pond fish

"So you haven't reconciled?" Gu Siyuan said, "But I think my second brother thinks you are reconciled, right?"

"Pfft." Zhao Bao'er laughed, "Anyway, I think it's two different things. Just because I talked to him doesn't mean we've reconciled. I just forgive him. I'll take care of him tonight!"

Now Gu Siyuan laughed loudly, and immediately said, "Okay, okay, clean him up, clean him up, I like to hear this! Especially clean up at night, hehe, I'm so excited just thinking about it!"

Zhao Baoer poked her head, "Dirty!"

Gu Siyuan said with an innocent face, "I didn't say anything, why did I get dirty? You are the one who is dirty!"

Zhao Baoer said, "Not at all!"

Gu Siyuan scratched her, "There is one! You little thief king!"

The two laughed and quarreled for a while, Gu Siyuan said, "Do you want to sleep?"

Zhao Baoer smacked her lips, "I was woken up by you."

Gu Siyuan said, "Blame me."

Zhao Baoer nodded, "Yes."

Gu Siyuan: "......"

"You quirky little cutie!" Gu Siyuan scolded her.

Zhao Baoer made a grimace, "You are not!"

The two laughed together again.

It feels so good to be with my biological best friend, and the two of them can't think of leaving.

Tired of laughing, Zhao Baoer said, "Oh, you said it would be great if Lin Jiajia was there!"

Now Gu Siyuan immediately jumped up like three hundred catties of chicken blood, and said, "Yes, yes, yes, yes! I think so too, so you are also licking Big Brother and Lin Gou, right?"

"Of course!" Zhao Bao'er nodded vigorously immediately, "Don't say it, it's so awesome!"

Gu Siyuan also agreed, "I think so too! I was so drunk that night that I didn't know clearly, to be honest, I didn't see clearly. You are close, can you see clearly?"

Zhao Bao'er blinked, and said, "I'm not much better, I just feel like she's writhing like a loach. Brother seems to be terrified, I can't remember."

"Frightened?!!!!" Gu Siyuan burst out laughing immediately, and then laughed out loud, and couldn't stop laughing.

Zhao Baoer was also amused. She patted her with her hands and said with a smile, "What are you doing? You laughed so exaggeratedly. I can't remember clearly. I vaguely remember it. I don't know if I remember it wrong."

"Hahahaha." Gu Siyuan laughed for a long time before stopping, "Frightened! I like this adjective so much, I can imagine what it would be like to have a frightened expression on the face of an old cadre like my elder brother."

Zhao Bao'er laughed when she heard it, and said, "Isn't it, it's very CP, isn't it? But I really can't remember whether I touched my thigh or not, I have no impression."

Gu Siyuan said, "Me too. But it doesn't matter if she touches it or not, anyway, we insist on touching it!"

Zhao Baoer snapped his fingers, "It's fine!"

The two laughed again.

Gu Siyuan said, "However, the faces of the two of them, the feeling is also very good, and Lin Jiajia is useless and cowardly, I think it is inexplicable to match my elder brother."

Zhao Baoer said, "Does Lin Jiajia know what you say?"

Gu Siyuan said, "I'll say the same in front of her."

Zhao Bao'er was very happy, and said, "How about it, this is the joy of enjoying CP together, isn't it?"

Gu Siyuan nodded vigorously, and said foolishly, "I'm so happy! I, my biological girlfriends who grew up wearing crotch pants, one became my second sister-in-law, and the other became my sister-in-law. My God, I must be the happiest in the world The happiest sister!! Thinking about me, the beauty is bubbling, I am so happy! From now on, the three of us will have a meal at home every day, hahahaha, it’s so nice!"

Zhao Baoer was also giggled by Gu Siyuan, she was really nice and happy!

But looking at Gu Siyuan like this, she is really silly and sweet...

The high IQ of the Gu family, um, it seems, was not inherited to Gu Xiaowu? ? ?

After Gu Siyuan finished laughing, she immediately said, "So tell me, how do we match them up? Why don't we just cook raw rice and cook cooked rice!"

