After the official announcement of a cub, the villain was forced to become a good person
Chapter 249 What kind of shit do you have to pull out yourself?
However, Jiu Si pays great attention to managing her image these days because she just came to Fu's house, so she doesn't eat much.
I've been indifferent for several days, so it doesn't matter anymore.
Now that it was mentioned, Jiu Si was really a little greedy.
As the saying goes, "Missing is like a surge of water." As soon as Jiu Si mentioned the word fish to Yao Yao today, her mind was so full that she couldn't hold anything in it, so she was thinking about fish.
Yaoyao hugged Mommy's legs again, rubbed her big face with the plate and looked at her: "Mommy~"
Jiu Si came back to her senses and shook her head decisively: "No, Dr. Chen said two days ago that you can't eat light meals recently, otherwise you won't digest well and it's easy to accumulate food, you know?"
When Zaizai heard this, he raised his big head and asked, "Chicken shit?"
"What? We don't get chicken shit easily. Uncle Chen Chen is... he's lying! We all know it! Chen Chen said he's not good at school and wants to go back to work in a white coat!"
And since she is a cat and not a chicken, she won’t poop like chicken!
That's what the little boy was thinking.
three days later...
Outside the door, the fat rabbit with his left hand drawing flowers and his right hand glowing stick is working hard to cheer up his idiot.
"Hey hoo! Hey hoo!! Hey hoo! Stupid!! Stupid!!"
"Use your strength to conquer it!! You are just a piece of shit and you dare to challenge the authority of us idiots? You simply don't know how to live or die!!"
The king who watched the second issue of 380 "The Overbearing President Quickly: Classic Quotes from the President" with Silly Mao is also a senior CEO fan.
I saw the rabbit's mouth drooped and its ears raised. It was holding the fluorescent stick as long as its body, with disdain on its face: "Damn it! It doesn't even look at whether it has such dignity? What kind of level is it? You actually have to pull the shit out yourself, idiot!"
The rabbit was cursing here, and Fu Yunxiu couldn't listen anymore. He raised his foot and pulled the rabbit aside, saying "Okay, okay, okay, what did you say? Do you still want to do this for Yao?" Where is Yao??”
"Look at this reading..."
Fu Yunxiu turned around and met Fu Yuan, who was also listening to the silly cat's meowing noises. He pointed at the rabbit on the ground and complained: "Brother, I think it's better to find a cram school for this rabbit!"
Fu Qingheng, who had been scolded by the king once before, poked his head out from behind and raised his paws in agreement: "The quality of this rabbit is extremely poor!"
After a pause, he lowered his eyes and added pitifully: "You also told me to eat shit...it's too much!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of several villains instantly looked at the rabbit holding the light stick.
The king, who was aware of the malicious intent, shrank his neck in a helpless manner, pulled down his two rabbit ears and looked like "none of you can see me". He muttered: "You know how to pick on me. ..”
At this time, the stupid, constipated cat sitting on his small toilet inside the door was grimacing and "humming" twice hard from time to time, which made him angry to death!
She has been constipated since yesterday, and the time she originally had to go out to conquer the world was cut off by half, sitting on the toilet. Yao Yao was holding her head and was so exhausted! !
The Zazai, who couldn't poop, screamed angrily: "Damn it! Damn it!!"
At this time, Fu Qingyu walked up with two pills in his hand. He had a somewhat carefree character. Didn't he shout before he even reached the door: "Fu Aotian? Can you? No, take some." Laxative?"
As soon as he said this, the school bully in Jingbei was honored to receive a look from his brother and his mother on the spot.
Yao Yao was almost pissed off by her fifth brother when she heard the loud voice inside. Didn't such a loud voice let everyone know that she, Fu Aotian, had actually been defeated by a piece of cake? ?
Xiaotuanzi shouted anxiously and shyly: "Woo is very good!! Guo Guo, stop talking, Guo Guo, stop talking!"
"Don't slander Wo Fu Aotian!"
Fu Qingyu raised his eyebrows, leaned against the wall and started to complain: "Hey, Ao God, it's not my brother who is talking about you."
"Why do you think you are constipated? Isn't it just because you eat too much food that accumulates and makes it difficult to digest?"
The stupid cat here has wiped her butt, flushed the water, applied hand sanitizer and washed her paws on her own. She just walked out. When she heard her brother's words, Yao Yao originally wanted to pretend to be profound with a small face.
But once the door opens.
There were one, two, three, four, five brothers and her mother standing outside the door. Silly Cat instantly blushed and retorted: "I don't have constipation~"
She patted her swollen belly: "I just have a stomachache, Wu Guo Guo, don't talk nonsense!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at each other and clapped together, their expressions and words full of disbelief and shock.
