Rebirth, possession in the opening game

Let’s not mention that Andrew is about to become a popular legend in Switzerland. Speaking of China, everyone cheered with joy after learning that Xu Litao ranked third on the world’s richest list.

Snowflakes of news covered and celebrated the good news.

[People's Daily]: Warm congratulations to Chinese entrepreneur Mr. Xu Litao for ranking third on the world's richest list! recorded in history!

[Xunteng News]: The third richest person in the world! Mr. Xu Litao breaks the Chinese global rich list's best results!

[NetEase News]: Congratulations to Mr. Xu Litao for being the richest man in Dragon Kingdom! He even ranks third on the world’s richest list!

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On the Internet, related topics have frequently appeared in hot searches, and netizens have excitedly discussed and marveled at them.

[Xu Litao is third on the world’s richest list! 】(burst)

【National carnival! Dragon Kingdom’s record on the world’s richest list has been refreshed! 】

【God-like Xu Shen! 】

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"Niupi (broken sound)!!!"

"Daddy Xu will be a God forever!!!"

"It's so amazing! He immediately entered the third place on the world's richest list!"

I remember that the best ranking among Chinese people was only fourth place! Dad Xu broke this record!

"666! 666 billion US dollars!!! Oh my god!"

"No? I think Xu Shen should be ranked first! The people on this list are unprofessional!"

"That's right! With the speed at which Chentao Pharmaceutical makes money, how come it only has this little money? Is there some shady story behind it?"

"I just went to see the official evaluation. It is very pertinent. There is indeed no random ranking!"

"Although Chentao Pharmaceutical is very impressive, the timing of launching Guiyuan Qudu Powder is too coincidental and the time is too short. The company's value has not been truly realized, so the judges valued it like this!"

"If it had been earlier, Xu Shen would be the richest man in the world!"

"Understood!"

"Hahaha! In other words, it is very likely that next year, the richest man in the world will be Xu Shen! He will be us from the Dragon Kingdom!"

"That's great! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil!"

"Xu Shen has brought glory to the country again!"

"Hahaha! No one on earth can stop Xu Shen from moving forward!"

"What a surprising and good news! I'm going to set off firecrackers to celebrate!"

"The Dragon Kingdom is really lucky to have a countryman like Xu Shen who is not only outstanding but also patriotic!"

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In this way, for several days, the streets and alleys in China were filled with lively cheers, making the already festive atmosphere with the arrival of the Spring Festival even more intense.

Xu Litao's cell phone was almost full of calls from congratulatory calls, which made Xu Litao feel troubled for the first time because of his wide network of contacts.

He sent a message to thank everyone, and could only turn off his phone temporarily, otherwise it would be endless and he would not be able to do anything else.

Then he and Bai Mengchen dressed up in disguise and prepared to go to the cinema.

Today is the day when the movie "囧囧" produced and produced by Starlight Entertainment Company is released. His daughter-in-law wants to go see it, so Xu Litao will naturally not refuse.

What's more, it was filmed and produced by his own entertainment company. Xu Litao also wanted to watch it carefully. Compared with the previous life, how is the quality of this movie?

Soon, the security driver sent the two people to the county cinema.

"Husband, the ticket checking has started, let's go in."

Bai Mengchen looked at the entrance where the ticket check-in line was lined up, and pulled Xu Litao over with excitement on his face.

"I'm so looking forward to it! I've been waiting for this movie for almost half a year, and I can finally watch it!"

"This is director Xu Zheng's debut. I wonder how the movie went? I hope it won't disappoint us!"

"Haha! It's not bad to watch the movie promotion video! It's quite funny!"

"The first part, "The Man on the Road," was full of laughs. I hope this one will be good too!"

"It shouldn't be bad! Starring Xu Zheng, Huang Bai and Wang Baoqiang, this lineup is definitely very interesting!"

"Haha! Just thinking about them makes me speechless!"

"What's more, this is the work of Xu Shen's entertainment company! Produced by Xu Shen! Absolutely exquisite!"

"Come on, hurry up! I can't wait any longer!"

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Following the flow of people slowly checking in, Bai Mengchen and Xu Litao couldn't help but smile at each other as they listened to the fans' excited discussions.

Bai Mengchen took Xu Litao's arm, came closer and whispered:

"Husband, it seems that everyone is looking forward to it!"

"haha, yes!"

Xu Litao nodded in agreement and smiled:

"It makes me want to watch the movie soon. I believe that Xu Zheng, Huang Bai, and Wang Baoqiang will definitely make everyone burst into laughter!"

"Hehe! The promotional video made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurt. The full-length film is definitely not bad!"

