Coach, I want to play football!

Rotten Yuqiang in a rented room in Guangdong is currently watching the La Liga match on the China Sports Channel. Since the game has only started for 3 minutes, he probably won't have too many exciting shots, so he plans to go to the bathroom.

The sequelae of drinking too much beer at night.

As a result, as soon as he entered the bathroom door, he heard He Wei's familiar tenor voice on the TV.

"C Ronaldo!!!"

He just opened the zipper, thinking that Ronaldo had scored a goal, he hurriedly opened the zipper and ran into the room.

He rushed to the TV in a hurry, thinking that he would see the slow-motion replay of Ronaldo's goal, but instead saw a powerful shot hit the crossbar with a "duang~".

Bruno, who returned to defense, cleared the ball with a big kick and lifted the crisis.

"Fuck, He Wei, this guy has always been calm. Didn't he miss the goal? He yelled and scared me!"

Rotten Yuqiang swears and swears. During this period of time, he "wars" with people on the Internet, which makes him a little bit hostile and has a bad temper.

"It's too dangerous! If the goal hadn't been saved by the crossbar, the Yellow Submarine would have been scored in the first 3 minutes!" He Wei said.

Xu Yang followed suit and nodded: "That's right, it seems that Villarreal players still need a little time to get into shape!"

Only then did Rotten Yuqiang realize that he had to go to the bathroom, and took advantage of the time when Modric was about to take a corner kick in the TV camera, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom again.

Only this time, just as he reached the door of the bathroom, he heard He Wei's passionate shout again.

"Ramos!!"

Rotten Yuqiang closed the unzipped zipper again, turned back and ran back into the room.

At this time, just in time for the slow-motion replay of the corner kick, Modric's corner kick came out and Ramos was found!

Ramos pressed Paulista to take off and hit the ball, and then headed straight!

But fortunately, Asenjo concentrated and took off the ball after taking off.

"Asenjo!! Very beautiful defense. After being loaned from Atletico Madrid, he has held the main goalkeeper position of the yellow submarine for a long time. It is said that Villarreal has already contacted Atletico Madrid. To activate the buyout clause, maybe next season Asenjo will move to Villarreal permanently."

Lan Yuqiang rolled his eyes when he heard He Wei's introduction on the TV, and thought to himself that this is not a goal, you are not acting like a football poet at all today!

While the two narrators were talking off-topic, Rotten Yuqiang rushed to the bathroom in a hurry.

"This time, if you yell the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, I won't even come out!"

Cursing, aiming at the toilet and unzipping it, ready to solve some "little things in life"!

As a result, the moment the zipper was pulled open, he felt a piercing pain underneath.

"Damn... Fuck... Fuck..."

Looking down, the lock of the zipper caught that...

"Made! This is not appropriate for me!"

Rotten Yuqiang's temper immediately exploded. If there was a keyboard man standing beside him at this moment, he would probably be able to take out a 40-meter-long frozen hairtail and knock him to death!

"Hiss...ha~...hiss...ha~"

Carefully, bit by bit, he got the stuck position out, and the moment it came out, he felt so painful that he couldn't love it.

"Grass!!!"

Rotten Yuqiang cursed, relieved his emotions, and then carefully aimed at the toilet to fire.

Halfway through the "little matter", He Wei was yelling again on the TV.

"Very threatening.....Ye Qi!!!"

Rotten Yuqiang felt nothing in his heart, thinking that Lao Tzu would never rush out this time.

result.......

"The zhei ball is here! Ye Qi!!!"

"Unbelievable! Less than 6 minutes into the game, Villarreal, who seemed passive in the away game, actually scored a goal!"

Rotten Yuqiang looked disdainful, and said to himself?I'm sure I won't be fooled, whoever doesn't finish solving it is a bastard tortoise!

Wait... This guy just said that Ye Qi scored a goal?

Who scored?

Ye Qi?

Ye Qi scored a goal?

Rotten Yuqiang, who finally came to his senses, hurriedly ended the "little matter", and rushed out without even bothering to pull the zipper.

When I rushed out in front of the TV, I just caught up with the wonderful replay of the whole scoring process.

It turned out that Real Madrid suppressed the wing very badly. Marcelo cooperated with Ronaldo and hit the opponent's penalty area!

As a result, Villarreal relied on the numerical advantage on the defensive end to defend this wave of offense. After Bruno grabbed the ball, it was immediately given to Dos Santos behind Marcelo.

The Mexican took the ball and drove straight in, because without Marcelo's defense, he almost rushed up the highway!

German midfielder Khedira went to the side to defend. Dos Santos used his small skills and fake moves to deceive Khedira, and then used his body's flexibility to change direction and rush inside.

The tall Khedira was completely swayed by the opponent, and lost the best time to defend.

After rushing away from Khedira, Ramos had no choice but to come up to fill his position, and handed over the burden of defending Ye Qi in the middle to Varane.

Dos Santos did not give Ramos a chance to come up and hold him back, but after grasping the distance, a half-high ball was sent to the space behind Ramos and Varane.

At this time, Ye Qi was in place and rushed to the football landing point before Varane.

After stretching his feet, everyone thought he was going to stop the ball.Unexpectedly, he stretched out his foot to pad the ball, and the football passed high in front of Varane and flew behind him on the other side.

Then Ye Qi immediately activated and rushed over from the other side!

All the fans who knew Ye Qi saw this scene and shouted, "Damn it, when did Ye Qi have such a good little skill, and he was able to pick the ball?!"

Only Marcelino, who often trains Ye Qi, understands that this is no way to pick a ball!

"It's just that kid Ye stopped the ball and stopped, and when he stopped the ball, he was nervous and exerted force, causing the football to fly!"

It's just that luck is better, the football flew high and passed Varane. If the ball was not given the right position when it stopped, the ball would probably fly directly to the side for a hundred and eight thousand miles.

However, there is one thing that relies on Ye Qi's own efforts, that is, after discovering the mistake of stopping the ball, he did not panic, but reacted quickly, rushing over from the other side of Varane.

This caused Varane to turn around in a hurry, as embarrassed as a rotten fish turned back from the toilet.

Rotten Yuqiang was in a panic, but the matter was almost resolved.Varane's embarrassment was completely thrown away by Ye Qi!

Ye Qi, who had scored the ball, got the ball behind Varane, and then entered the penalty area!

At this moment, Casillas had already abandoned the goal and attacked, he quickly rushed towards the football at Ye Qi's feet!