Fu Yuan clapped his hands and patted Xiaotuanzi's head lovingly: "Yaoyao has made some progress, but everyone knows it's nonsense."
Fu Qinghuai nodded in agreement, and did not forget to explain to Jiu Si: "She used to have a unclear speech, and she kept talking nonsense."
Jiu Si nodded in realization and clapped her hands: "Then my baby is pretty good."
Fu Yunxiu knelt down and stared at Zaizai's swollen belly for a while. He pressed it and said, "Is this where it hurts?"
The stupid cat shook his head blankly.
He changed the place and pressed again: "Here?"
Yao Yao still shook his head with a blank expression.
Fu Yunxiu finally found a place on her belly and pressed it, and the two tweets on the little stupid cat's head exploded uncontrollably.
Zaizai raised her hand and poked the place where her second brother had just poked. Her eyes widened and she nodded affirmatively: "Yeah!"
"Mmmmmmm!!!"
"Guo Guo, this place hurts like hell! What's going on? Does Yao Yao have a stomach problem?"
As soon as he said this, Fu Yunxiu paused, raised his eyes and looked at his sister for a while, then stretched out his hand to pinch her cheeks. Fu Yunxiu smacked his lips in surprise: "I can't tell, you are like a cat like Bajie every day. Do you know about stomach problems?"
Silly Mao raised his lips proudly: "Of course it's spicy! Wo also knows about amnesia, being hit by a car, and Wo also knows about allergies!"
Bajie?
Bajie Bajie? ?
Zai Zi silently remembered this high-sounding and complimentary word in his mind.
Level eight alert? ?
Not bad, not bad, very suitable for her status as Fu Aotian!
Yao Yao curled her lips, already deciding in her heart that her nickname will be Bajie from now on!The famous name is Fu Aotian! !
Tingchen, Yunxiu, Yuan... they can't compare to her at all!
Bajie?Zaizai shouted happily in his heart.
Damn them! !
The corner of Fu Yunxiu's mouth twitched, and the hand that originally wanted to hold Yao Yao was retracted. Facing Zai Zai's confused look as to why he didn't hold her, Fu Yunxiu explained: "You haven't exercised for a long time and your stomach aches are all because of feces in your intestines." You can’t even turn the corner, so walk on by yourself.”
After saying that, he raised his foot and kicked Zaizai's little butt.
Stupid Cat: "Oh~"
I've been indifferent for several days, so it doesn't matter anymore.
Now that it was mentioned, Jiu Si was really a little greedy.
As the saying goes, "Missing is like a surge of water." As soon as Jiu Si mentioned the word fish to Yao Yao today, her mind was so full that she couldn't hold anything in it, so she was thinking about fish.
Yaoyao hugged Mommy's legs again, rubbed her big face with the plate and looked at her: "Mommy~"
Jiu Si came back to her senses and shook her head decisively: "No, Dr. Chen said two days ago that you can't eat light meals recently, otherwise you won't digest well and it's easy to accumulate food, you know?"
When Zaizai heard this, he raised his big head and asked, "Chicken shit?"
"What? We don't get chicken shit easily. Uncle Chen Chen is... he's lying! We all know it! Chen Chen said he's not good at school and wants to go back to work in a white coat!"
And since she is a cat and not a chicken, she won’t poop like chicken!
That's what the little boy was thinking.
three days later...
Outside the door, the fat rabbit with his left hand drawing flowers and his right hand glowing stick is working hard to cheer up his idiot.
"Hey hoo! Hey hoo!! Hey hoo! Stupid!! Stupid!!"
"Use your strength to conquer it!! You are just a piece of shit and you dare to challenge the authority of us idiots? You simply don't know how to live or die!!"
The king who watched the second issue of 380 "The Overbearing President Quickly: Classic Quotes from the President" with Silly Mao is also a senior CEO fan.
I saw the rabbit's mouth drooped and its ears raised. It was holding the fluorescent stick as long as its body, with disdain on its face: "Damn it! It doesn't even look at whether it has such dignity? What kind of level is it? You actually have to pull the shit out yourself, idiot!"
The rabbit was cursing here, and Fu Yunxiu couldn't listen anymore. He raised his foot and pulled the rabbit aside, saying "Okay, okay, okay, what did you say? Do you still want to do this for Yao?" Where is Yao??”
"Look at this reading..."
Fu Yunxiu turned around and met Fu Yuan, who was also listening to the silly cat's meowing noises. He pointed at the rabbit on the ground and complained: "Brother, I think it's better to find a cram school for this rabbit!"