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The two chatted and laughed quietly, and soon followed everyone into the cinema.

After finding a seat and sitting down, the two chatted quietly for a few words, and then the movie started to show.

The noisy cinema suddenly became quiet, and everyone stared at the big screen.

"Is there any news from Lao Zhou?"

"No!"

"I heard that you have negotiated with the venture capital investors?"

"No!"

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"Did Lao Zhou contact you?"

"No!"

"Do you know where Lao Zhou is?"

"I don't know, I thought you knew."

"I don't know, how do you know I know?"

"I didn't know you knew!"

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At the beginning of the film, there was an interesting rivalry scene between Xu Zheng and Huang Bai. The audience was very happy, and the whole cinema was soon filled with a joyful atmosphere.

As the wonderful and funny plot progressed, everyone laughed heartily and gradually understood the entire plot context.

Xu Lang (played by Xu Zheng) spent five years inventing a product called "Oil Pa", which is very powerful.

Every time you refuel your car, you only need to fill it up to two-thirds, and then add two drops of "Oil Master", and the fuel tank will become a full tank.

However, Xu Lang's classmate and business rival Gao Bo (played by Huang Bai) wanted to sell the invention to the Faguo people, so he had a disagreement with Xu Lang.

Since both of them have the same shares, they can only achieve their respective goals by obtaining a letter of authorization from Zhou Yang, the company's major shareholder. After learning that Zhou Yang was in Thailand, Xu Lang set off for Thailand and Gao Bo followed him.

During the journey, Xu Lang met Wang Bao (played by Wang Baoqiang) and used him with ulterior motives to get rid of Gao Bo's pursuit.

From this, the film unfolds a strange journey of three people with different goals.

The sunny young man played by Wang Baoqiang meets the elite pretentious young man played by Xu Zheng, and various funny scenes come.

In addition, behind the two of them, Huang Bai, who was unlucky enough to arrive home, was naturally bursting into laughter. The laughter in the entire cinema never stopped from the beginning.

"You are two to infinity!"

"After passing the security check, you will find 2b"

"It's in the elevator. There are two 2bs in the elevator!"

"I just found a spy in the bathroom!"

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Scenes of hilarious movie clips were constantly shown, and many people almost fell under their chairs laughing.

It's not an exaggeration.

In fact, the laughter of "囧" can be seen everywhere. The super classic and the one that made the audience complain is the story between Xu Lang and Wang Bao in the Bangkok hotel.

Xu Lang mistakenly entered the ladyboy's room. After Wang Bao entered Gao Bo's room, the foreigner had fun with the two ladyboys. Gaobo was massaged by Wang Bao with scallion pancake-style essential oils.

The two scenes were compared with each other and ended with Gao Bo and Xu Lang being knocked unconscious respectively.

This interweaving of time and space and lens contrast shooting techniques greatly increase the comedy effect and make the audience laugh out of breath.

Bai Mengchen was so teased that he lay on Xu Litao's body and beat the latter's thigh happily with his little fists.

"Haha! Husband, I can't do it anymore! Haha... How could it be so funny!"

"Ouch...my stomach hurts from laughing so much!"

"Haha... Wang Baoqiang's image is so funny! I can't help but laugh when I see him!"

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Bai Mengchen's smile made the flower branches tremble, and Xu Litao was not much better.

Although he had seen it in his previous life, because of his intervention in this life, the "囧囧" movie was fully funded and added many jokes that were unprecedented in his previous life.

Therefore, the plot is more substantial and complete.

It’s even funnier!

The happy time always passes so briefly, and the movie comes to an end amidst the surging joy.

The audience walked out of the cinema unsatisfied.

"How's it going? Is this movie good?"

As soon as he came out, the movie fans waiting outside couldn't wait to ask questions.

In this regard, everyone who had just watched the movie recalled the funny movie clips and gave a thumbs up with joy, and then blurted out all kinds of compliments.

"Hahaha! Awesome!"

"It is indeed produced by Starlight Entertainment! I want to praise this movie!"

"You're right! I didn't expect domestic comedies to be so good!"

"This is one of the best comedy movies I've ever seen!"

"Brother, as someone who has been here, I want to remind you to buy a pack of tissues before you go in! Because you will laugh so hard later that you can't stop crying!"

"Both funny and heartwarming, this is a classic comedy!"

"I dare to say that this movie will definitely top the box office during the Spring Festival!"

"Ouch... I almost died laughing in the cinema just now!"

"Haha! It's great! How can I watch such a good movie only once? Is there anyone who can watch it a second or third time?"

"I have this idea! Let's do it together!"

"Add me too!"

