I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?
Chapter 161 Miss Mountain God Shed Tears of Regret
"Oh? Can you...?"
Lu Sumu's eyes brightened.
It's not that he's bothered, it's just that he really wants to obtain a new channel to solve evil spirits.
It's good to practice with Shang Zhi and the others, but they can't take it anymore...
After all, this evil aura originated from the Red Lotus Demon Lord. It was not an ordinary little evil aura, but a very pure and sinful thing.
"If I can't deal with this evil spirit in you, am I still worthy of being a mountain god?"
In the eyes of the mountain god, this guy's evil aura is at most the result of practicing a low-level evil method.
Judging from his current cultivation base and physical fitness...
How difficult can it be?
Get it done casually!
Obviously, she doesn't know now that she is about to shed tears of regret for belittling Lu Sumu.
"Then, let's go? I'll invite Sister Shanshen to my room to see something nice."
Lu Sumu stopped being polite to her, untied her directly, and hugged her easily.
The mountain god blushed and accepted his hug.
Anyway, you can't escape, so let's accept our fate!At least, this man is quite handsome, and he looks like he has a good background... Maybe he has found a treasure.
Thinking of this, the mountain god even took the initiative to wrap his arms around his neck.
Lu Sumu strode away from the firewood room.
Hearing the door close with a "bang", Hua Shen's heart felt cold.
She was crying very restrained just now, but now she just lay down and began to cry.
She regrets it!
Obviously the last time Lu Sumu came here, he gave her the pill first.
Why didn't she seize the opportunity early, but gave the opportunity to the mountain god, a bitch?
She hates it!
When will Lu Sumu come next time?
How many times will she be beaten by the bad snake Hei Yan?
By the way, there is also the escaped water god!
This bitch, is she really not going to save people?After all, they are fairies who enjoy the worship of Muling Mountain together!
……
……
After an evening of yoga classes.
Lu Sumu was pleasantly surprised to find that his kindness had advanced to a small level!
Good guy, so there is such a benefit in cultivating with the fairy?
He was refreshed, but the mountain god shed tears of remorse, and the look in his eyes became full of fear.
Who is this!
His evil spirit doesn't seem like something that a monk under the tribulation period can have. It's really just practicing evil methods... that's all?is that a lie!
"Are you hungry? I'll feed you later." Lu Sumu put on his clothes to cover his strong abdominal muscles.
"roll!"
The mountain god picked up the pillow and threw it on him.
"You are endless! If you want me to die, just say it!"
Lu Sumu caught the pillow with a dazed expression, and said, "Have you never eaten noodles? The noodles made by my brother Zheng Cheng are delicious, and you will regret it if you don't eat them."
Mountain God: "..."
It's really noodles!
After a while, Zheng Cheng cooked two large bowls of noodles and brought them into the house.
Lu Sumu didn't feel hungry at first, but smelling the aroma of noodles, he still ate a lot.
As for the starving mountain god, he was not polite and just finished a full bowl.
"Brother! I heard a big news today. It is said that a beam of light appeared in the southeast of Muling Mountain. It looks awesome." Zheng Cheng said this, then suddenly covered his mouth, and looked at the mountain god warily. One glance: "Oh, without the beam of light, you didn't hear anything!"
Mountain God: "..."
This kid's brain is really not good.
She snorted coldly and said, "I am also one of the patron saints of Muling Mountain. Is there anything in Muling Mountain that I don't know about?"
Lu Sumu: "Really? Let me test you, how many trees are there in Muling Mountain?"
Mountain God: "..."
This kid also seems to be out of his mind.
No wonder the two became friends.
When she regained her airs of being a fairy, Lu Sumu pinched her under the table again, reminding her of the pain of cultivation in minutes.
"Can you be serious! I'm just cooperating with you, I don't mean to commit myself to you!"
The mountain god's mouth is stubborn, but in fact, his eyes are still very empty.
Seeing that she was honest, Lu Sumu didn't make things difficult for her anymore.
"Let me ask you a serious question. Tell me, judging from the current situation, when will the treasure land be fully opened?"
"Three days later."
The mountain god gave an accurate answer.
