The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Yujia.

When Yu Shikai returned to his family, his demeanor and temperament were completely different.

He sits high in a grand chair, holding a cup of fragrant tea in his hand.

A folding fan with flowers at hand, and a fruit platter with fresh fruit all year round.

There's fine wine in the cabinet and expensive cigarettes on the table.

During the day, I make braised dog meat; at night, I stew bull penis.

Eat large intestines for a late-night snack, and kidneys for breakfast.

Blessed with endless happiness, living a carefree life like an immortal.

Looking down at the four little devils, disgust arises in my heart.

You dare to curse me? I'll fucking kill you three bastards today! If I don't make you cry your eyes out and regret ever being born, I'm a spineless eunuch!

Yu Shikai sat in the high seat, swaying slightly, his expression flippant: "Heh!"

Wodi straightened up instantly, turned around and looked at Lu Chengwen and the other two with disdain.

He snorted, then bent down and walked towards his master, solicitously lighting a cigarette.

Yu Shikai took a drag of his cigarette: "How long have you three been at the Zhang family's place?"

Zhao Ritian looked at him and said to Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen, "He seems like a different person than when he was kneeling before."

Long Aotian laughed and said, "I have hemorrhoids."

Yu Shikai roared in fury: "Insolence!"

Wodi scoffed, "This guy's called Xiao Zhao. He's a cook in the kitchen, always sneaking food, and he's really stupid."

"That guy is called Xiao Tian. He's from the security team. He doesn't have any other skills, all he does is brag."

"That guy is called Xiaowen. He's a womanizer. He flirts and jokes with the maids everywhere. He doesn't do any serious work."

"Patriarch, these three are all useless."

Yu Shikai nodded: "It's good to be a good-for-nothing, a really good-for-nothing."

Lu Chengwen said, "Patriarch Yu, the Monkey Hall instructed that the three of us must be treated well with good food and drink, and you must not kill us, otherwise... the Monkey Hall will investigate."

"Oh ho? You've got some nerve!"

Yu Shikai said, "I don't care how Zhang Jiucheng manages his subordinates, but here, they have to behave themselves. That's right, the Monkey King said we're to protect your lives and treat you to good food and drink. Hahaha, no problem!"

Yu Shikai, puffing on his cigarette, said, "My Yu family has plenty of money; a little food and drink is nothing to us. But... don't forget your place. I may not kill you, but can't I at least teach you a lesson? That Xiao Wen, I'll beat you up every three days and punish you every two days. What do you think the Monkey King can do to me?"

Lu Chengwen didn't speak, but Zhao Ritian said, "You? Then we can't talk about an odd number. How many people are in your family?"

Yu Shikai was furious!

"Damn it! A bunch of servants, do you really think the Monkey King cares about you? Servants are servants, you have no manners at all! The Zhang family didn't establish any rules, I'll establish some for you. You dare to stand and speak to me, the patriarch? Kneel down!"

The three men looked at each other, but none of them knelt down.

Zhao Ritian started offering cigarettes to his two senior brothers: "No... are we really going to stay here? This idiot doesn't seem to know his own limitations."

Long Aotian took out his lighter and lit cigarettes one by one: "Let's see how things go first. Let's be patient for now and treat him like a human being."

Lu Chengwen took a puff and spat it out: "Watch how I perform in a bit. Don't escalate the conflict. We're here to be your subordinates, so be careful."

Woddy was furious!

"Bah!"

The three brothers, cigarettes between their fingers, blurted out in unison, "Holy shit!"

We haven't heard that kind of talk for a long time.

Wodi walked over and looked at the three of them sternly: "You have no manners at all before the Lord! You don't kneel, and you're smoking?! Put it out! I'll make you put it out!"

Lu Chengwen glanced at the cigarette: "Isn't that a bad idea?"

Woody snapped, "Hurry up! Are you looking for trouble?!"

The three brothers exchanged a glance, threw their cigarette butts on the ground, rushed over, and grabbed Wodi's neck with all six hands.

Woody rolled his eyes.

Zhao Ritian gritted his teeth and strained, "Why did he tell us to pinch him?"

Long Aotian chimed in, "I don't know! But he seems very assertive, so let's just listen to him."

Lu Chengwen's face contorted with rage: "Damn it, he only told us to pinch, but he didn't say how long or until what time!"

Zhao Ritian said, "Just pinch him and that's it. He'll let us know when it's time."

Long Aotian asked, "How should we tell him? It's difficult for him to give the next order in this state!"

Lu Chengwen said, "Of course we'll send an email! Otherwise, why would we create a group chat for the three of us?"

The three of them laughed together, then gritted their teeth and strained together.

Yu Shikai roared in fury: "Let go... let go of me! You three bastards!"

The three men released Wodi.

Wodi fell to the ground, coughing and unable to utter a word for a long time.

Yu Shikai's eyelids twitched: "Fine, fine, you think you can run rampant in our Yu family just because you have the Monkey King's get-out-of-jail-free card? If I can't subdue the three of you today, I, Yu Shikai, will no longer be able to show my face in this martial arts world!"

Zhao Ritian said, "If you can subdue the three of us today, you'll never have a chance to live in this world again."

Yu Shikai's eyelids were twitching with anger.

"Hehehe, three clowns. Monkey Palace was just saying it casually, giving Zhang Jiucheng some face. In her eyes, even Zhang Jiucheng and I are ants. Do you three really think you have an imperial sword?"

"Today I'm going to teach you a lesson and show you just how strict the rules of the Yu family are!"

"Guards! These three men, twenty strokes of the cane each!"

Wodi said, "Patriarch, please wait!"

"what happened?"

Wodi laughed and said, "Patriarch, don't hit him! Twenty strokes of the cane and this man will be bedridden for days. We'll still have to provide him with water and food. Wouldn't that be letting them off easy?"

"did you mean……"

"You hand them over to me, and I'll take care of them. I'll guarantee they'll be perfectly healthy every day, but, hehehe, they'll be living a life worse than death every single day!"

Yu Shikai laughed.

"You've worked hard during your time at the Zhang family. Alright, I'll do as you say. The three of you will work for Wodi from today onwards. I'm officially promoting Wodi to squad leader of the Yu family and third steward."

Wodi immediately knelt down and kowtowed: "Thank you, Patriarch!"

Wodi turned around and looked at the three brothers: "Hehehe...hehehe..."

Unexpectedly, the three brothers looked at him and said, "Hehehe...hehehe..."

Wodi was taken aback: "Wait... have you three suddenly become more sensible? What are you laughing at?"

……

cesspool.

Wodi stood high up on top: "See this latrine? The Yu family has dozens of acres of land in the backyard. The three of you are responsible for carrying manure to fertilize the land. Hmm... three days. If you don't finish this work in three days, you won't get any food. Hahaha!"

Lu Chengwen pinched his nose, looking troubled, and leaned closer: "Butler Wo, this... stinks too much."

"Yes, it smells bad, that's why we're taking care of you."

Woody grinned slyly: "Kids, enjoy yourselves."

Zhao Ritian pinched his nose: "I can't take it anymore!"

Long Aotian stared at the cesspool, lost in a memory...