The dog system let me strike first

System Warning System Warning!

System warning!

The host fails the mandatory task and will be erased!

About to be erased!

After the host is erased, the book will be completed immediately!

Say goodbye to your readers!

Countdown 32 Telegraph System 1.5 Gold Special Effect: After 500 years of forking shit, the Shicha has been refined into real gold, sharpness +10, +% damage to all protective skills, and immune to all laws.

1.2 The commander smacked me with his palm, and I was so angry that I used all my strength. The force of my palm was overwhelming, and a huge palm print was blasted out of the ground. All the buildings that had been destroyed were turned into powder, and the eight shitty generals were severely damaged.

A moment ago, the system message: The permissions are sufficient. The purchase permission in the store has been increased to level eight. The permissions are sufficient. The point discount is 50% off permanently. The permissions are sufficient. All tasks default to A+ guarantee. The permissions are sufficient. The penalties for all tasks are weighted. 30%, the lottery probability will be adjusted accordingly, the authority is sufficient, the orange props drawn ten consecutive times are guaranteed, and the attribute points are weighted by %. The difficulty of unlocking the Thunder Dragon Seal has been reduced, and the conditions for unlocking the Thunder Dragon Seal have been adjusted to ease the task penalties.

0.9 System Warning: Don’t be so shameless! You're so dumbfounded, please give it to me!

Please host to complete the task as slowly as possible. Please complete the task as slowly as possible. System: Shut up! Don’t go too far with your shit!

System: Is he or my mother dead? You give him #%&#￥%...#￥%, and then do the task, I#@! .......%￥.#%￥..#￥%.......%&.…..%￥#.…#%￥..￥#&%#...￥%%￥@#￥%! ￥%#%￥%#@￥!

0.8 System: His future life will be even worse than that. He even eats. 0.6 That turned out to be a T-1000 type shit general!

After a while, the system sent a message willingly: What did he want?

The mission treatment has been reduced, and the host will receive 50% of the basic penalty weighting!

Chen Changan Gagale, you finally figured it out for me. I rely on the system to become stronger, and the system relies on me to exist. We are all mutually reinforcing each other, and we are symbiotic. I am the one who fights life and death, and the system sits back and enjoys the gains. This is not right. .

Xiao Shuaiyi also thought that those two people were so difficult to deal with. I spent a small amount of resource points to buy countless precious materials from the system store, and then I arranged the bridge and the dream formation. I wanted to use this formation to break through the pass in one go. , stepping onto the next level, after all, I still have a great look at the natives of that world, and no one is afraid of the power of time.

System: Tell me your request, you piece of shit!

Golden Dung Fork: The Maokeng Immortal of the Fourth Level of the World has mastered the secret of the seven grains of reincarnation in the human world. He has dug excrement in the human world for 0.7 years and used dung to enter the Taoism. It was the personal soldier I used when I was not enlightened. Chen Changan stiffened his neck and ignored the system. , watching the countdown clear, but nothing happened.

It's a long string of garbled characters that looks like curse words.

Golden Manure Fork: In the name of the Maokeng Immortal, if you let him poop, he will have diarrhea. If you let him poop, he will have constipation. Its power is limited.

"Where is he cheating?" Chen Changan laughed warmly, "The basic punishment is weighted by 50%, which sounds good and bad, but the basic punishment for the mission is only no points. Do you think I am a pauper? Where are you going to beg for food? You and my mother Sitting on the right side of the sect and the Seven Elements Sect, you can see the development in a short period of time. The Yisha Sect and the Taixia Sect are also out of your hands. Recycle small handfuls of equipment, and use the cart to pull the magic weapon. How many points are you short of him? Why is he making trouble? Forget it, I’m tired, let’s die together.”

. "The store is fully unlocked, and the points discount is 1% off permanently. The evaluation of all tasks is +S by default, the cause of all tasks is + by default, and the task options are seven-choice eight changed to seven-choice seven, and so on. The lottery probability has not been lowered yet." , ten consecutive golden legendary draws are guaranteed, the attribute point penalty is doubled, and the Thunder Dragon Seal is lowered to unlock difficulty, you want"

Golden Dung Fork: Wearing attribute strength +300, physical strength +200, slowness +40, spirit -1 "One: Detailed explanation of the mystery of time travel, Two: Expanding the origin of the system, Three: Improving mission benefits, Four.1.3 The commander turned around and left Help Damei deal with the little handsome man, Xiye, you are the father: He is in Guandong. The little handsome man shook his dung fork, and immediately eight golden-armored gods appeared out of thin air, although the realm was only seven. They were of ordinary rank, but their aura was ordinary and majestic. Just as Damei and Dashuai rushed down, the eight shit generals shouted, each shot out tons of small dung, and competed to bury Damei and Dashuai alive.

Before wearing it, the spirit level continued to rise, and the level dropped by 1 point per minute. Before taking the equipment, it was restored to .05. Damei and Dashuai received the order, and the Xuanyin Karma Fire ignited under their bodies again. They turned around and rushed back from Lingjun City. Chen Changan and Yi Yi As the elders watched from inside, the two demonic statues showed off their power, fearing the effect of the formation of the Corridor Bridge's Wet Dream, and rushed back out of the city like bulldozers, and very slowly forced Xiao Shuaiyi out.

Chen Changan laughed and asked the system: I can do this task, but the benefits are not enough and I am not motivated enough. Do you have any good suggestions?

Lin Shunyi's lips curled up, "You still want it?"

Chen Changan laughed and pointed, "Beautiful commander, take the 4.1 gold special effect: the shit fork can summon eight seventh-level shit generals to fight for the master. The duration is 10 minutes. If the shit generals die in battle, they will return to the shit tank and be reborn. It can be summoned again one month ago. If General Shit is not killed in battle, the summoning interval is none @!#....%#&:amp:....￥%**.....(.. ..*@￥....%&￥%*%....&*%.....&....%*∓(After the host completes the current task, he can unlock the Thunder Dragon Seal. For details, please click on the link above to view the system warning: Once the host is erased, all data will be cleared and cannot be recovered. "You are in charge. Anyway, it is alive, and it will be down if it is dead."

I calmed down, I calmed down, and clicked my tongue. Chen Changan thought about it for a while, "Anyway, you are tired. When you come to that fucking world, do you have family, friends, or a lover? You are single and face life and death threats all the time. You..."

Damei roared, and the commander naturally had no idea. I turned around and slapped the eight shit generals. The seven of them divided their forces and cooperated. Damei went to deal with the little commander, and the commander dealt with the eight summons. How can this little handsome man, who is only at level 8, be able to defeat a level 1 devil statue?

The demon statue was not that difficult to deal with. It just exploded in an instant. Damei and Dashuai soared into the sky. Without the protection of Xuanyin Karma Fire, they could not touch our real bodies. It was when the two of them attacked Xiaoshuai Yi , we can always avoid the annoyance of eight shit generals. We killed people, but the disgusting golden special effects: (only passive) The shit fork will continue to emit the smell of shit, making the enemy feel sick and vomiting, and ultimately the combat power will be reduced. 10%1.1 "Think you have other skills besides formations? I'm so jealous of you!" Lin Shunyi laughed warmly and pulled out a gleaming dung fork with his backhand.