Zhao Baoer was frightened by Gu Siyuan's sudden proposal, and hurriedly said, "Wait, wait! Calm down, calm down first, don't get excited! You can't do this!"

Gu Siyuan said, "Why can't you? I think it's more generous."

Zhao Baoer: "......"

"No, you are too fierce, too blunt, understand." Zhao Baoer persuaded Gu Siyuan.

Gu Siyuan said, "It's okay!"

Zhao Baoer: "..."

Zhao Bao'er was really afraid that Gu Siyuan would do this on impulse, so she thought about it and said, "Let me tell you, Gu Xiaowu, if you do this, be careful of Lin Jiajia's way of doing it! In this way, You don't have anything to say at that time, after all, you deal with others first."

When Zhao Baoer said this, Gu Siyuan shivered in fright, and immediately said, "Uh, uh, yes, yes, yes, you are right! You can't do this! It's impossible to do this, after all, Lin Gou is our own pig iron Girlfriend, you can't cheat people like this!"

Gu Siyuan's style of painting changed too quickly, making Zhao Bao'er laugh, and then said, "Take your time, don't worry."

"Yeah!" Gu Siyuan nodded solemnly, "No hurry, no hurry!"

Zhao Baoer wanted to laugh again, and said with a smile, "Although we are very happy drinking cp, do you know what your second brother said?"

Gu Siyuan widened her eyes, thought for a while and said, "I know, I know, I'll imitate it, ahem. My second brother must have said this: Impossible! You, you, you, you don't have to worry about your own affairs Are you going to take care of others? Gu Siyan is going to run for president in the second half of the year, and it is basically a certainty that he will run away. Can Lin Jiajia be qualified to be the mother of the country?"

Now Zhao Baoer changed Zhao Baoer's eyes, and said, "I'll go, it's okay, sister, the imitation is almost inseparable, probably that's what it means, you know your second brother quite well."

Gu Siyuan laughed and said, "Routine operation! You have to know that my second brother is very venomous and likes to pour cold water the most, but what he said is the truth."

"Although it's true." Zhao Bao'er pouted, "but it's just that the president is not the emperor, and it's not like he won't come down forever. Isn't it how long he will come down after being re-elected?"

Gu Siyuan said, "The rule is that one term is for three years, and after three consecutive terms, you can't serve again. But this was in the past. The previous presidents were all older. They started to serve in their 40s. My elder brother is considered the youngest at this age, so I don’t know if he will be extended.”

"Then it won't last forever anyway." Zhao Baoer said.

Gu Siyuan said, "But the third term is too long, nine years..."

Zhao Baoer said, "So don't drink it anymore?"

Gu Siyuan scratched her head and said, "That's not true. I personally think so. Whether it's the governor or the president, it's just my elder brother's job. What kind of wife will I marry him? It doesn't matter, right? Besides, our Lin Gou, no, Lin Jiajia, what's wrong, it's also very good! There's nothing to be ashamed of!"

"Yeah." Zhao Bao'er nodded, "I think so too. So do you think I'm angry?"

Gu Siyuan said, "Well, then you should train and train my second brother well. We must let him drink cp with us and be a matchmaker together!"

Zhao Baoer licked her lips and said, "Well, I think so too!"

In fact, thinking about Gu Sinian being a matchmaker with them, this scene is a bit scary no matter how you think about it, Zhao Baoer really can't imagine what it would be like for Gu Sinian to be a matchmaker, it's too unnatural!

Having said that, Gu Siyuan said, "How about it, my second brother feels better now after talking about it with you, isn't he so angry?"

Zhao Bao'er thought for a while, and said, "Well, it's really effective!"

Gu Siyuan: "......"

"Then what are we doing now? Watching dramas or playing games?" Gu Siyuan asked again.

Zhao Baoer pondered for a while, thought for a while, and suddenly said, "I want to cook for your second brother myself tonight!"

Zhao Baoer's words scared Gu Siyuan almost from the bed, and said in horror, "ah, what, what are you talking about? You want to cook for my second brother? Are you crazy? You don't want to poison me Brother, right?"

