The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Lu Chengwen was taken aback: "I... Xiaowen, Patriarch."

Yu Shikai straightened up, a smile on his face:

"After you arrived at the Yu residence, Monkey King and Patriarch Bai arrived one after the other; you and your two brothers have been at the Zhang family for less than three months, and coincidentally, Lu Chengwen and Monkey King's engagement banquet was also three months ago; the three of you possess extraordinary lightness skills, able to carry manure up to the roof without spilling any; moreover, you act with a free and natural style, bold and confident;"

"His Highness the Little Monkey is unruly, capricious, and bloodthirsty, as everyone in the martial world knows. But the way he looks at you is different; his eyes are full of love, and he listens to you without question. Moreover, you are quick-witted and can handle conflicts properly, even turning conflicts into opportunities for me."

"My son is deeply grateful for the opportunity that Your Excellency has given him."

"May I ask, are you perhaps... Lu Chengwen, the son-in-law of the Jiang family?"

Lu Chengwen scratched his head, looking embarrassed.

"Well... since we've come this far, there's not much point in me denying it."

Lu Chengwen clasped his hands in a fist and bowed, saying, "I am Lu Chengwen. These are my senior brother Long Aotian and my junior brother Zhao Ritian. The three of us have caused trouble for the family head with our antics. We hope the family head will forgive us."

Yu Shikai immediately knelt on one knee: "I am Yu Shikai of the Yu family. I do not know the son-in-law of the Jiang family. Please forgive me if I have offended you."

Lu Chengwen quickly helped him up: "I...actually..."

Long Aotian laughed heartily: "Patriarch Yu, there's no need for such formalities. To be honest, it's us who have offended you time and time again, please forgive us."

Yu Shikai was puzzled: "I really don't understand. How could my small family... how could it be worthy of such great favor from such important figures as you? This... my small family is nothing special..."

Lu Chengwen patted his shoulder: "To be honest, we came here to escape disaster."

Lu Chengwen sighed: "But how did you find out our identities?"

"my son."

Yu Haichao smiled slightly, clasped his hands in greeting, and said, "When the three guests arrived at my residence, I noticed that you all exuded heroic spirit and showed no fear in the face of anything. It is clear that you are honored guests. I asked my father a few questions and, combined with the recent news about the Jiang and Bai families, I have made my own conjecture. Thank you for your kindness, President Lu. I will definitely work hard to improve my cultivation in the future and live up to your kindness today."

Lu Chengwen said, "Don't take it to heart. Both the Bai and Jiang families are very powerful. You'll definitely succeed in either one."

"Thank you."

Yu Shikai laughed heartily: "My son just told me this, and I didn't believe it at first, thinking it was unlikely. But just now... I'll definitely host a banquet tonight."

Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Since our identities can't be hidden anymore, there's no point in staying here. We need to find another place. Let's part ways here..."

Suddenly, the earth trembled!

Lu Chengwen almost lost his footing. To everyone's surprise, they suddenly felt a powerful sense of oppression, making it difficult for them to breathe.

A man stood imposingly on the roof: "Lu Chengwen."

Lu Chengwen looked over and saw that it was a rooster's head, standing at the highest point, coldly looking down at Lu Chengwen.

Lu Chengwen's eyelids twitched: "It's you..."

The rooster-headed man waved his cloak and said, "You don't think you can fool us with this method, do you?"

Lu Chengwen said, "This matter has nothing to do with the Yu family! If you have the guts, come at my senior brother!"

Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen: "Lu Chengwen, you son of a bitch..."

The chicken-headed man sneered.

Yu Shikai retorted angrily, "President Lu, there's no need to worry! Since you're temporarily staying at my Yu family's residence, protecting you is my Yu family's mission!"

He pointed at the chicken's head and roared, "You scoundrels! If you know what's good for you, get lost, or don't blame me for being impolite!"

Chicken Head looked at him coldly: "Quite the boast."

Lu Chengwen pulled Yu Shikai aside, saying, "Don't say anything."

Yu Shikai said, "My son's future was given to him by President Lu. How could I stand idly by at this crucial moment! President Lu, rest assured, I will..."

With a single slash, the rooster-headed sword sliced ​​a stone statue in the courtyard in two.

Yu Shikai glanced at it and asked Lu Chengwen, "How did you offend such a powerful person?"

Lu Chengwen looked at him and said, "Don't say anything. Just protect your family."

"Senior Brother, Junior Brother, let's split up and escape."

Zhao Ritian laughed and said, "Their target is you. If you try to escape separately, you will surely die."

Long Aotian said, "Anyway, just make sure the Yu family doesn't suffer as a result."

Chicken Head said, "Lu Chengwen, are you going to come with me yourself, or should I come and drag you here by myself?"

At this moment, a woman said coldly, "Oh my, who the hell is talking so arrogantly?"

Lu Chengwen saw that Jiang Xiaohou was sitting on the other side of the roof, leaning on a long knife, and eating an apple.

"Arrest my brother? You think you can?"

Chicken Head snorted: "Little Monkey Jiang, you think you can protect Lu Chengwen?"

Ah Da, Ah Er, and San Er swiftly landed around her.

"And us."

Jiang Xiaohou spat out an apple seed: "Aren't there a lot of people here? Let's call them all out."

boom! boom! boom! boom……

Lu Chengwen panicked. He looked around and saw that all the animals in the scene were zodiac animal heads!

Ten! A full ten!

Zhao Ritian was stunned: "Holy crap! Such a big move!? Just to arrest Lu Chengwen!?"

Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: "It seems that Lu Chengwen is of vital importance to them. The more frantic they become, the less we can let them succeed."

Lu Chengwen bit his lip: "Senior Brother, you've been to the frontier battlefield before. In this situation, is there an optimal solution?"

Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen:

"The optimal solution is to kill you."

"what!?"

"Although we don't know the details, it's clear that your arrest would be incredibly beneficial to them. So, rationally speaking, if we kill you first, they'll lose their motivation to do this. Of course, this is also a loss for us. But judging from the situation, their losses are greater."

Lu Chengwen tilted his head: "It's not funny."

Long Aotian looked at him and asked, "Did you see me smile?"

Zhao Ritian roared, "Damn it! What's the big deal?! Chicken Head, come and get me! Come on!"

Chicken Head said coldly, "No rush, none of you three will escape."

"Haha!" Zhao Ritian said, "We have a plan! Since you're going to arrest three of us, the three of us will commit suicide together, so you won't be able to catch any of us!"

The chicken head sighed.

At this moment, Niu Shou pushed open the courtyard gate and walked in.

"Lu Chengwen, to avoid bloodshed, you'd better come with us obediently."

Lu Chengwen thought for a moment and said, "I can go with you! But you can't touch any of the people here!"

"it is good."

"not good!"

Jiang Xiaohou threw half an apple at the ox's head.

The bull's head turned its head and looked back, then shattered in mid-air.

Jiang Xiaohou, with a stern face, picked up his long knife: "You've come at the perfect time. Since almost all of you have come, I'll just chop you all down in one go. That way, you won't bother my brother later!"

Lu Chengwen said, "Little monkey, the other side has a lot of people and is powerful! Don't try to fight them head-on!"

The tiger's head fell with a thud, then the rabbit's head, then the dragon's head, then the snake's head, then the horse's head, then the sheep's head, then the dog's head, then the pig's head...

Lu Chengwen looked around: "Monkey! You retreat first!"

Jiang Xiaohou burst into wild laughter: "Hahahaha..."

Lu Chengwen muttered, "It's over."