Hogwarts Sword Fairy

A little voice next to him said: "Oh, if you are not satisfied with your brain and muscles, how can you charge into the battle and think before and after? That is basically the fate of a deserter!" Han Wumo glanced at the civil servant and ran directly to the emperor.

Wen Chen's mouth twitched again, where did this baby doll come from?A group of adults were speechless when they saw the milk baby running happily to the emperor and stuffing snacks into the emperor's mouth smoothly.

Zimo was not one who refused to retaliate when bullied. He calmly said to the emperor: "Uncle, since these civil servants are thinking that our military power is too great, otherwise anyone who dissatisfied can ask them to lead the army. Anyway, there is nothing over there in Hanling." If you want to fight riots, send those civil servants over there to experience it. If you can come back, come back. If you can't come back, forget it."

Zimo said that he was disgusted, and the emperor was speechless. What do you mean by coming back if you can, but forgetting if you can't?Seeing the questioning look in the emperor's eyes, Zimo replied: "Generals die in hundreds of battles, and heroes return in ten years. I have been squatting on the border for so many years and haven't died. Those civil servants, don't tell me, they will die when they arrive? There is no such thing as soldiers pressing the border." , I can’t even come back from this, how dare you ask for it, uncle?”

The emperor nodded, and Zimo gave these talkers another blow: "If you can't do it yourself, then don't be jabbering. I've used my flesh and blood to bring you peace, and you won't let it go until you are old, right?" Believe it or not, when you get old, I will throw you out and not care about your retirement, hum, hum, hum."

The emperor was speechless, really speechless!The uncle next to him even said, "Girl, that's right." Zimo covered his face. This uncle looked a little stupid.

The emperor shook his head. Zimo didn't deserve the respect of the men in his family, so he directly retorted: "Uncle, you are so stupid. Do you think that even if my family is really great, they can outplay your family? This is simply not true." It’s the difference between a brain trust and a sword and a gun!”

The emperor was speechless, and Zimo continued to complain: "Speaking of which, these are the people who subvert the imperial court with their lip service, and you haven't cleaned up yet? Can you do something serious?" The emperor looked at him with a look on his face. Baobao was unhappy, and the faces of several civil servants looked bad.

Several civil servants were also quite embarrassed, for no other reason than their broken bodies. It was hard to say whether they would be able to come back except for a short walk.The Eighth Prince, who was relatively familiar with Zimo, asked, "Girl, can these civil servants really come back alive?"

Zimo replied: "I told you to come back if you can. If you can't come back, forget it. Just for these weaklings, it's good to be alive. Your expectations are a bit high." A group of princes were all staggering, that is to say, this The children are just running to kill them.

Zi Mo took a bite and continued: "Even if they can get there smoothly, the barbarians over there, haha, they can easily hear two words: robbery! Even my uncle's size will belong there. Weak scholar, okay. So the people over there are quite convinced by me, I rule them with my fists, why should those scholars fool me, they will probably be thrown into the pot by those barbarians before they finish fooling me, this is just a dedicated person doing a specialized job. "

A group of courtiers, Dot and Dian, will come back if their feelings can come back, and forget about it if they can't.This is the way to understand it!Horrifying!The emperor was also staggering. Sure enough, as expected, he seemed to be a son of the Xiao Anshan family. The idea of ​​fighting in his head was indeed different from their understanding!

The emperor was curious: "No, little girl, how did you manage to rule those guys?"

The eldest uncle interrupted: "If we hadn't stopped him quickly, this kid would have planned to massacre the city and massacre him."

Sure enough, the emperor and the princes all covered their faces. Sure enough, they were sloppy. Zimo curled his lips in dissatisfaction again and asked calmly: "Uncle Emperor, why don't our family go directly to a foreign country, occupy a large area, and occupy a mountain top?" Earth Emperor, please save yourself the trouble of your bunch of scholars. How do you say that? We are Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a group of bandits change our clothes, and we are the warriors who open up the territory and expand the territory. Well, you can have this, let's touch it again If you hear such nonsense, just shout: Robbery."

A group of adults covered their faces again. They always felt that this child was a little too imaginative. They had to keep this child calm, otherwise strange things would easily happen. These children all want to fall into the trap. This joke is a bit big. .

The eldest uncle said speechlessly: "Stop, stop, stop, yes, you are just kidding if you turn into a bandit, right? If there is no war, then you can just play with the baby. You can't let us stutter, right? If you rob, you are going too far."

The little guy curled his lips and ate his own snacks. A group of civil servants did not want to discuss this. Suddenly a civil servant came out: "Your Majesty, there is an insect plague in the south and the people's lives are difficult. I hope the court will provide relief."

Zimolao asked curiously: "Insect? What does it look like?"

The civil servant described it, and the more Zimo listened, the more he thought it looked like a crayfish.She carefully drew a version and asked: "This thing?" The civil servant nodded, and Zimo said happily to her uncle: "Uncle, I'm walking to catch insects. This thing is always delicious, uncle emperor, Do you want to go eat together? Life is the most delicious. Ask the cook to make garlic ginger juice and some chili. Hmm, let’s go for a walk and teach those bugs how to be bugs. No animal can survive in a human kitchen. .”

A group of people clicked, and Zimo directly robbed an imperial chef, and they happily went to catch bugs.Don't tell me, it's really crayfish. Zimo started to tell the imperial chef how to make this thing. A group of soldiers were happy to catch it, and the imperial chef was happy to cook it. When the people around them smelled the fragrance, they all gathered around. Zimo called directly The imperial chef taught them how to eat.

Of course, they did not forget to give the emperor a few plates and said: "Try it, it is delicious." Zimo also gave the people a task, which was to raise these crayfish like fish, so that , you can eat it anytime you want, it’s easy to breed and operate.

A group of people said: "This is okay. After all, animals that can overrun are absolutely equal to being easy to raise."

Zimo told the people: "It belongs to shrimp, and it is almost the same species as prawns and prawns."

A group of common people understood and directly promised that whenever you want to eat, you can come and get it.Zimo was very happy. The royal family had eaten it and said, "Well, this pest can be raised. We want to eat it to make a world of food. It's delicious."

Zimo said calmly: "Throw this thing over there. Well, when you grow up, you can eat it. Be careful, you have to clean it, there will be nothing left." All, a natural disaster, stunned It is to give a piece of hope.