You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

After saying this, Qi Yu was trying to drag her back to the scene of the accident.

"Hey (↗)"

Jiang Qiyu suddenly slid from his arms like a slippery loach and sat on the ground.

The whole person was stuck in the gap between the coffee table and the sofa, and pointed to the TV screen:

"Look, let me call you!"

"..."

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows but didn't see through her, and looked in the direction of the white knuckles.

Soon there was a man's sinister voice on the TV:

"Jiang Qiyu, have you learned to use cold violence against me now?" '

As soon as these words came out, a line of subtitles instantly appeared on the variety show screen:

[Reminder: Non-still picture]

It was not only the TV screen that was silent, Qi Yu, who was originally an old god, also looked away a little unnaturally when he heard this.

"cough......"

He picked up the remote control at hand and pressed it twice casually, trying to reduce the sound of the TV.

"..."

Jiang Qiyu grinned, and just as she was about to raise her head to tease him, she caught a glimpse of line after line suddenly floating on the variety show screen...

Barrage?

Yes, this TV is actually the same as the computer player, and it can also watch barrage!

Everything densely written on it is——

[Yo yo yo~ Who is this?Isn't this the irascible elder brother Qi Dashao who slaps people when we disagree?I haven't seen you for a few days. Why is it so long? 】

[A spoiled man is the best life, you know how to avoid the crematorium. 】

【Who would have thought that brother who slaps the world and slaps his little niece when nothing happens is actually a love brain? ! 】

......

The show continued, and the editor even kept the part where Jiang Qiyu retorted that Qi Yulen was violent.

On the bullet screen, there was another burst of [Controlling the husband has the way], [Sister Mao starts the class], [Kneeling to listen to the class]...

Until the phrase 'do you like it? ' Speak out.

The originally dense barrage suddenly seemed to explode, and even completely blocked the program screen.

Look at those above:

[Successful airborne! 】【Come here especially! 】【Watch it a million times again! 】【Nuclear energy warning ahead! 】【I'll be hot for the long-eared name scene! ] and [The sweetness in front exceeds the standard, the sour chicken only powder quickly fades away! 】

It was Jiang Qiyu who really realized it.

She was indeed notified of this love affair too late.

Qi Yu took the remote control and lowered the transparency of the overly dense barrage, so the two could see the screen again.

Jiang Qiyu saw herself holding the phone calmly on the TV, and the voice of the man on the other side came out with some echo and electric current:

'You know, Jiang Qiyu, I've always liked it. '

'Then do you love? '

'like. '

Suddenly, the moment the deep male voice fell from the TV.

Another same human voice sounded from above her head, exactly coincident with it:

"Love."

Jiang Qiyu subconsciously squeezed the palms of her hands on her knees, then raised her head abruptly.

But the line of sight happened to meet a pair of clear black eyes.

With the romantic bgm on the show, her voice travels through time and space, overlapping with herself on TV:

"How much love?"

'How much love? '

"..."

Qi Yu accurately caught the sight of her looking up, bent her eyebrows that were always flying and unruly, and answered again as she wished:

"I love it."

'I love it so much. '

This sentence is very time-sensitive, and you can confirm it with me at any time in the next moment.

And every time, the answer you get will be

I love it so much.

"..."

"..."

This time, it was those who were defending themselves who attacked first.

And those who have been waiting for a long time are naturally willing to accept all the offensives.

At the same time, on the TV that no one cares about, the barrage is still frantically swiping the screen:

[Happy news!He loves it! ! ! 】

[Who is so sweet? !I just asked who is sweet? ! ! 】

【Shut up!Lock them up for me, and don't let them out until they give birth to a child! ! ! 】

[I went to the hospital for hypoglycemia and the doctor gave me this video. After watching it, I stopped talking and went out to buy insulin. 】

【Qi Yu, you...your kid...okay...】

-

The two nestled on the sofa and watched the rebroadcast of this variety show.

While Qi Yu was going to the kitchen to cut fruit, Jiang Qiyu had time to take out her phone and check Weibo.

Sure enough, this episode of the program was already on the hot search last night, and a series of related entries appeared after clicking on it:

#长耳 He loves it so much! #

#Qi Yu: I don’t have this brother#

#Like zombies don't look like acting#

#Wolf: I met a dog today#

#Welcome to the return of the Spear King! #

And there is also an entry about Lu Heng:

#Unable to hold the sand is worse than raising her#

Click on it, and most of the topics are Lu Mianyan cp fans, Lu Heng fans, Jiang Mian fans, and black fans who have lost cp fans and stepped back.

Lu Heng's fan scolded Jiang Mian for being unprofessional during the promotional period. All the crew went on the show to promote the film, and she went abroad to spread rumors about men by herself.

Fans of Jiang Mian scolded Lu Heng for not being able to walk independently, knowing that Mian Mian had not contacted her in private without permission during her personal trip, which was sexual harassment in the workplace.

Lu Mianyan's cp fans are not good at both ends, and they are caught in the middle to persuade them to fight, and they are scolded that cp fans are not as good as dogs, and they suck blood from their brothers (sisters).

And the people who lost cp fans and stepped back were even crazier, and started to attack indiscriminately.

There was a scuffle inside, very lively.

Jiang Qiyu even saw a few familiar ids in this topic, jumping up and down.

The first to bear the brunt is the private diary of a pure actress.

On Weibo, she wrote a small composition in the tone of a crew member.

Suing Lu Heng's double-faced persona revealed that he is actually a rude and uneducated popular boy in private.

The popularity of this Weibo is quite high, Gu Xunjian is fighting with Lu Heng's fans who came to refute the rumors and criticize in the comment area.

"..."

Jiang Qiyu's eyes lit up.

Just as he was about to cut a trumpet, he transformed into a Xie Jianxian and stabbed in, when a small piece of watermelon was suddenly handed over to him.

"—"

Qi Yu stuffed the watermelon into her mouth, and fed himself a piece with the same fruit fork as if nothing had happened.

Sitting next to Jiang Qiyu, she raised her eyes and looked at the wall clock on the wall that she almost saw as flowers yesterday:

"What did your assistant say when he left?"

"?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately checked the time on her phone——

17:55

"hiss--"

In the evening there was also a live advertisement, what time did Yu Xiaoyu say he would pick her up at home?

Qi Yue, who was lazily leaning on the sofa, had a satisfied expression, and gave her another mouthful of watermelon, reminding her lightly:

"Six o'clock."

"!!!"

Watching the man suddenly ejected from the side.

Even so, he still didn't forget to bend down and bite off the watermelon in his hand before rushing towards the master bedroom.

"..."

Qi Yue's movements did not change, but the corners of his lips slowly curled into an arc before he raised his voice and shouted into the bedroom:

"I'll pick you up at the end of the live broadcast tonight, don't run around."

After the voice fell, the door of the master bedroom opened suddenly, and a slightly messy head poked out from inside:

"I have a nanny car, why are you picking me up?"

The man just smiled, suppressing the urge to rub her hair even more messily and said:

"Something happened."