I could only drag the silver coffin out in tears.

Before Sister Corpse came out, Liu Wuwu ordered:

"You idiot, Sister Corpse is also a bad-tempered one. You have a good discussion with her and try to be as tactful as possible. If you don't get your pants, then you beat the three of us, it's not worth the gain."

Zhang Er slapped his chest and promised:

"Don't worry, I have been with Sister Corpse since she was born. Her little temper is completely under my control and can be easily controlled."

Zhang Erzi said it was nice, but in his heart he was planning how to trick his two grandsons Liu Wuwu and Hu Sandao.

Two black-hearted beasts, how dare you trick me into drinking Lao Kupan soup. If I don’t take revenge, I won’t be able to sleep at night!

When the beautiful Corpse Sister came out, Zhang Er went up to her cheerfully.

"Hello sister, have you eaten? I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are getting more and more beautiful..."

This flattering appearance is comparable to that of an old eunuch who has been in the palace for 30 years.

Sister Zhi gave Zhang Er Lunzi a cold look, not giving Zhang Er Lunzi any face.

"If you have something to say, you have to fart!"

Zhang Er boldly stepped forward and said: "Sister, I want your pants, the pants you wear close to your body."

Sister Corpse was not angry, but smiled and waved to Zhang Er, gesturing for him to come closer.

Zhang Er stupefied and ran over: "Sister, you agreed..."

Snapped!The person who answered Zhang Er was a big-mouthed man.

Zhang Er was stunned and covered his face, feeling aggrieved and anxious.

Pointing at Liu Wuwen and the other two, he said, "I asked for the pants for them, why don't you beat them up?"

Sister Corpse looked at Liu Wuwu coldly and raised her hand to beat him.

"The medicine guide, the underpants are used as a medicine guide, there are absolutely no other evil ideas!"

Liu Wuwu shouted hurriedly.

Sister Corpse didn't speak, but looked at Zhang Er with questioning eyes.

Zhang Er wanted to tell lies, and there was no end to the trap.But he was afraid of being beaten by Liu Wuwu, so he could only nod helplessly.

Sister Zhi didn't put too much trouble into it, but asked Zhang Er to follow him into the silver coffin.

Not long after entering the silver coffin, Zhang Er let out a shrill scream.

"Sister Corpse, I was wrong, I don't dare to hit me anymore. Please don't hit me! Ah, ah, ah! It hurts so much, please stop hitting me. Wuwu..."

Liu Wuwu stepped back in fear.

Hu San Dao stretched his neck forward worriedly: "Senior Brother, will Erluzi be in danger?"

Liu Wuwu pretended to be relaxed.

"It's okay. A couple fights at the end of the bed. Is it any of your business that a couple is fighting?"

The screams lasted for half an hour, and finally Zhang Er was thrown out.

I am good.

Zhang Er was beaten so hard that he took in less air and released more air, and he was about to die.