And, she took advantage of the opportunity to put forward her own suggestion: "I suggest you, before entering the treasure land, capture the water god back."
"Oh? Why?"
Lu Sumu naturally planned to get the water god back.
After all, the three patron saints of Muling Mountain each have their own magical functions!If one fairy's buff is missing, then he will suffer a lot, and he doesn't want to suffer any loss visible to the naked eye.
The mountain god smiled and said, "She is whiter than us."
Lu Sumu: "...Huh?"
The mountain god deliberately put on an ambiguous tone: "Besides, she is a water god."
Lu Sumu: "...Oh!"
Seems to understand something incredible.
Well, now the question is coming, the water god has gone far, what should he do to get this guy back?
"I don't know about that! You'd better go find it yourself."
The mountain god said that he would never betray his sisters, but he secretly drew a spider in Lu Sumu's palm.
Lu Sumu froze for a moment.
spider?
Could it be that to find clues to the water god, you have to ask that pink spider who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?
……
The moon is dark and the wind is high.
The spider mother squatted in the grass with a dignified face, holding the broken pink eggshell in her hand.
Fingers trembling.
The heart is also trembling.
"How many times? How many times... how many times! Who is this shameless person who can accurately find my egg every day and break it every day! Who, who is it?!"
Her cry of grief and indignation turned into a sharp whistling sound.
"I'm going to eat you, I'm going to eat you alive! Ahhh...!"
And at this moment, a drop of blue water precisely landed on her shoulder.
The howling of the spider mother came to an abrupt end.
She turned her head slightly, looking over her shoulder.
The blue water drop gradually became bigger, like a blue water elf, shaking slightly, emitting a faint wave of light.
"Spider Mother, long time no see. I went to your lair to look for you, and found that you seem to have moved."
The voice of the water god came from the water drops.
It was obviously very close, but the voice sounded very far away.
"move place?!"
The anger that the spider mother had suppressed just now was drawn out again by this sentence.
"It was forcibly bulldozed! Damn Lu Sumu, sooner or later I will bite him to death."
"Then let's cooperate."
The water god chuckled, and stroked the spider mother's face with a soft jet of water.
"When we work together to catch him, you can eat whatever you want."
Lu Sumu's eyes brightened.
It's not that he's bothered, it's just that he really wants to obtain a new channel to solve evil spirits.
It's good to practice with Shang Zhi and the others, but they can't take it anymore...
After all, this evil aura originated from the Red Lotus Demon Lord. It was not an ordinary little evil aura, but a very pure and sinful thing.
"If I can't deal with this evil spirit in you, am I still worthy of being a mountain god?"
In the eyes of the mountain god, this guy's evil aura is at most the result of practicing a low-level evil method.
Judging from his current cultivation base and physical fitness...
How difficult can it be?
Get it done casually!
Obviously, she doesn't know now that she is about to shed tears of regret for belittling Lu Sumu.
"Then, let's go? I'll invite Sister Shanshen to my room to see something nice."
Lu Sumu stopped being polite to her, untied her directly, and hugged her easily.
The mountain god blushed and accepted his hug.
Anyway, you can't escape, so let's accept our fate!At least, this man is quite handsome, and he looks like he has a good background... Maybe he has found a treasure.
Thinking of this, the mountain god even took the initiative to wrap his arms around his neck.
Lu Sumu strode away from the firewood room.
Hearing the door close with a "bang", Hua Shen's heart felt cold.
She was crying very restrained just now, but now she just lay down and began to cry.
She regrets it!
Obviously the last time Lu Sumu came here, he gave her the pill first.
Why didn't she seize the opportunity early, but gave the opportunity to the mountain god, a bitch?
She hates it!
When will Lu Sumu come next time?
How many times will she be beaten by the bad snake Hei Yan?
By the way, there is also the escaped water god!
This bitch, is she really not going to save people?After all, they are fairies who enjoy the worship of Muling Mountain together!
……
……
After an evening of yoga classes.
Lu Sumu was pleasantly surprised to find that his kindness had advanced to a small level!
Good guy, so there is such a benefit in cultivating with the fairy?
He was refreshed, but the mountain god shed tears of remorse, and the look in his eyes became full of fear.
Who is this!
