Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

The writing of the poem went by in an anticlimax, and everyone talked and laughed along the way and continued on their way.

Li Jue thought that he had deceived Lu Bu before, but the latter didn't find out.So I concluded that Lu Bu was a fool, and now I was teasing him like a fool.

"Haha..." Lu Bu laughed and acted with him.

After all, Lu Bu was a normal person. He seriously reflected on being deceived by Li Jue. His plan was to meet with Dong Zhuo, take advantage of Li Jue, and then find an opportunity to punish him.

"Sir, please give me something to eat."

"Mom, I'm so hungry!"

While Lu Bu and the others were chatting and laughing on their way, a group of refugees with sallow faces and skinny muscles suddenly appeared on the yellow land.

Maybe they were so hungry that their heads couldn't work, or maybe they were on the verge of death and didn't care about anything, so they dared to ask the officers and soldiers for food.

"Report, sir, a group of refugees are blocking the way ahead."

The soldiers who opened the way ran over and reported to Lu Bu, Li Jue and others.

"You are so bold that you dare to block our way and miss a major military matter. Can they bear the responsibility?" Li Jue angrily scolded.

"Take me and have a look." The soldier who opened the road was about to run back to drive away the refugees when he was stopped by Lu Bu.

When he heard that there were refugees, Lu Bu was moved and felt very curious.

As a time traveler, although he was just an ordinary wage earner in his previous life, he never had less than ten dollars in his pocket, so he never went hungry.

After all, with ten yuan, you can go to any city in China, from the capital to the eighth-tier cities, and you can have enough to eat, and even have enough money to buy a nice cigarette.

Now after time travel, Lu Bu is also an official, and he has never suffered from poverty, so now he wants to meet these refugees.

"General, you love your people like your own children. I will go with you."

Lu Buguan was the biggest here, so Li Jue had no choice but to go with him.

Arriving in front of the refugees, a group of skinny people with dull eyes and unusually large bellies appeared in front of Lu Bu.

"Master, master, give me some food."

Seeing Lu Bu, these people felt like meeting a god, their bodies trembled and they begged.

Seeing this scene, Lu Bu was an ordinary person after all, and he felt a sense of compassion in his heart.

In addition, he has read many time-travel novels before, in which the protagonist will treat and take in refugees whenever he encounters them.

Then the protagonist will be surprised to find that among these refugees there are actually some of the most capable people in the world, as well as the best cross talk talkers in the world.

In the end, these refugees taken in by the protagonist will be trained into the world's top troops, helping the protagonist conquer all directions.

Because Lu Bu had this rich knowledge base in his mind, he paid special attention to these refugees.

But looking around, as far as the eye can see, these people are as skinny as wood, without a trace of life.

Lu Bu thought to himself: If he brought these refugees home, even if they ate ginseng mixed with brown sugar, it would take half a year to recover their strength. How could he have so much spare money?

"Li Jue, didn't you praise me for loving the people like a son? I want to give them something, so hurry up and pay for it."

Thinking of being deceived by Li Jue yesterday, Lu Bu felt very unhappy. He didn't succeed in defrauding people for money the first time.

Feeling that this was a small chance to make him bleed a little today, Lu Bu shouted to the former.

When Lu Bu was talking, Li Jue was chatting with the people next to him. Suddenly he heard Lu Bu's voice, and the latter was a little confused for a moment.

He took out his ears hard and turned to look at Lu Bu in surprise.

What, you love the people like your own children and you want me to pay quickly?

Is there any king law?

Is there any reason?

Thinking of this, Li Jue was filled with indignation. He turned around and remembered that he had raised troops to fight in all directions, fighting to the death and licking blood from his sword.

After hard work, I have reached this point. Although I have robbed several large companies and embezzled hundreds of millions of dollars, I am living a very hard life, okay?

Why should I pay?

Why should I give the money I stole to the victims of the disaster?

Thinking of this, Li Jue glanced sideways at Lu Bu. In an instant, he also remembered what happened yesterday and couldn't help but sneer.

The smart Li Jue is online again.

Humph, with your IQ, you want me to pay?

It seems that I didn’t have a long memory yesterday. Look at me fooling you again today and fooling you out of your pants. Don’t blame me for not being humanitarian.

Li Jue, a wise man, sat on his horse and pinched his thighs hard, trying to squeeze out some tears.

At the same time, he tried hard to recall what contributions and sacrifices he had made for the people since he became an official.

When it comes to squeezing tears, as long as you pinch yourself hard, you can definitely squeeze them out.

But what contribution have you made to the people?This matter is more troublesome. When I became an official, I was just for robbing families and houses, and I made no contribution at all.

How can you remember something that didn't happen at all?

After thinking about it, he didn't expect that it actually reminded him of one.

"What the general said is absolutely true. I have been an official for decades and have always been honest..."

Hearing his words, the soldier behind him rolled his eyes.

Li Jue continued: "I always care about the affairs of the people. Every time I encounter something, I will do it myself and be busy.

And last time because I was too busy, I even missed my son’s coming-of-age ceremony! "

Speaking of the latter, Li Jue performed on the spot how to shed tears quickly, and it was very touching!

"What is a coming-of-age ceremony?"

Those hungry people who don't understand anything have no idea what a coming-of-age ceremony is, and they are discussing it in whispers.

Even Lu Bu, who was beside him, smacked his lips quietly, secretly surprised in his heart.

Even though I have received nine years of compulsory education, why don’t I even know this word?

Could it be that the school teacher forgot to teach?

"You don't even know about the coming-of-age ceremony? How ignorant!"

Unexpectedly, Zang Ba next to him looked up at his fat face full of wisdom, curled his lips, and glanced arrogantly to the left and right.

It is good to have someone who understands by your side. Our Lu Bu is also a person who is not ashamed to ask questions. He quickly asked Zang Ba for advice politely and shouted: "If you know something, just say it and let it go!"

"The general also has things he doesn't know, haha! Just listen to me."

Hearing that Zang Ba was about to explain the coming-of-age ceremony, many soldiers, including the hungry people who blocked the road to beg for food, pricked up their ears and planned to increase their knowledge.

"I had a dream before, in which there was an old man with a white beard and a high nose, who called himself Darwin." Zang Ba said mysteriously.

"Nonsense, Darwin isn't born yet? You're just dreaming!" Lu Bu scolded angrily.

"Hey, the difference between generals! Don't care so much about historical fiction." Zang Ba extended his hand to Lu Bu boldly and motioned for the former to continue listening to him.

"Big-nosed Darwin told me that the view in Darwin's theory of evolution is that humans all transformed from small fish into monkeys, and then monkeys transformed into humans.

So I guess that the coming of age ceremony must be the process of a monkey turning into a human. "

As soon as this was said, everyone nodded in astonishment, indicating that they had learned new knowledge.