System experience officer

Han Zifeng remained silent for a long time, then drew a checkmark next to the sticker. She asked the police officer to stick it on the back of her clothes again, then thought, "I'll stick another one on the front too. Hmm, that way I can enjoy shopping even more!"

Moreover, all the onlookers felt that this girl was practically wearing a zebra-print outfit to prove she had mental problems. Upon arriving at the shopping mall, Zifeng took a deep breath and roared, "Manic people shopping? Please don't act like idiots!"

The mall visibly paused immediately. Even the staff mechanically turned their heads, realizing something was amiss. The key point was that Zi Feng had warning stickers on her chest and back; what could the people around her say? They all quickly made way for her. Since the warnings were clear, they figured they could shop any longer; safety first, safety first.

Zifeng's shopping was quite organized; she mainly visited supermarkets and electronics stores, with the only other worthwhile place to look was the jewelry store. Once she had her fun, she prepared to head home.

However, in this world, some people have good judgment, while others don't. It was rare for four or five men to block their way, and what's worse, they just kept spouting nonsense. Zi Feng and the police officer exchanged glances, then happily gathered the eight people who came to help, lining them up neatly in a row, each one lying perfectly straight.

A group of onlookers, watching the girl who was disdainfully pulling people's heads and feet to make them stand in a row, all covered their faces. They suddenly realized that the note on the girl was a reminder that she not only had bipolar disorder, but also seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The police officer calmly called for reinforcements to drag him away. Zi Feng pulled one of the officers over and said, "Every good person, bang, bang, bang." As she spoke, she drew a pistol and made a banging motion.

As for the few who had recovered, they continued babbling. Suddenly, Zi Feng felt an urge to act impulsively. He grabbed the one who was babbling the most aggressively, gave him a big slap, and blurted out, "Speak Chinese." The other person continued babbling, and Zi Feng gave him another big slap: "Speak Chinese."

Then, a crowd gathered around. The mentally ill girl was shouting and demanding that someone speak Chinese. The onlookers were practically covering their faces, thinking, "Why did you provoke this lunatic?"

The police officer covered his face in embarrassment. The fact that she was accompanied by officers clearly indicated she was registered with the state. So, the first question the officer asked was, "Very good, a mental illness certificate." The officer then showed it to the surrounding onlookers, saying, "This girl really is mentally ill, and she's telling the truth."

Passerby A: "I can see that." Everyone nodded. Yes, they weren't stupid either; they could see it too. Didn't you see they all kept their distance? It's fun to watch the excitement, but if there's danger, you have to stay away from it first.

As a result, Zifeng chased after the group for a long time before finally managing to coax them into speaking Chinese. There was no other way; the other party wasn't stupid. If they didn't utter a single word of Chinese today, they'd be in deep trouble leaving alive. After all, you can't mess with a lunatic!

What's even more frustrating is that Zifeng made sure the bewilderment didn't hurt her brain, slapping her one after another as if it were a joke. Anyway, she had nothing better to do, so she squatted there and happily played whack-a-mole in rows.

Even the police shook their heads this time. Since the injuries weren't serious, they said to let the child have fun. The person on the other end said they wanted to find the embassy, ​​so the police slowly called for embassy personnel. However, after hearing the account, the embassy staff didn't dare approach. The person had signs indicating bipolar disorder, and since there were no actual injuries, they could only tell them to calm down.

As a result, Zifeng threw out a childish line: "They're the ones who wanted to play with me, so we'll play to the end, by surprise!" It was another big confrontation.

Very well, everyone said they wouldn't do it anymore. This kid really treats it like a game, huh? Very well, that's heartbreaking. Just then, the few people who had been beaten so badly actually pulled out their guns and shot Zifeng. Zifeng looked down, pulled out a deformed bullet, handed it to the policeman behind him, suddenly grinned, and said in a sinister tone, "You guys started it."

As it spoke, its eyes turned into vertical pupils, and its legs transformed into snake tails. It lashed out at a row of men, and all the onlookers instinctively moved far away. The police officers also slipped away and shouted through a megaphone, "Remember to take your medicine, remember to take your medicine..." In no time, the entire mall was filled with the same phrase: "Remember to take your medicine."

Zifeng scratched her head and started rolling around the men with her tail. She casually pulled out a bottle of medicine, made sure the name was correct, and skillfully threw two pills into her mouth. Just as she was about to look for water, a beverage bottle rolled to her tail. She picked up the bottle and took the medicine.

As expected, the system's products are quite reliable; at least, the one she ate was definitely reliable. There's no way around it, this system was already pretty unreliable, and if this little one continues to run wild, this world will be even more dangerous.

So, the medication she's taking is quite effective. At least for now, Zifeng is just playing around with these troublesome kids and has already gone out to scare people with the snake tail; she's not in a state of mania at all.

When the doctor arrived, she happily tossed her tail onto the stretcher, urging the doctor to take her away. Zifeng, still waving her little tail, waved goodbye to the group. A crowd of onlookers remarked: "Wow, this child is quite reasonable."

The police officer covered his face. This kid was really just playing around, wasn't he? After confirming that nothing was wrong, the officer finished taking the statement. When they left, Zi Feng decided to give up and wait for the computer to be delivered and installed. Then, Zi Feng happily started live-streaming fortune telling.

Zi Feng was just going to watch the drama unfold; after all, other people's gossip is always the best, isn't it? Besides, if there really was trouble, she could just shout it out, and there were plenty of people around willing to take her orders.

Once the live stream started, there were still a lot of viewers. There was no way around it, because her title was: "Mental Illness Online Fortune Telling".

Zifeng hung up a banner that read: "At least one pair of sunglasses per pair."

A Taoist priest standing nearby said earnestly, "Girl, you've lost out."

Zi Feng retorted, "Are you kidding me? I can withstand the backlash, can you?"

Taoist priest: "No, how did you arrive at this conclusion?"

Zi Feng replied, "Humans were all created by Nuwa. The bad things I've done are all attributed to Nuwa in heaven. It's half and half. Besides, how big can the karma be? The highest you can get is only at the Nascent Soul stage. If the whole world were tied together, it would only be a wave of Nine Heavens Divine Lightning. Let it strike me. If it dares to strike me, I'll definitely settle the score later. So, really, really, they can't be bothered to care. So you really can't compare to me!"