Traveling through the female channel: the opening routine of the glamorous female villain

"Come on, put this on." Jin Boyan took out a brown cartoon doll costume and threw it in front of Wan Tiankuang.

"What is this! A bear!?" Wan Tiankuang frowned immediately, "Ridiculous! Why would I wear such a ridiculous thing!?"

"It's an internet celebrity bear, very cute." Jin Boyan explained simply, "I want to take you out shopping..."

"Just go shopping! Why do you pretend to be a bear!?" Wan Tiankuang was obviously annoyed, "Do you think I'm stupid! It's not like I haven't seen the clothes that humans wear today!?"

"Do you want to look in the mirror?" Jin Boyan glanced at Wan Tiankuang calmly, "You look ugly, and going out shopping will scare others... You don't want to be surrounded by people, do you? What if someone takes a picture and spreads it Online, maybe it will attract the attention of the enemy..."

"Am I... ugly?" Wan Tiankuang couldn't help but cock his mouth.

Although it does not agree with human aesthetics at all, but now it wants to pretend to be human, it can only accept these rules...

"Fuck, damn mortal..." Wan Tiankuang finally succumbed, and complained while wearing a puppet costume, "When will I be able to grind these low-level creatures into meat like before..."

"Times have changed, and we have to change." Jin Boyan continued to educate Wan Tiankuang, "The number of human beings today is less than one percent of what it was a thousand years ago. We can no longer kill indiscriminately... The fewer humans, the more powerful we are The weaker they are, the weaker they are, we must keep them to continue to reproduce... And our task is to secretly control this world, guide them to evil...provide us with endless power..."

"Hmph!" Wan Tiankuang understood that Jin Boyan was right, so he could only hum heavily.

Putting on the puppet costume anyway, Jin Boyan led Wan Tiankuang out of Zhongtian Building and came to the central square.

I only saw people coming and going, and they were all mortals who were busy and exhausted.

Of course, there are also many beauties in cool clothes wandering the streets leisurely.

At the same time, there are also some men greedily holding their mobile phones and cameras, taking pictures non-stop...

But Wan Tiankuang had no interest in these ants. He raised his hand to support the uncomfortable cartoon bear's head, and said displeasedly, "What do you want to do when you take me out?"

"Take you out to absorb evil thoughts and replenish your strength." Jin Boyan explained slowly, "Your current strength is too weak..."

"Heh—" Wan Tiankuang sneered, and complained again: "It's just such a small amount, I can't eat enough!"

Jin Boyan only said: "There is no way, you have to adapt to this kind of life."

"Fuck, what a dead world..." Wan Tiankuang was very upset, "These useless mortals! How long will it take to breed enough!?"

"Oh, the prospects are not optimistic..." Jin Boyan actually sighed heavily, "The current housing prices are too high, the cost of education is also outrageous, and mortals are no longer willing to reproduce... In fact, the current world population has been growing negatively..."

Hearing the bad news, Wan Tiankuang was too shocked to speak.

What the hell!This world is a hundred times worse than imagined!

"Of course, when we control the world, we can lower housing prices, let children go to school for free, and forbid extracurricular tutoring classes..." Jin Boyan could only comfort Wan Tiankuang in this way, "Cough, a century-old plan, take your time..."

"This, is this really what our evil gods should do?" Wan Tiankuang twisted his lips again, "Why do I always feel that something is wrong..."

"Ahem——" Jin Boyan coughed twice, and changed the subject: "Our top priority right now is to release other evil gods and eliminate all potential enemies!"

Wan Tiankuang pointed to himself and asked: "Other evil gods have come out, how to deal with the carrier? How many shells like mine can you find?"

"The body is a problem, but I have already prepared several plans." Regarding this matter, Jin Boyan has actually been planning for a long time, "Reformers from the Nine Dragons Army, as well as some Taoist warlocks with special physiques, are good choices... ...In addition, I am cultivating mutant monsters, and I am only one step away from success..."

Wan Tian hurriedly asked: "What mutant monster?"

Jin Boyan explained: "Tumor-head water Gu is extremely compatible, and it is an ideal experimental material. I have raised some in the city's sewer pipes, and I have cultivated relatively strong individuals...Of course, there are a few accidents. Ran out and caused a little trouble..."

"Water Gu? It's too bad!" Unexpectedly, Wan Tiankuang didn't like the body of that kind of low-level monster at all.

"What I cultivated is a mutant fusion!" Jin Boyan frowned, "When you see the final result, you won't think so!"

Wan Tiankuang still didn't quite believe it, so he looked at Jin Boyan again, and suddenly asked: "Your body looks good, where did you get it?"

But Jin Boyan didn't answer, but just continued on his own: "I have implanted that ruby ​​into the water gu with the tumor head to create a more terrifying mutant..."

Wan Tiankang was stunned, and asked, "Didn't you say that you want to use rubies to surprise Taoist warlocks?"

"That's right, this is a surprise." Jin Boyan smiled strangely, "Tonight, I will release the water gu with the tumor head to comfort the warlocks who are hospitalized..."

"Why bother?" Wan Tiankuang didn't understand Jin Boyan's fun, "It's nothing more than some remnants of defeated soldiers, why don't we go there and kill them all! Crush their bones!"

"Oh, how many times have I told you, don't expose yourself easily! No matter how strong you are, you can't easily stand out! In the current situation, whoever stands out first will be besieged first!" Jin Boyan sighed, repeatedly Shaking his head, "Our enemies are not limited to those Xuanmen warlocks... I sent the monsters out for another purpose, which is to cause conflicts among various forces..."

Wan Tiankuang couldn't help asking: "What other forces are there?"

"In addition to Xuanmen, there are 72 bureaus, and [sin]'s agent..."

"[Sin] has already found an agent?" Wan Tiankuang was slightly startled, "What big move does that ancient god who wants to degenerate want to do?"

Most of the ancient gods have no interest in human battles.

Only that [crime] was willing to serve the Scarlet Queen!

He even helped the Queen eliminate many of her own race...

It is simply a disgrace to the world of gods and demons!

I really despise it!

But the problem is - really can't beat it!

Therefore, many gods and demons can only despise [sin] silently...

But [sin] has been sleeping for thousands of years, and suddenly awakened at this moment, it must mean that something big will happen in the world!

"Don't get excited, [Sin] hasn't fully awakened yet, and is not our enemy yet." Jin Boyan waved his hand, signaling Wan Tiankuang not to shout loudly, "When I release that wart-headed water Gu, I will also kill [Sin]'s agent People lead over... When the time comes, let Xuanmen accept the greeting of [Sin]!"

"Oh——" Wan Tiankuang finally understood Jin Boyan's plan, "Two birds with one stone! As expected of you! You are so insidious!"

"Okay, you can slowly absorb the strength yourself." Jin Boyan patted Wan Tiankuang on the shoulder, "I'm going back to the office, I have a lot of work today, and there are a few new employees coming to interview... oh, also It's time to feed the tumor-headed water gu."

"What do you feed them?" Wan Tiankuang asked curiously.

Jin Boyan smiled slightly: "Customers who violate the contract, and employees who are disobedient."