Marry a rich man for my sister

When Ji Zhixia saw the forum, he realized the unevenness of the world, and he was secretly proud of Lu Dai.

As for him... To be honest, he has never done it himself. Indeed, as the doctor said, his ability seems to be relatively weak. Even if it is the reaction that many boys will have in the morning, he is very difficult...

Well, Ji Zhixia thought, it is indeed difficult for him to bring happiness to girls if he does this. Moreover, even if his nutrition has kept up, he has not changed much. At most, Meng Chi read to him before, and he reacted greatly. After a while, besides that time, he has almost nothing.

If that's the case, he's just a rookie, and he is not qualified to say that he is heterosexual.

Thinking of this, Ji Zhixia happily moved the seat for herself. It's better to be gay, anyway, Lu Dai will never despise him.

Thinking of it this way, Ji Zhixia Ming replied pokingly: "My boyfriend has been with me for more than half an hour."

Replies popped up soon, "How is it possible to lie! I don't believe in (darkness) (crawling) (foaming at the mouth)—unless you let me see."

How is it possible to let him see it.

"Is that big?"

Ji Zhixia recalled it, it was too late that night, he couldn't see it at all, but how could it be said that it was not big at this time, so he replied: "Big!"

Boys are always very concerned about this aspect, although Ji Zhixia's own is not good, but it does not prevent him from showing off with Lu Dai, well, a husband and wife are one, what's his is his, what's what is his is his!

So he is also very strong!

Thinking of this, Ji Zhixia felt happy.

Little did he know that after the early morning, his reaction would be completely opposite to what it is now, and when he saw someone complaining about his boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, husband, ex-husband, etc., he would silently reply: "I hope my husband's time can be borrowed from you half ( Hands together)"

If a netizen asks, he will definitely not say anything more, and he will cry if he talks too much.

Of course, he doesn't know what's going to happen right now.

After showing off, Ji Zhixia exited the forum contentedly.

Ji Zhixia is not a person who likes to show off, but at this moment, he can feel the joy of showing off.

Anyway, happy!

When Lu Dai entered the door, he saw the smile on the corner of his mouth, paused slightly, went to sit next to him, and asked calmly, "What's the matter? You're smiling so happily."

Ji Zhixia covered her mouth and said sullenly, "I just saw other people telling jokes on the Internet, and it's really funny."

"What joke?" Lu Dai asked along the way.

Fortunately, Ji Zhixia has seen a lot of jokes on the Internet, and when Lu Dai asked him, he could easily pick them up, "In a foreign country called Florida, a man was arrested for child pornography, and the investigators found that there were many child pornography pictures on his computer. , the man retorted that he had never done such a thing, and suspected that the computer was stolen by his cat.

The judge didn't believe it at first, but the investigators found that he had an alibi for the time when the pictures were downloaded in the computer records, and also found that the computer keyboard and mouse had cat fur and paw prints left by cats.The back really catches men's pussy online to download child pornography pictures on the spot.The man was released, but the cat was charged, hahahaha. "

Ji Zhixia's laughing point is really a bit low, if you repeat it again, you will still be laughed at by the joke.

Lu Dai was silent for a while, and after a while, he said: "When I was studying, I went to Florida, where... there are some strange people."

Ji Zhixia was taken aback, stopped laughing, and subconsciously asked, "What do you mean?"

Lu Dai said: "Since you know how to surf the Internet, you can search the news of this state online."

The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he whispered, "It's also quite interesting."

He obviously wouldn't say much, but Ji Zhixia's curiosity was aroused. He wanted to search online, but Lu Dai interrupted him, "Are you still playing games?"

"...Hit!" Ji Zhixia said.

Ji Zhixia whispered to Lu Dai, "Can you play longer with me today?"

Lu Dai asked: "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"..." Ji Zhixia said, "I can't sleep."

This is true, how can he sleep.

Lu Dai replied politely: "Okay, I will accompany you as long as you want to play."

Ji Zhixia breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, come on, let's play games."

He turned on the game and waited for Lu Dai to go online, "Let's not play ranked first, shall we? I want to try the shooter."

Lu Dai: "Why do you want to practice archery?"

Ji Zhixia let out a "huh" and said, "Because I also want to protect you, so I can't just let you stand in front of me and protect me all the time."

Although it's just a game, Ji Zhixia also wants to make some changes.

Lu Dai replied: "You can play mage."

Ji Zhixia said shyly: "Maybe... maybe not very good at it. I may not be very compatible with mages, so I want to try archers. If archers are not good enough, I will practice tanks. In this case, I can still play in the game. I will bear your injuries in front of you, so that you can output with confidence."

Lu Dai didn't say anything, and said, "Then let's match first."

Ji Zhixia took a Luban No. [-], which is the easiest shooter to catch, but again, the damage is also high.

It's just for entertainment, so Ji Zhixia is also playing casually, and practicing his proficiency by the way.

Lu Dai seems to be very serious no matter what he does, even if it's an entertainment game, he catches people everywhere and controls the dragon.

Ji Zhixia took a hero that he had never played before, but the output environment was very good, so the record was not bad.

Without losing the stars, Ji Zhixia fell in love with it once, and played a few more times with Lu Dai.

When the three were over, Ji Zhixia glanced at the time on the bottom right of the computer, it was only eight o'clock, and there were four hours left.

For the first time, Ji Zhixia felt that playing games was a torment.

Hey, I can't make such a messy plan next time. The cake I made in the afternoon has been in the refrigerator for so long, and I don't know if the taste has changed.

Ji Zhixia was a little absent-minded, and said to Lu Dai: "How about we watch a movie?"

Faced with his fickleness, Lu Dai didn't say anything, just said: "Okay."

Ji Zhixia thought to himself, Lu Dai was really obedient to him.

Lu Dai is so nice.

Next to the e-sports room is a home theater. The venue is super large and the curtain is also very large. It will be super cool to watch movies.

There is a wine cabinet next to it, which is filled with some very old red wine.

Ji Zhixia was looking for a video, but Lu Dai walked to the wine rack, took a bottle of red wine from it, took two glasses, opened them, and poured more than half of the two glasses.

Ji Zhixia saw it, and quickly said, "I don't know how to drink."

Lu Dai picked up a glass of red wine and put it on the table, "You are already 22 years old, you can already drink."

"Only children can't drink." Lu Dai said again.

Ji Zhixia: "..."

Ji Zhixia muttered, "I know how to drink."

He asked again, "Will the degree be very high?"

Lu Dai said: "This bottle doesn't have a high alcohol content, so you can't get drunk, and red wine helps you sleep. Drink a glass, and you'll sleep comfortably at night."

Ji Zhixia's heart skipped a beat, thinking, he can't sleep tonight.

Thinking of this, Ji Zhixia whispered, "That won't work, I don't want to go to bed early yet."

Lu Dai comforted her, "It's just a sleep aid, not a sleeping pill."

"Okay." Ji Zhixia said, a little coyly said: "Then I can only have one drink."

The corners of Lu Dai's lips curled up slightly, and he said in a low voice, "Well, just have one drink."

One cup is enough.