After the official announcement of a cub, the villain was forced to become a good person

Stupid Cat: (?Dan?)

Although she didn't understand what the mermaid said at the end, she still! ! !

Zaizai rubbed his hands and smiled sheepishly: "Spicy... isn't a spicy goose delicious?"

“I want to eat it too~”

Fu Yunxiu: "......"

This stupid goose...

The man weakly raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, his little head silently said: "Go to bed quickly, I will take you to eat a big goose tomorrow."

The silly cat's eyes lit up: "Great!!"

When it comes to eating babies, he is quite well-behaved. He skillfully puts his head into Fu Yunxiu's arms and falls asleep.

a second...

two seconds...

Three seconds......

The sound of even breathing came from his arms, and Fu Yunxiu was stunned! ! !

He looked down at the little girl with short legs, short claws and chubby flesh lying on him, and her expression gradually softened. He slowly and carefully put Yaoyao on the bed, lowered his head, and tapped the little girl's forehead gently. : "Good night, Yaoyao."

That night, Fu Yunxiu had a strange dream.

In the dream, a pig with its head covered kicked him hard with its hoof. Once he hit the pig, the pig became stronger.

The stronger the blow was, the stronger it was. In the end, it was repeated repeatedly, and Fu Yunxiu was directly crushed by a pig weighing more than 300 kilograms.

The pig was very aggressive, wearing a cat-faced mask and was extremely fierce. Gradually, Fu Yunxiu felt that he was out of breath. He raised his head with difficulty and raised his hands to try to pull off the pig's mask!

That's right, even if Fu Yunxiu was crushed to death, he still wanted to know the pig's face under the mask. He gritted his teeth and grabbed the pig's ears and pulled hard.

The mask came off, and a familiar, honest and honest face appeared in his field of vision.

The man was horrified: "Yao Yao??"

However, the pig spirit in front of him raised his paw and hit Fu Yunxiudu in the face as if he didn't recognize him. The pig spirit smiled ferociously: "Quack, quack, quack, quack!!"

"What a big goose. Do you want it steamed, braised or cold?"

Fu Yunxiu suddenly realized. He was about to raise his hand to push away the "ferocious" fleshy face, but when he looked away, he saw his own hand covered with feathers! !

He screamed, but the sound coming out of his mouth was "Goose goose??"

The goose roared hard and the pig spirit laughed wildly! !

Fu Yunxiu woke up suddenly. He subconsciously turned his head to the side. The kid next to him stretched out his head and looked at him honestly with big eyes. When he saw that he was awake, the kid leaned forward.

Fu Yunxiu suddenly appeared in front of him with a big face: "..."

He raised his eyes and pinched Zaizi's cheek, and his voice was slightly hoarse: "What time is it and you woke up?"

"Why haven't you been so active before?"

Upon hearing this, Zaizai turned her head with her butt raised, ran to the bedside table, picked up an electronic alarm clock, and hurried back.

Only then did Fu Yunxiu realize that the pumpkin pants with suspenders that the silly cat was wearing were strange. Both straps were pulled into his head, and the main clothes were worn backwards. Maybe it was because of sleeping. The two straps on Zaizai's head were One of the two little tweets went up to the sky and the other fell to the ground. Anyway, they looked so stupid.

She ran to her Erguo and pushed the electronic alarm clock in front of Fu Yunxiu: "Guo Guo!"

"Eat the goose!!"

Fu Yunxiu: "......"

Well, it’s only 05:30 in the morning, it’s been a long time, why did I wake up so early to eat geese? ? ?

He stood up, took the electronic alarm clock in Yao Yao's hand, and held Zai Zai over. The clothes she was wearing were beyond words. The man's eyes twitched, and he took off the two straps from her neck. He pointed at Zai Zai. My favorite pumpkin pants said: "I'm wearing my pants inside out. Can you take them off and change them yourself?"

The stupid cat smacked his lips disdainfully: "No problem at all, Guo Guo!!"

Fu Yunxiu nodded and let the boy change his clothes on his own while he went out to wash up.

I originally thought that something as simple as wearing the clothes inside out would be fine, so Fu Yunxiu felt relieved when he left.

Ten minutes later, the man finished washing and was about to go back to see the little girl's progress, but then he was shocked! !

The guy on the bed didn’t know where the ribs were put on wrongly. Even though he was wearing them backwards at the beginning, he was generally normal, but now! !

Two straps were messily wrapped around Yaoyao's big head, and the entire pumpkin pants legs were not on the legs, but on the neck! ! !

Yes, the stupid cat put his trouser legs over his head! !Her fleshy body kept twisting and turning, just like that big insect, and she muttered angrily: "Damn it!!!"

"Even you dare to stop Wo Fu Aotian from eating the big goose!! I'm so angry!!!"

"Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle! Wiggle hard!!"

"Damn it!! If Wodi's magic wand were here, you'd be in trouble!!"

The silly cat had a stern face and was suffering from the second grade syndrome. A cruel smile appeared on her lips: "It's time to drop your pants, I'm so angry!!"

"Take your shit and get off of Wo Fu Aotian!"

She sneered once, sneered twice, and sneered three times.

Fu Yunxiu's eyelids twitched. Seeing that the elastic band was tightly attached to Zai Zi's neck, Fu Yunxiu didn't care about talking about her anymore. He quickly walked over and pulled on the pants and took them off for Zai Zi.

After a while of manipulation, the rescued cub came down the mountain like a monkey king. She grabbed the pants and stamped on them. She still had a cruel smile on her lips: "Ha~"

"Why don't you just get off the nest? You're wasting your time!"

Having said that, Zaizai became angrier and angrier as she thought about it. This hateful little pumpkin actually made her embarrassed in front of Erguoguo!

Can this be tolerated? ? ?

The stupid cat felt that this "shit little pumpkin" should be taught a lesson, so he angrily sat down on the pumpkin pants that Fu Yunxiu had thrown on the bed.

As a result, the next second...

Tuanzi's chubby little face suddenly became distorted, and she subconsciously opened her big eyes. The little tweets on her head exploded instantly. After a while of rubbing against her pumpkin pants, her butt rubbed against her. deflated.

Fu Yunxiu also noticed something was wrong. According to his observation, the chirps on the stupid cat's head would explode only when she was frightened or very angry.

The man's expression changed and he raised his hand to pick up the baby sitting on the bed. Before he could speak, Yaoyao covered her butt and cried out: "Woah... my butt hurts!! "

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Fu Yunxiu squinted his eyes, turned the kid over, and looked at the pumpkin pants lying quietly on the bed. It was obvious that the protruding button was touching the stupid cat's butt.

He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and looked at the man crying heartbrokenly in his arms. He was about to say a few words of comfort, but the kid stopped crying.

Yao Yao sniffed and raised her paws to wipe her tears. The cat's pupils were still slightly red. Her crying voice was faintly lowered: "Mature baby, just cry a few times and it will be fine." , I just want to be a spicy villain, I just want to do it~"

"It's just a surprise attack on my butt, Wo Fu Aotian! I don't care!!!"

"Ha~"

The stupid cat sneered coldly, looking at the pumpkin pants with a little helplessness and doting in her eyes, she said: "What a annoying little elf~"

Fu Yunxiu was like being struck by lightning: (?Pan?)

Why should he listen to these weird words? ? ?

Might as well kill him...