Fu Qingheng, who had been scolded by the king once before, poked his head out from behind and raised his paws in agreement: "The quality of this rabbit is extremely poor!"
After a pause, he lowered his eyes and added pitifully: "You also told me to eat shit...it's too much!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of several villains instantly looked at the rabbit holding the light stick.
The king, who was aware of the malicious intent, shrank his neck in a helpless manner, pulled down his two rabbit ears and looked like "none of you can see me". He muttered: "You know how to pick on me. ..”
At this time, the stupid, constipated cat sitting on his small toilet inside the door was grimacing and "humming" twice hard from time to time, which made him angry to death!
She has been constipated since yesterday, and the time she originally had to go out to conquer the world was cut off by half, sitting on the toilet. Yao Yao was holding her head and was so exhausted! !
The Zazai, who couldn't poop, screamed angrily: "Damn it! Damn it!!"
At this time, Fu Qingyu walked up with two pills in his hand. He had a somewhat carefree character. Didn't he shout before he even reached the door: "Fu Aotian? Can you? No, take some." Laxative?"
As soon as he said this, the school bully in Jingbei was honored to receive a look from his brother and his mother on the spot.
Yao Yao was almost pissed off by her fifth brother when she heard the loud voice inside. Didn't such a loud voice let everyone know that she, Fu Aotian, had actually been defeated by a piece of cake? ?
Xiaotuanzi shouted anxiously and shyly: "Woo is very good!! Guo Guo, stop talking, Guo Guo, stop talking!"
"Don't slander Wo Fu Aotian!"
Fu Qingyu raised his eyebrows, leaned against the wall and started to complain: "Hey, Ao God, it's not my brother who is talking about you."
"Why do you think you are constipated? Isn't it just because you eat too much food that accumulates and makes it difficult to digest?"
The stupid cat here has wiped her butt, flushed the water, applied hand sanitizer and washed her paws on her own. She just walked out. When she heard her brother's words, Yao Yao originally wanted to pretend to be profound with a small face.
But once the door opens.
There were one, two, three, four, five brothers and her mother standing outside the door. Silly Cat instantly blushed and retorted: "I don't have constipation~"
She patted her swollen belly: "I just have a stomachache, Wu Guo Guo, don't talk nonsense!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at each other and clapped together, their expressions and words full of disbelief and shock.
Fu Yuan clapped his hands and patted Xiaotuanzi's head lovingly: "Yaoyao has made some progress, but everyone knows it's nonsense."
Fu Qinghuai nodded in agreement, and did not forget to explain to Jiu Si: "She used to have a unclear speech, and she kept talking nonsense."
Jiu Si nodded in realization and clapped her hands: "Then my baby is pretty good."
Fu Yunxiu knelt down and stared at Zaizai's swollen belly for a while. He pressed it and said, "Is this where it hurts?"
The stupid cat shook his head blankly.
He changed the place and pressed again: "Here?"
Yao Yao still shook his head with a blank expression.
Fu Yunxiu finally found a place on her belly and pressed it, and the two tweets on the little stupid cat's head exploded uncontrollably.
Zaizai raised her hand and poked the place where her second brother had just poked. Her eyes widened and she nodded affirmatively: "Yeah!"
"Mmmmmmm!!!"
"Guo Guo, this place hurts like hell! What's going on? Does Yao Yao have a stomach problem?"
As soon as he said this, Fu Yunxiu paused, raised his eyes and looked at his sister for a while, then stretched out his hand to pinch her cheeks. Fu Yunxiu smacked his lips in surprise: "I can't tell, you are like a cat like Bajie every day. Do you know about stomach problems?"
Silly Mao raised his lips proudly: "Of course it's spicy! Wo also knows about amnesia, being hit by a car, and Wo also knows about allergies!"
Bajie?
Bajie Bajie? ?
Zai Zi silently remembered this high-sounding and complimentary word in his mind.
Level eight alert? ?
Not bad, not bad, very suitable for her status as Fu Aotian!
Yao Yao curled her lips, already deciding in her heart that her nickname will be Bajie from now on!The famous name is Fu Aotian! !
Tingchen, Yunxiu, Yuan... they can't compare to her at all!
Bajie?Zaizai shouted happily in his heart.
Damn them! !
The corner of Fu Yunxiu's mouth twitched, and the hand that originally wanted to hold Yao Yao was retracted. Facing Zai Zai's confused look as to why he didn't hold her, Fu Yunxiu explained: "You haven't exercised for a long time and your stomach aches are all because of feces in your intestines." You can’t even turn the corner, so walk on by yourself.”
After saying that, he raised his foot and kicked Zaizai's little butt.
Stupid Cat: "Oh~"
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