Seeing that Gu Siyuan was quite frightened, Zhao Baoer frowned and said, "I'll go, what are you talking about, the poison won't kill me! I'm not stupid!"

Gu Siyuan stretched out her hand and touched her forehead, and said, "This kid doesn't have a fever, why did he start talking nonsense? Have you been in the kitchen since you were a child, dear, what do you cook? Also, you are not angry, Haven't you reconciled with him yet? Then why do you, the old man, want to cook for him yourself? To be honest, your brain circuit, forgive me for my ignorance, I really don't understand it. "

Zhao Bao'er looked at Gu Siyuan solemnly and said, "Is there any necessary connection between the fact that I personally cook for him and the fact that I am still angry with him?"

Gu Siyuan's eyes widened, "Isn't there an inevitable connection? Are you angry that you should ignore him, scold him and accuse him, ask him to apologize to you and coax you, why do you want to cook for him instead? Is it? Is it a Hongmen Banquet?!!!"

Zhao Bao'er laughed and said, "Look, you're nervous, there's no such thing as a Hongmen banquet, it's just a sudden desire to cook for him, cooking for him doesn't mean I won't be angry, these are two different things. I I want to cook for him simply because he said a lot of good things to me today, and I am very happy."

Gu Siyuan was defeated and said, "Well, I, baby, well, I can only support you."

Zhao Baoer laughed and said, "Then what do you think I will give him? What does he like to eat?"

Gu Siyuan thought about it hard, and after thinking for a while, she said, "To be honest, the advice I give you here is that you should not embarrass yourself. My chefs are all from the Dragon Emperor Pavilion. My second brother cooks every day. This kind of food, tell me, how do you make this meal? Let the chef teach you how to do it?"

"No!" Zhao Baoer immediately shook her head like a rattle, she didn't want it!

The chef in Gu's kitchen makes every single dish extremely complicated, and even changes it every day. Doesn't she know that she has been eating at Gu's for so long?

She will never learn!

too difficult!

"Then what are you going to do?" Gu Siyuan asked involuntarily, "Seafood? Western food? Japanese food? French food, or..."

"Stop, stop." Zhao Baoer said, "Don't embarrass me! It's all simple!"

Gu Siyuan thought hard again, and suddenly she had an idea, "Cook a shrimp, baby! This is simple! Cook it and it's ready! Let the kitchen prepare the dipping sauce for you!"

Zhao Baoer: "..."

Zhao Baoer looked at Gu Siyuan speechlessly and said, "Gu Xiaowu, you look down on me so much, what is cooking shrimp? I might as well pour a glass of water for cooking shrimp."

"Yes!" Gu Siyuan immediately said, "I think you pour a glass of water for my second brother yourself, and then you touch his hand in a dainty manner, and say coquettishly: My husband drinks water. I guarantee it will work better than anything else!"

Zhao Bao'er gave Gu Siyuan a blank look, and said, "Then your second brother's request is too low!"

Gu Siyuan immediately said, "Trust me! My second brother is absolutely low-demand. If you don't believe me, you can try it tonight! A glass of water can move him so much, I really don't need to cook!"

Zhao Baoer said, "I won't, I will do it!"

Gu Siyuan: "......"

"Forget it, I'll check it online myself." Zhao Baoer picked up the phone and started to check it seriously.

Gu Siyuan really couldn't persuade her, so she just called Lin Jiajia, turned on the speakerphone, and when Lin Jiajia picked it up, she said, "Hey, Lin Gou, Zhao Baoer is going to cook for my second brother tonight, do you have any questions?" I don't have a good suggestion, what kind of meal should I make? It should be something that she can cook and my second brother can eat, and it can't be too complicated."

Lin Jiajia, who was drinking water, sprayed the water out of her mouth with a puff, then immediately wiped the water with a paper towel, and said, "No, what did you just say, Zhao Baoer is going to cook for your second brother? What happened to her? Is it exciting or something? Did you understand it wrong? Is there a possibility that what she said about cooking is not what you understand????"

Gu Siyuan: "......"

