Hogwarts Sword Fairy

Qin Zimo said calmly: "Old man, I run around the Black Lake every day, do a thousand push-ups with both hands, then a thousand with each hand, plus a thousand frog jumps, and then tie something with more than a thousand kilograms, I I guarantee that if you can do it, you can also kick out the Lotus Flower. The key is that you are a wizard, and your magic power is already very high. It’s just that you Western wizards don’t know how to exercise. This is how Qing Gong is made. , Shaolin Temple has practiced it for thousands of years."

Dumbledore suddenly said: "Would you like to have an Eastern martial arts course?"

Zimo raised his hands calmly: "Okay, okay, I promise I can defeat them! The first class of zhanzhuang and horse-stepping is three hours long. The class starts at five o'clock every morning, and then we go to the lake. Also, what's going on here? Wizards are very different from those in the East, so even with the same training, they cannot defeat the evasion of the Easterners. This is determined by the fundamental difference."

Dumbledore asked: "Decided by the devil?"

Zimo corrected: "To be precise, it depends on the location of the magic source. Qualified wizards like you, um, generally do not meet the standards of cultivation. I have tested it. If the basic magic source exceeds the belly button, it is basically a squib." . However, even so, if you can really meet the above standards, I can at least guarantee that beating Hagrid will be easy and enjoyable. It is a small problem to deal with trolls with pure physical attacks."

"By the way, the trolls can really be put on the defense class schedule. Hmm, catch two of them another day, call a group of sixth graders, take turns beating them, and collectively improve their combat effectiveness. By the way, old man, instead of setting up an Eastern martial arts class, it is better to set up one Muggle mechanics class. Muggles actually have a lot of good stuff, but you people are living too old a time. Sooner or later, you will be buried in the ground and rubbed by Muggles."

Malfoy said: "Oh. You don't know how powerful wizards are, right? As a Slytherin, how can you say such a thing?"

Zimo took out his pistol indifferently, pointed it at Malfoy's leg, and shot him.She explained to these wizards: "Muggles call this a pistol. It is a popular product. It is better in the East, but in the West, it is not said to be necessary for everyone, but it is said that rich people have it. You look down on Muggles, but Do you know how many things Muggles have that can kill you? As a crispy mage, where do you get the confidence?"

At this time, everyone saw that Malfoy had covered his legs and fell to the ground. The ground was already covered in blood.Zimo looked at the classmates gathered together and said calmly: "Look why I went to call Madam Pomfrey. Don't tell me that I don't know how to deal with gunshot wounds. Take out the bullet and bandage it to stop the bleeding."

Madam Pomfrey came very quickly, but she asked how to get the bullets.Zimo said calmly: "Look, this is knowledge that all Muggles know, so I suggest you take a course to learn about Muggles. Be careful if you don't keep your mouth shut when you go out and get shot in the head by Muggles."

Hermione snickered, but still helped Madam Pomfrey retrieve the bullet.After the bullet is taken out, the remaining one will be restored to its original state.Not surprisingly, Hermione once again gave Slytherin ten points, and Zimo attacked a classmate, and Slytherin deducted another five points.

Zimo also gave Hermione a high-five: "Oh~! Yeah~!"

Hermione asked curiously: "No, where did you get the gun?"

Zimo said happily: "As long as I want to, I can definitely become an arms dealer."

Hermione immediately covered her face. Zimo pointed at Hermione and said, "Oh, professors, take Miss Hermione Granger as an example. Her family is a Muggle dentist. She only has toothaches, and then she repairs them." That kind of dentist. But their teeth repairing machinery can definitely cause damage to wizards' teeth. Then this kind of thing can also cause damage to any part of your body. This is Muggle technology, come on, you antiques , It’s time to learn, as long as people can’t take out a gun, you don’t even know what it is!”

Professor Dumbledore said: "Are you going to be a teacher in the Muggle world?"

Zimo pushed Hermione forward and said, "For this job, just ask Miss Know-It-All if you want to do it. She is completely qualified. There is no professor who is more economical and affordable than her."

Hermione nodded. As for the Muggle items, she said confidently that she was very good at it.Dumbledore asked curiously: "Oh, Leia, I'm even more curious, what is your knowledge of Muggles?"

The answer Zimo gave was shocking: "Weak, emergency food, random robbery."

Instantly, a group of professors said: Weasley family education needs to be put on the agenda.

Seeing their expressions, Zimo tried her best and failed to turn into a zombie, but she still said: "Well, my body is almost the same as a vampire, so emergency food is no problem, just like before When the Animagus was rejected, in fact, if I wasn't afraid of scaring you, I would hunt down a few Muggles and absorb their knowledge, and my recovery would be much faster. So, my concept is No problem, the problem is just that we see the world differently."

Dumbledore said he understood what the child meant, so he didn't say anything more and simply called her Hermione, just like a Muggle general knowledge teacher.Zimo said calmly: "Hermione, if you need auxiliary props, just ask, if you dare, I will get them for you."

Hermione asked speechlessly: "You were responsible for the leakage of Muggle cultural relics a few years ago, right? This makes sense, why those Muggle artifacts were attributed to supernatural events in the end."

Zimo said sadly: "If you know too much, you will be taken away." She also turned her body into a ghost state.

Hermione rolled her eyes and said, "You really know how to play. Don't make trouble. You have to be my tutor. At least tell me what you want to say, right?"

Zimo raised his hand: "The first lesson, I will provide the taste for the animals that were eaten to death."

Hermione immediately covered her face, feeling that this girl wanted to eat something strange, so she asked sincerely: "What do you want to eat?"

Zimo replied: "Tyrannosaurus rex, that thing is very delicious, and you can eat it in large quantities." A group of people nodded, and Zimo continued: "The mammoth food is also very delicious, one can feed us all. People say." A group of people didn't want to talk at all.I feel like this child is a little hopeless.

Although Hermione felt that such a course was inappropriate, um, she could still introduce a normal version.In the next Potions class, Snape turned on revenge mode, but Zimo's cooking skills were still online, so he didn't blow up the Potions class at all.

When it came to the Transfiguration class, Professor McGonagall said: "Miss Leia Weasley, please don't disturb other people, or you don't need to come here to attend classes. You have graduated." It's a joke. If a professor says to change, he will change. Graduation is no problem. .