You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

Real-life Jedi Battle Royale.

The main thing is to escape and kill.

The program team cooperated with a special warfare training institution to borrow a large uninhabited desert island. At the same time, [-] well-trained special warfare coaches will enter this site with everyone.

Everyone is equipped with an infrared sensor device, as long as they are shot by the infrared gun used for training, they will be eliminated on the spot.

And these firearms and other supplies are scattered in every corner of the deserted island, and guests need to find them by themselves.

Of course, the coaches will also have guns in their hands. As long as they are "killed" by the coach, the guests will also be eliminated on the spot.

Therefore, they not only have to chase and defend each other in the deep mountains and old forests, but also contend with those well-trained professional coaches.

Such a difficult start made many viewers call it wonderful.

It also caused the guests to fight with each other, constantly questioning themselves: "Do I really need this job?"

Of course, the answer doesn't matter.

Because that night, the guests who had packed their bags got on the bus to the battle royale venue with anxiety.

When they arrived at the place, the program team arranged for them to take a rest at the local homestay, and they had to get up early at four o'clock tomorrow to enter the mountain.

Since there is no live broadcast where they are now, the live broadcast room was changed to the live broadcast of their respective mobile phones.

As usual, Lu Heng greeted Jiang Mian with some simple greetings every night, and told her to be more careful tomorrow, but even polite and ordinary words would be taken out by their cp fans to analyze and eat sugar.

Zhou Shun and Song Yan would also often chat and say goodnight to each other on the Dianlian app, and the pleasing cp also gave a burst of auntie laughter.

Jiang Ling posted a photo of the sunset in the car just now in the circle of friends, with the accompanying text:

[Today's dusk is exceptionally bright, the street lamps of the whole street and I are following the footsteps of the sunset. 】

Today, Jiang Qiyu, who was rarely backstabbed in the game and did not shoot, saw it sharp-eyed, and couldn't help but sell the sword below:

【Lucky, I met Kuafu in Moments today. 】

Then, Jiang Ling deleted this circle of friends on the spot.

Jiang Qiyu smacked her lips and felt that it was meaningless, but a message suddenly came to the chat window to remind her.

[What's more: Mr. Long Spear, you haven't slept yet? 】

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes someone to death: asleep. 】

[What's more:... Sister Qiyu, it's my first time playing live cs, can you take me with you tomorrow? 】

【The spear dipped in shit and whoever dies:......】

[The spear dipped in shit pokes who dies: Once the sea was too difficult for water, now you want to make it difficult for me? 】

[What's more: Sister Qiyu, let's form an alliance tomorrow, I will listen to you in everything, just don't leave me behind. 】

[What's more: the direction of your finger is my battlefield! 】

[The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: Are you kidding yourself? 】

After a pause, Jiang Qiyu thought about the supplies scattered everywhere tomorrow, so she changed her words again.

[The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: OK, then I swear that I will not leave you behind tomorrow. 】

[What's more: What if you leave me behind? 】

[The spear dipped in shit and someone dies: Then I will continue to swear. 】

After posting this sentence, Jiang Qiyu stopped talking to Fang Xubai, and instead clicked on another person's profile picture:

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: Are you there? 】

"..."

no reply.

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: ignore me? 】

"..."

Still no reply.

Jiang Qiyu wasn't discouraged either, and directly resorted to her ultimate move:

[The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: Ignore me, it doesn't matter, your coldness is eight degrees below zero, but my sister's long johns are very firm. 】

Seeing that the top of the dialog box successfully turned into the other party's typing, she predicted Qi Yue's words in advance:

[The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: I have developed antibodies to the anti-rhythm medicine, so I want to talk to you. 】

[Over:? 】

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes someone to death: Boss Qi, we should go to the island in the same boat tomorrow, right? 】

As the saying goes, there must be a reason for leather trousers and long johns.

The reason why Jiang Qiyu approached Qi Yu was mainly because according to the description in the original book, this real-life cs mission was full of difficulties and twists and turns.

Although it is the key to warming up the relationship between the hero and the heroine in the plot, it is not friendly to cannon fodder like her.

If I remember correctly, tomorrow the eight of them should enter the deserted island from two entrances according to the team formation of today's game.

Tomorrow's task is a personal battle, they can choose to go together, or they can choose to work independently.

But since she is the oil bottle, and she has to bring Fang Xubai's oil bottle, the two bottles still have to hug Qi Yue's thigh to lie down at ease, otherwise there is always worry about accidents.

As for Jiang Mian.

If it goes well, she will be trapped with Lu Heng, and the relationship will heat up quickly, if it doesn't go well...

Then it will not go well.

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: Today we aka control and kill regardless of burial, and we cooperate quite tacitly...]

As soon as she said this, Qi Yue over there understood her meaning almost immediately.

In the room, the hair of the man who had just showered had not yet dried, and a few strands of wet hair hung slightly on his forehead, blocking the faint smile in his eyes.

Qi Yu pursed his lips, typing quickly on the screen with his slender fingertips.

[Yu: Didn't you say during the day that you hate teammates like me the most? 】

[The spear dipped in shit pokes whoever dies: Who said that?How can I say that to you? !It's really chilling!Outrageous! 】

[Pike dipped in feces to poke whoever dies: I hate this kind of thing the most. In this way, I will send you the payment code in a while, and you can transfer 200 to me. Although it is not much, it is a heartfelt wish. I hope you can survive this Second difficulty! 】

[Over: I appreciate your determination and courage to die generously. 】

[The spear dipped in shit and stabbed someone to death: Mr. Qi, don't look at my indifference to you on the surface, but I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind my back. 】

(withdraw)

[The spear dipped in shit and stabbed someone to death: Mr. Qi, don't look at my indifference to you on the surface, but I actually said a lot of good things about you behind my back. [Rose]】

[Yu: For example? 】

【The spear dipped in shit and whoever dies:......】

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: For example...a handsome man with long legs cooks delicious food, he is the idol and dream lover in my heart. If you ask me how much I love you, I can only answer 300 grams . 】

[The spear dipped in feces and whoever dies: Everyone thinks that 300 grams is the weight of the heart, but no one knows that I am just a mouse, and 300 grams is all I have! 】

After saying this, Jiang Qiyu didn't have any obstacles in her heart.

As a former professional talk show performer, she can almost memorize these bad memes by heart, not to mention a few nice words, she just licks them for three days and three nights without saying a single word.

But Qi Yu on the opposite side was really overwhelmed by her shamelessness, and immediately frowned, with the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

【Over:......】

[Yu: Well, after seeing your words, no matter what crimes I have committed before, they are all written off now. 】

Jiang Qiyu didn't care at all, she gritted her teeth and continued typing.

[The spear sticks shit and pokes whoever dies: Then tomorrow? 】

[Yu: As long as you stop saying those stupid things, what do you say? 】