I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?

The moment the door was opened, Lu Sumu quickly made a move, directly hitting the opponent's vitals...

"Ah!!! Brother Lu, what are you doing?"

Junior Sister Nan Xing standing at the door screamed and quickly squatted down, just avoiding his big and thick stick.

"When someone comes to bring you snacks, how can you beat someone!"

Lu Sumu withdrew the stick expressionlessly, and said flatly, "Oh, is that so? Where is the snack?"

The person in front of him is [-]% not Nan Xing.

If you want to ask him how he is sure... nonsense!How many women has he studied in the past few years!It's hard for him to say what the women in other places are like, but these women in Qingming Mountain, as long as they are a bit pretty, he has studied them carefully!

Not to mention the smell on their bodies, even the color of their bellybands is basically clear...

"Well, it fell to the ground."

Saying so, she glared at him angrily.

"Senior Brother Lu is a bastard, I don't like Senior Brother Lu anymore."

Lu Sumu: "Oh."

This tone of voice, it can be heard that he is deliberately imitating Nan Xing, but...he said everything, really deliberately.

Others may not be able to see anything, but he, Lu Sumu, can still see it.

A place like Qingming Mountain is also a gathering place for orthodox monks, and it is almost impossible for ordinary evil spirits to sneak in.

There was indeed no evil aura on the person in front of him.

However, no matter how Lu Sumu looked at her, she didn't look like a human being...

"It's nothing, you can go back first." Lu Sumu didn't let the other party enter the room, and took a step back, ready to close the door directly.

However, at this time, Nan Xing pressed the door frame tightly, and took a step closer: "Senior Brother Lu, did I say, are the dim sum just on the ground?"

As soon as she moved, the tulle on her shoulders slipped slightly.

What a big slippery shoulder!

But it's a pity that Lu Sumu has a lot of experience and knowledge, and there is no disturbance in his heart: "Little sister, if you come closer to me again, I don't guarantee what will happen."

"Ah? Oh, I hate it, Senior Brother Lu..."

She took the opportunity to squeeze another step into the door, flirtatiously winked at him, and touched Lu Sumu's shoulder with her slender hands.

"Since you said so, let me come in, let's have a good chat~"

……

After three seconds.

With a sudden grabbing move, Lu Sumu cut Nan Xing's hands backwards and pinned them to the wall.

He yelled at Zheng Cheng who was dumbfounded: "Hey! What are you waiting for, bring the rope!"

"Oh oh oh oh!"

Although Zheng Cheng was a little silly, he could tell that there was something wrong with Junior Sister Nan Xing tonight.

So, he immediately took out two hemp ropes that were usually used to tie pigs, and handed them to Lu Sumu.

"Quickly, tie her up! By the way, buddy, if we tie up the emperor's daughter, will we kill her? Ahhh... I'll tie her up. I'm rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so I'm not afraid of being beaten by the emperor!"

Lu Sumu looked at the second idiot helplessly, and said, "Stop rambling! If you have nothing to do now, hurry up and report to Senior Sister Leng and the head of the sect, and ask them to come quickly."

This kind of unusual matter is obviously beyond the scope of what an ordinary disciple like him can handle.

After all, Junior Sister is not an ordinary person...

I can't treat her like a monster, stabbing her to death with a stick.

"Oh!"

Zheng Cheng decisively picked up a coat, draped it over his shoulders, and ran out in a hurry.

"Brother, just wait, I will definitely be right back!"

……

Junior Sister Nan Xing, who was half awake, opened her eyes depressedly.

She felt as if she had a very realistic dream. In the dream, she could do whatever she wanted to Senior Brother Lu. Anyway, after waking up from the dream, no one knew what happened.

Looking at Lu Sumu with the halo in front of him, Nan Xing laughed twice.

"Senior brother Lu, you two ropes, how can you tie someone up?"

While speaking, the spiritual power rioted, "click", "click", and the rope snapped!

Lu Sumu turned pale with shock: "Hey, don't mess around!"

"Hehehe~"

Since it is in a dream, there is no need to pretend to be a pure and beautiful girl!

Nan Xing rubbed his fists, showing the same expression of Cthulhu Sauce.

"Senior brother Lu, stop shouting, it's useless for you to break your throat, just obediently put your arms around and catch him, hehehe!"

It's over, it's over, it's over.

Lu Sumu complained so much that he really wanted to beat her to death with a stick!

However, looking at the thick stick in his hand, not only did she not feel any threat, she even wanted to grab it and play with it.

Lu Sumu: "Don't come here, don't come here!"

Nan Xing: "Brother Lu~hehehe~Brother Lu~"

The two of them were chasing after each other, and the scene was very shocking - if the genders of the two of them were changed, it would be more reasonable, but now, it doesn't make sense no matter how you look at it!

So, Lu Sumu, who couldn't bear it anymore, knocked down with a stick.

Unexpectedly, Nan Xing's reaction was extremely fast, and he grabbed his stick and slammed him against the wall.

"Senior Brother Lu, open your mouth quickly and let me see if your teeth are straight!"

Lu Sumu resisted until his facial features were flattened.

I thought to myself that this is a snake charmer for many years and I was finally tricked by a snake?

How scary!

Being forced by a woman or something, it's horrible!

"Brother Lu~"

However, Lu Sumu couldn't show the powerful power from Shang Zhi and Hei Yan in front of her. If he couldn't control it a little bit and beat someone to death, he couldn't explain clearly.

The two of them are engaged in a power struggle.

You come and go, I push you, Nan Xing didn't take advantage of it for a while.

"Lu Sumu! What are you doing! Let go of Princess Nanxing!"

Ziyun, who came to wash Lu Sumu's feet, was stunned. The pieces of clothes all over the floor made her, a pure little girl, unable to imagine what happened in this room.

Seeing the two of them sticking to the wall, she subconsciously thought that it was Lu Sumu who was brazenly coercing Her Highness the Princess.

This guy has a short life for a reason!

Lu Sumu was so angry that he cursed: "You are crazy! Didn't you see me below? Hurry up and help me block her!"

If Nan Xing is the usual Nan Xing, then he can consider a smooth sailing or something.

Now that he knew that something was wrong with Nan Xing, of course he would not let him touch him.

"Hmph, you want to stop me too."

Nan Xing drew out his saber in a snap, and charged at Ziyun.

Not to be outdone, Ziyun drew out his long sword to meet him.

The two girls were clattering in his room, pots and pans, good wine and food on the table, none of them could be spared.

Lu Sumu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, he was not well.

However, apart from being frightened, he also found sadly that he was even hungrier... So he decisively took advantage of the chaos and snatched a plate of braised pig's trotters, and squatted at the door to eat.

When the head and the others arrived, the roof here was about to be blown off.

"Lu Sumu, are you okay... Hey, what are you doing?"

The head was shocked, what kind of calm person is this?

The house was a mess, and he could still eat pig's trotters!

Lu Sumu coughed dryly, and put down the plate: "Uh, what, you go and stop them, I'm so scared that my liver hurts..."