"And I!"

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Amid the great reputation, Xu Litao and Bai Mengchen smiled at each other, then quietly left the cinema and returned to the car.

As soon as he got in the car, Bai Mengchen took off his mask and said happily:

"Hehe! Husband, judging from everyone's reaction, this movie will definitely be a hit!"

"How much do you think the opening box office will be?"

Xu Litao lovingly helped Bai Mengchen tuck the messy hair around his ears, thought for a while and then replied:

"The quality of the movie is very good. Coupled with the vigorous promotion in the early stage, the box office on the first day will be at least 100 million!"

"Wow!"

Hearing this, Bai Mengchen exclaimed, silently made an estimate, and then said excitedly:

"So, the total box office of "囧囧" can exceed 30 billion!"

Xu Litao smiled and nodded. This is still a conservative estimate. Judging from the response of fans, this movie is very hopeful to reach the 40 billion mark!

He remembers that in his previous life, the first-day box office of "囧囧" was only about 12 million, and then it counterattacked and became a dark horse during the Spring Festival, and finally achieved a total box office of billion.

I wonder what kind of surprise it will bring me this time?

Xu Litao thought with great anticipation that this time his company invested in the filming, and the income accounted for the absolute majority, although he looked down upon the money.

But, seeing that because of his intervention, the box office results far exceeded his previous life, this kind of result gave Xu Litao a special sense of accomplishment.

"Husband, our mother asked us to go back for dinner!"

Just when Xu Litao was feeling happy, Bai Mengchen shouted to him on his cell phone.

"Okay! Brother Niu is coming home!"

Xu Litao nodded in response, and then gave instructions to the driver Niu Dali.

Niu Dali didn't speak. He was silent and just nodded, started the car and set off.

Xu Litao looked at Bai Mengchen, who looked like a well-behaved daughter-in-law chatting with his mother, a smirk flashed at the corner of his mouth, and then asked with a smile:

"Honey, how do we tell the difference between your mother and mine in the future?"

"Ok?"

Bai Mengchen was stunned, rolled his eyes at Xu Litao, and said angrily:

"What is your mother and my mother? They are all our mothers!"

After that, he continued chatting with Wang Yucui.

"Ow~"

Hearing Bai Mengchen's answer, Xu Litao nodded pretending to be enlightened, and then said while holding back a smile:

"Then if in the future, our mother calls to ask whether we should go to our mother's place or our mother's place on the weekend, if we go to our mother's place, our mother will prepare something and ask our mother to take it to our mother's place. If we go to our mother's place, , what our mother means is that our mother will stop cooking and take our mother to the restaurant next to our mother’s house to eat.”

Xu Litao finished his tongue-twisting words almost without stopping, and then asked with a smile:

"On the weekend, shall we go to my mother's place to eat? Or our mother's place to eat?"

huh?

Bai Mengchen was confused by Xu Litao's words. His CPU was almost burning, but he still couldn't figure it out.

She tilted her head cutely, looking thoughtful.

"No? Should I go to your mother's place to eat or my mother's place to eat?"

"Haha! It's not all our mother!"

Seeing Bai Mengchen fall into the pit, Xu Litao said amusedly.

Looking at Xu Litao who was smiling proudly, Bai Mengchen realized that he had been tricked, so he pinched the soft flesh around Xu Litao's waist coquettishly.

"Brother Bad Tao! You did it on purpose!"

"Then tell me, how will you differentiate between your mother and my mother in the future?"

As he said that, he stared at Xu Litao with a fierce look on his face, as if you couldn't tell but I'll make you look cute.

"Cough cough!"

The soft flesh around his waist was pinched by cold hands. Xu Litao coughed quickly and whispered:

"Honey, Brother Niu is still here."

Niu Dali was driving intently, as if he didn't see what was behind him, but he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.

Bai Mengchen looked ahead and ignored Xu Litao's words. He continued to squeeze his hands and urged with a smile on his face:

"Bad husband, tell me quickly, or I'll let you taste the power of this heroine's Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

As he spoke, he twisted his hand slightly.

Xu Litao pretended to be in pain and quickly begged for mercy.

"Hey, hey! Heroine, spare your life! I said, I said it's not okay!"

That funny look almost made Bai Mengchen laugh out loud.

"Honey, what do you think of this? From now on, our own mother will call my mother, and the other person's mother will call us our mother. This way we can differentiate ourselves."

"Haha, yes, that's it!"

When Bai Mengchen heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and then he withdrew his little hand.

"Hehe! As long as you pass the test, I will let you go!"

"Thank you, Heroine, for sparing your life!"

"Giggle..."

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