"Get lost." Gu Siyuan scolded with a smile, "It's just cooking, serious cooking!"

"Uh." Lin Jiajia uttered, scratched her head, and said, "If she really wants to do this, let me think about it, let me think about it, yes! The whole shrimp! The Australian super king lobster, my family came this morning How many, it’s so big, I’ll send it to you later? I guess the whole one is enough for Mr. Gu to eat. You don’t need any dipping sauce, just eat it directly, it’s really sweet! One is not enough for two, anyway, put it in the pot Let it turn red and eat it!"

Gu Siyuan: "......."

Zhao Baoer who is checking Baidu: "......"

Seeing that Gu Siyuan didn't speak, Lin Jiajia said proudly, "Well, my proposal is not bad, I'll send someone to send it later, two, let me tell you, they are super big."

After being silent for two seconds, Gu Siyuan said, "At least I suggested that she let the kitchen prepare the dipping sauce for her. Good guy, you've even saved the dipping sauce! Your second brother eats plain ones?"

Lin Jiajia said, "Huh? You also said steamed king lobster?"

Gu Siyuan said, "No, I mean cooking."

Lin Jiajia: "......."

Zhao Bao'er finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "You two are enough! I've checked it out! You don't need to suggest it!"

Now Lin Jiajia and Gu Siyuan immediately asked in unison, "What are you going to do?"

Zhao Baoer said confidently, "Egg fried rice!"

Gu Siyuan: "......"

Lin Jiajia: "......."

"This is so difficult!" Lin Jiajia couldn't help saying, "Forget it, you listen to me, and steam a shrimp yourself!"

Zhao Baoer said, "I'm not blind."

Lin Jiajia: "......."

Gu Siyuan said, "Otherwise, it really won't work, we can cook a boiled egg!!!"

Lin Jiajia immediately said, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Zhao Baoer: "......"

"Or, how about boiled eggs with king shrimp? By the way, you can also boil some vegetables, high protein, green pigment and high fiber, perfect!" Lin Jiajia suggested.

"Not bad." Gu Siyuan also echoed.

Zhao Baoer said, "No, just make fried rice with eggs, or that kind of fried rice with mixed eggs!"

Gu Siyuan blinked, "Are you really sure?"

Zhao Baoer nodded, "Sure, there is a very simple way to do it, just follow along, who wouldn't."

Gu Siyuan thought for a while, "Since this is the case, it's fine, I support you!"

Zhao Baoer nodded, "I'm going to do it slowly, and I'll do it when Gu Sinian just arrives home."

Gu Siyuan could only say, "Okay, I'll accompany you."

Only then did Zhao Baoer laugh.

Lin Jiajia said, "I really want to see it too."

Gu Siyuan immediately said, "Come on, come on, my elder brother will go home for dinner tonight too."

Lin Jiajia said, "No, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to come to the kitchen to see if Zhao Baoer would blow up your kitchen?!"

Zhao Baoer said, "No, there are tutorials, and it's not that there is no chef in the kitchen, the chef will help me, blowing it up is too exaggerated."

Lin Jiajia said, "Well, I hope so, but how can you move Erye Gu so much? Speaking of which, what did Erye do to you to make you become a good wife and mother?" ?”

Now Gu Siyuan laughed and said, "My second brother said a lot of good things."

Lin Jiajia's eyes widened immediately when she heard this, "I'm going! Really! Impossible?? Gu Erye would also be obedient? It's unimaginable!"

Zhao Bao'er laughed and said, "That's right, so I'm going to cook. Although it's not so interesting, it's still pretty good."

Lin Jiajia said, "What did he say? Let me guess! Could it be my baby, I love you, I will always love you, only you, and you will never leave me, these words?"

Zhao Baoer said, "It's not so nasty."

Lin Jiajia said, "Then you're not going to make him feel bad once?"

Gu Siyuan laughed out loud.

Lin Jiajia continued, "Is he worthy of your meal if he is not nasty once? Or is he ashamed not to be nasty once he eats your meal? ,arrange!"

Zhao Baoer blinked, tsk, disgusting......