Traveling through the female channel: the opening routine of the glamorous female villain

"Isn't Zidie just an ordinary person who hasn't even learned mystical arts, right?" Ma Dongxing didn't believe that the evil god would hide in Zidie's body at all, "How could she bear the power of the evil god?"

Of course, Lu Chengming couldn't produce evidence, and even began to doubt himself.

After all, Zidie won't even resist being stabbed in the butt, it really doesn't look like an evil god...

In the end, I can only say: "I will find a way to catch her and check it out. Just wait for my news."

"Oh, stop bragging to me! If she is really an evil god, how can you catch her!?" Ma Dongxing thought it was a joke, "Okay, okay, let's stop chatting, go to bed early! "

Lu Chengming hung up the phone helplessly, and began to search for legends related to [Dream] on the Internet.

As a result, after searching for a long time, I didn't find anything new, but I just found some information about the Nine Ancient Gods by the way.

As for the nine ancient gods, there is no one accurate statement about which nine are they.

Because their existence is too long, too long, far beyond the history of human civilization...

The earliest records about the nine ancient gods are the murals of the ancients thousands of years ago.

The image of the ancient god is extremely vague, and there is no name, and the number can only be determined to be nine.

In fact, gods don’t need names at all, they are named only for the convenience of mortals...

The nine ancient gods have never been recorded in the historical materials, only the names of the two ancient gods are mentioned in some Taoist ancient scrolls.

It is [sin] and [dream].

[Sin] is undoubtedly the disgrace of the ancient gods, the crimson queen's high-quality licking dog...

【Dream】is the origin of shadow art, and it is a neutral god who behaves strangely and is unpredictable...

As for the remaining seven ancient gods, they have all sorts of strange sayings and various names.

Of course, most of the information on the Internet is nonsense and fake at first glance.

There are only a few things like that...

[Time], known as the god of time, it is said that it can travel between the past and the future, but never interferes with human affairs;

[law] is the god of order, guarding the way of heaven and maintaining the balance of the world;

[Jie], the god of destroying the world, is responsible for destroying the old world and paving the way for the new world.However, there is a saying: [Jie] has long been killed by other gods and demons, or has been swallowed, and should be removed from the nine ancient gods...

【Fortune】Obviously he is the God of Wealth. If you believe in it, you will get rich... Cough cough, forget it, it's too fake...

[Gambling] I'm afraid the God of Gamblers has come out because I watched too many movies...

【Archangel】?Isn't the name incongruous?

【Meow】...there is even a meow god...the believer organization is called Holy Fire Meow Meow Sect...

Lu Chengming watched it for a long time, but in the end he just got confused.

Looking at the time again, it was already past five in the morning.

Ah, before you know it, it will be dawn soon?

It's time to tell Ye Feifei, that slacker, to get up and go to work!

……

There was nothing else going on at the Luo family, and Lu Chengming didn't bother Luo Qianxue, and drove back to the villa directly.

As soon as I entered the yard, I found Wu Jia and Xiaoniba doing morning exercises in the yard.

"The disciples of Wuming Sect are really hardworking..." Lu Chengming greeted with a smile, "When did you come here?"

"I came here last night, thank you Chengming for taking me in!" Wu Jia hurriedly greeted her and thanked her.

Controlling food and housing has saved Wu Mingzong a lot of money!Thank you very much!

"My family, you're welcome." Lu Chengming waved his hand, and went straight up to grab the little mud, "Hey, I'll help you treat your illness, it might hurt a little..."

But Little Mud couldn't hear at all, and just looked blank.

Before he could react, the silver needle was already stuck in his butt!

puff!puff!puff!

Lightning speed!

Without even thinking about it, there are dozens of stitches in a row!

Without him, only familiar with you!

Feeling almost done, Lu Chengming shouted into Little Niba's ear: "How is it? Can you hear me?"

But Little Niba still couldn't hear, just ran away with his hands on his buttocks, and finally turned around and raised his middle finger to Lu Chengming.

It seems that congenital deaf-mute cannot be cured...

"Oh, I want to help you..." Lu Chengming sighed, and looked at Wu Jia again with the bloody silver needle, "Can you explain it to me?"

Unexpectedly, Wu Jia also took a few steps back clutching his buttocks, and asked in a trembling voice, "Explain what? Pricking your buttocks is the price of living in your house?"

"Eldest Brother, didn't you tell me? I'm treating Little Niba!" Lu Chengming also accepted it, and Ma Dongxing was really unreliable!

"Is this called healing?" Wu Jia continued to hold his buttocks, "It doesn't work at all!"

It really doesn't work, it looks like... a pervert stabbing someone, just for fun...

Lu Chengming wiped his face, and said helplessly: "If you don't believe me, you can ask the elder brother! That's how he tied it!"

Leaving aside this final explanation, he hurried into the house.

Jiang Ying just woke up, and when she saw Lu Chengming coming back suddenly, she couldn't help but ask, "Young Master Lu, why did you come back so early? Did you quarrel with Miss Luo?"

"What, we have never quarreled before!" Lu Chengming rolled his eyes, "Hurry up and help me wake up Ye Feifei, it's time to go to work!"

"Why don't you call yourself?" Jiang Ying blinked, a little confused, "Ye Feifei waited for you for a long time last night, sleeping on your bed..."

"She, she slept in my bed!?" Lu Chengming's blood pressure soared on the spot.

"That's right." Jiang Ying put on a meaningful smile, "You and Miss Luo broke up, is there any problem with Ye Feifei coming back to sleep in your bed?"

Lu Chengming rubbed his face in pain, and sighed heavily: "What a crime... Help me, go and wake her up..."

"I think it's better for you to go there in person." Jiang Ying still stood still, "It's not me that she's waiting for."

"No! I really can't go!" Lu Chengming waved his hands resolutely, "I'm afraid that she... will get angry!"

That's right!An ordinary wake-up breath might lead to an ordinary meteorite!

"What's so scary about getting up?" But Jiang Ying didn't understand at all, so she snorted and left!

Lu Chengming really had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk into the bedroom, intending to wake up the death girl in the most gentle way...

kiss?

Ah bah, of course not!

It was pretending to help her cover the quilt, and accidentally woke her up!

With this explanation, it should be impossible to get angry.

So, Lu Chengming walked lightly to the side of the bed, and first took a closer look.

Ye Feifei was sleeping soundly...

With fair skin, cherry red mouth, and long black eyelashes, she really looks like a well-behaved angel...

Ahem, illusion!It's all an illusion!

Angel shell!The core of death!

Looking at her expression, she is also very sweet, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, as if she had some sweet dream...

You should be in a good mood, right?

Then get up and work for me!

"Hiss..." Lu Chengming took a deep breath and gently lifted the quilt first.

Acting needs to be more realistic. You kicked off the quilt yourself, so I came to cover you with the quilt...

Hmm, seamless explanation!

However, I never expected that under the quilt - there was a piece of white flowers!

Ye Feifei—she was actually asleep! ! !

"puff--!"

Lu Chengming couldn't control it, so he spit out a mouthful of saliva on the spot!Spray it all on Ye Feifei!

Alright, Ye Feifei woke up.