The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!
Chapter 2013 You Didn't Rhyme
The rat suddenly retreated, forcing back Ming Di Sha with a single palm strike.
"Hmph, the Jiang family won't step forward themselves, but instead finds outside help to surround me. It's an unfair victory! I'll remember this score for now, and we'll meet again someday!"
After saying that, he suddenly burst from the ground and vanished with a bang.
When everyone looked again, he was already tens of meters in the air!
This method is truly astonishing.
The mouse stomped on the air in mid-air, creating a sonic boom, and then shot out sideways with a bang!
"oops!"
A cry of surprise!
The mouse quickly retreated, fell to the ground with a thud, and crushed several floor tiles.
He looked up: "Who's there!?"
A voice roared, "What the hell are you doing, rushing to be reborn?!"
At this moment, Ding Shiping and Li Jiarui appeared on the roof of the Jiang family's house, one carrying a stereo, and the other carrying a blower and a large sack of flower petals.
The background music begins, the prelude to the Little Knife Society!
Li Dabai, holding roses, slowly drifted down from the sky, along with countless rose petals.
The entire martial arts world was stunned!
Jiang Shang was overjoyed: "Senior Da Bai! Hahahaha! Senior, you're late! The entire Jiang family respectfully welcomes Senior Da Bai!"
Jiang Shang immediately led his entire family out to the central courtyard.
Everyone bowed in greeting.
Li Dabai held Rose in his arms, not even glancing at them; he and Rose were gazing deeply into each other's eyes.
Rose pouted, "That person almost bumped into me."
"I pushed it away, didn't I?"
"It startled them."
"I'll beat him up in a bit."
"He seems very capable."
"fool."
Li Dabai stared at the rose with a doting smile, gently catching a flower in mid-air and offering it to the rose:
"I am the best in the world. No one can defeat me."
"Hmph, then you stand up for them."
"of course."
The two landed gently.
Jiang Shang laughed heartily: "Senior Da Bai, your entrance was indeed impressive!"
Li Dabai turned around and said, "Jiang Shang, how have you been?"
"As always, Senior Bai is still as elegant as ever. Jiang Shang respectfully welcomes Senior Bai to take his seat."
There was a commotion around.
"Who is it?"
"Damn, this guy is so arrogant! In all my years of wandering the world, this is the first time I've ever seen someone so pretentious."
"Keep your voice down! Don't let him hear you. Didn't you see how the Jiang family treated him?"
"Who is this?"
"Li Dabai! One of the Five Old Men, the youngest of them all, but also the most handsome, ruthless, malicious, pretentious, concerned with his image, and petty. If he hears this, you're dead."
Lu Chengwen leaned closer to the fisherman: "Brother Shanji, why do I feel that Patriarch Jiang is particularly respectful to Senior Li Dabai?"
"Oh." The fisherman tore apart a chicken: "Jiang Shang was kidnapped by human traffickers when he was a child. Li Dabai had a connection with his father, so the two of them went their separate ways to search for him. In the end, Li Dabai's lead was correct, but the other side had many experts. Li Dabai was captured alive."
"Huh!?" Lu Chengwen was very surprised: "Really? Then... what happened next?"
"Later, Li Dabai seduced the bandit leader's wife, abducted his sister-in-law, and bewitched his daughter... In short, the bandit leader eventually broke down and committed suicide. Li Dabai then joined forces with a group of women, killed all the bandits, and rescued Jiang Shang."
Lu Chengwen looked at Li Dabai and exclaimed, "What a talent!"
"wrong!"
Li Dabai pointed far away to Lu Chengwen's location and shouted, "He's a genius!"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened: "Are his ears dog ears? How can he hear that?"
"Of course I can hear you! Lu Chengwen, aren't you fucking going to come greet me? Long Aotian? Zhao Ritian? You two are just sitting here eating? Huh!?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head and quickly ran over.