His evil spirit doesn't seem like something that a monk under the tribulation period can have. It's really just practicing evil methods... that's all?is that a lie!
"Are you hungry? I'll feed you later." Lu Sumu put on his clothes to cover his strong abdominal muscles.
"roll!"
The mountain god picked up the pillow and threw it on him.
"You are endless! If you want me to die, just say it!"
Lu Sumu caught the pillow with a dazed expression, and said, "Have you never eaten noodles? The noodles made by my brother Zheng Cheng are delicious, and you will regret it if you don't eat them."
Mountain God: "..."
It's really noodles!
After a while, Zheng Cheng cooked two large bowls of noodles and brought them into the house.
Lu Sumu didn't feel hungry at first, but smelling the aroma of noodles, he still ate a lot.
As for the starving mountain god, he was not polite and just finished a full bowl.
"Brother! I heard a big news today. It is said that a beam of light appeared in the southeast of Muling Mountain. It looks awesome." Zheng Cheng said this, then suddenly covered his mouth, and looked at the mountain god warily. One glance: "Oh, without the beam of light, you didn't hear anything!"
Mountain God: "..."
This kid's brain is really not good.
She snorted coldly and said, "I am also one of the patron saints of Muling Mountain. Is there anything in Muling Mountain that I don't know about?"
Lu Sumu: "Really? Let me test you, how many trees are there in Muling Mountain?"
Mountain God: "..."
This kid also seems to be out of his mind.
No wonder the two became friends.
When she regained her airs of being a fairy, Lu Sumu pinched her under the table again, reminding her of the pain of cultivation in minutes.
"Can you be serious! I'm just cooperating with you, I don't mean to commit myself to you!"
The mountain god's mouth is stubborn, but in fact, his eyes are still very empty.
Seeing that she was honest, Lu Sumu didn't make things difficult for her anymore.
"Let me ask you a serious question. Tell me, judging from the current situation, when will the treasure land be fully opened?"
"Three days later."
The mountain god gave an accurate answer.
And, she took advantage of the opportunity to put forward her own suggestion: "I suggest you, before entering the treasure land, capture the water god back."
"Oh? Why?"
Lu Sumu naturally planned to get the water god back.
After all, the three patron saints of Muling Mountain each have their own magical functions!If one fairy's buff is missing, then he will suffer a lot, and he doesn't want to suffer any loss visible to the naked eye.
The mountain god smiled and said, "She is whiter than us."
Lu Sumu: "...Huh?"
The mountain god deliberately put on an ambiguous tone: "Besides, she is a water god."
Lu Sumu: "...Oh!"
Seems to understand something incredible.
Well, now the question is coming, the water god has gone far, what should he do to get this guy back?
"I don't know about that! You'd better go find it yourself."
The mountain god said that he would never betray his sisters, but he secretly drew a spider in Lu Sumu's palm.
Lu Sumu froze for a moment.
spider?
Could it be that to find clues to the water god, you have to ask that pink spider who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?
……
The moon is dark and the wind is high.
The spider mother squatted in the grass with a dignified face, holding the broken pink eggshell in her hand.
Fingers trembling.
The heart is also trembling.
"How many times? How many times... how many times! Who is this shameless person who can accurately find my egg every day and break it every day! Who, who is it?!"
Her cry of grief and indignation turned into a sharp whistling sound.
"I'm going to eat you, I'm going to eat you alive! Ahhh...!"
And at this moment, a drop of blue water precisely landed on her shoulder.
The howling of the spider mother came to an abrupt end.
She turned her head slightly, looking over her shoulder.
The blue water drop gradually became bigger, like a blue water elf, shaking slightly, emitting a faint wave of light.
"Spider Mother, long time no see. I went to your lair to look for you, and found that you seem to have moved."
The voice of the water god came from the water drops.
It was obviously very close, but the voice sounded very far away.
"move place?!"
The anger that the spider mother had suppressed just now was drawn out again by this sentence.
"It was forcibly bulldozed! Damn Lu Sumu, sooner or later I will bite him to death."
"Then let's cooperate."
The water god chuckled, and stroked the spider mother's face with a soft jet of water.
"When we work together to catch him, you can eat whatever you want."
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