Long Aotian followed closely behind. Zhao Ritian tore off a leg from the suckling pig and said to his tablemate, "Keep an eye on it and don't let anyone touch it."
The people at this table were practically spitting fire at him!
This old man devoured his chopsticks like a whirlwind the moment he sat down!
He devoured all the food, and everyone lost their appetite. Even so, he still felt that everyone at the table was a competitor, as if he wanted to stuff himself to death.
Ashamed.
Lu Chengwen waved as he ran, "Senior Da Bai! Hahahaha! Senior, Chengwen missed you so much!"
Li Dabai smiled and fanned himself, watching the three brothers rushing towards him, especially Lu Chengwen, and said to Rose:
"Look at this kid, all he knows is how to flatter and fawn. Look at his slutty face."
Rose said, "Alright, he's a junior. You're of such a senior, why are you picking on him?"
"His seniority is not low. Goodness, he has become a disciple of Hun Tian Gang. If we really count seniority, he should be considered a brother to Jiang Shang."
"Nonsense, this situation should be handled according to seniority, not by making arrangements like this."
Upon approaching, Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian stood respectfully a few steps away, waiting to bow and pay their respects together with Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen rushed up to the two of them without any hesitation: "Senior Da Bai!"
As she spoke, she took Rose's hand and kissed the back of her hand: "Wow! Senior's hands are so smooth, so fragrant, so soft, so charming. Senior Da Bai is so lucky."
Rose smiled and nudged Lu Chengwen's forehead with one finger: "Smooth talker."
Li Dabai asked slowly and deliberately, "I heard you've gotten into trouble again? Is it serious?"
"Uh……"
"Don't mention minor troubles to me, you'll have to deal with the big ones yourself. But if you dare to cause a major disaster, hahaha, I'll settle things for you!"
"Thank you, Senior Da Bai. Wow, Senior Da Bai, your appearance today was truly spectacular, opening the eyes of these modern martial arts juniors."
Li Dabai raised his chin: "Really?"
"Yes! None of the younger generation have ever seen such a great figure as you. They're completely ignorant. If you ask me, this martial arts world can't do without you. When you appear, everyone is speechless. When you and Miss Rose appear, they're like a divine couple, celestial beings descended to earth, a legendary pair, the dream idols of all martial artists in the world!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Li Dabai laughed heartily: "Jiang Shang, I heard you're going to take this kid as your son-in-law? Hahaha, you're in luck! His skills at picking up girls are almost as good as mine!"
Jiang Shang smiled awkwardly and said, "My son-in-law is rude and vulgar. Please forgive him, senior."
"It's okay, we're all familiar with each other."
Li Dabai, with roses in his arms and a fan in his hand, walked forward confidently.
Lu Chengwen, Jiang Shang, and others followed behind.
Because of Jiang Shang's extraordinary respect for Li Dabai, everyone felt a greater sense of respect and fear towards this highly individualistic individual.
Li Dabai glanced at the mouse: "Next time, watch where you're going, you son of a bitch!"
The mouse gritted its teeth, endured it, and remained silent.
Rose said, "He looks like a mouse, why is he covering his face?"
Li Dabai waved his fan: "Of course it's because I'm ugly! Maybe I have pockmarks on my face."
Lu Chengwen: "There are also pits next to the pockmarks."
Li Dabai: "Half of my face has a rash."
Lu Chengwen: "The other half has fetal red marks."
Li Dabai: "Red eye in the left eye."
Lu Chengwen: "Thick white discharge came out of his right eye."
Li Dabai: "His nostrils are turned upwards."
Lu Chengwen: "My teeth are still loose."
Li Dabai: "Half of his face was burned off."
Lu Chengwen: "The hemorrhoids at the corner of my mouth hurt."
The mouse couldn't take it anymore and roared at the two of them, "That's enough, you two!"
Li Dabai and Lu Chengwen pointed at him together: "You didn't rhyme!"
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