My system starts indiscriminate attack!

Whoa!

The waves are rushing, and a big river runs across the westbound road.

Not far away on the hillside, under the shade of trees.

Su Ming sat on the donkey's back, glanced at the stone tablet not far in front of him, thoughtful.

"Eight hundred miles of quicksand river..."

"It's pretty fast."

Xiaoqing was concentrating on grooming the monkey, with pure seriousness in her eyes.

"Brother Monkey, your hair is so shiny, there isn't even a knot in it."

"On such a hot day, I don't even shed my hair!"

collapse!

As soon as the words fell, his little head was hit by a blow, and he squatted down on the ground in pain for an instant.

Wukong held the golden cudgel and snorted softly.

"My old grandson is the Monkey King, and he has a heavenly cultivation, how could he lose his hair?"

"Little Changchong, if you want to learn, you, apprentice, I will teach you as a master."

The little green snake rubbed its head and stood up grinning.

"I'm a green snake, and I don't grow hair. Why should I learn this thing?"

"Even if you learn from me, you will learn from the holy monk. His big bald head is round and bright, just for me to learn how to maintain the scales, so that it can be shiny and shiny!"

锃!

Hearing this, Su Ming touched his manifested bald head. Under the sunlight, it really glowed like a light bulb.

Just when the three masters and apprentices were taking a break at noon.

suddenly!

call out!call out!call out!

Dozens of monsters flew from all directions, and surrounded the resting place of the three masters and apprentices in the blink of an eye!

Among them, the weakest ones are all monsters in the Golden Immortal Realm!

The most powerful ones are two big monsters in the realm of Taiyi Jinxian, eyeing them like a tiger!

"Hahaha, sure enough, we found it. This is the monk from Wangcheng!"

"It's Xuanxian's cultivation base, and there is a monkey monster in the Xuanxian realm, and a waste green snake, that's him!!"

"Eat his meat, you can live forever, and you can directly break through a big realm!?"

"That's right, it's time for us to hit the big luck today, the opportunity I've been waiting for has arrived!!"

Facing the ominous and demonic aura that soared into the sky around them, the three master and apprentice under the shade of the tree did not look panicked at all.

Even the little green snake with the lowest cultivation base has long been used to it.

Instead, he quickly set out the bowls and chopsticks, held the firewood to light the fire, and a set of movements flowed smoothly, which could be seen to be very proficient.

Seeing this scene for the first time.

The group of monsters who wanted to rush straight up just now were stunned for a moment.

The leading cow demon in the realm of the Taiyi Golden Immortal let out a stern voice.

"Little Chang Chong, why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy when you see the elders!?"

"For the sake of you being a monster, maybe after we eat that monk, we can spare your life!!"

As soon as this remark came out, all the demons roared with laughter!

There is no monster at all who puts their camp of the three masters and apprentices in their eyes.

The little green snake was indifferent, even his expression didn't change, instead he counted silently.

"One, two, three..."

The demons who were so arrogant just now saw the little green snake's eyes that seemed to look like food, their laughter stopped abruptly again, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.

Seeing that the little green snake had almost finished counting, finally a jackal monster in the Golden Immortal realm couldn't help but jumped out.

"Hey! Stink bug, what are you counting!"

"Did you just jump over me just now!!?"

"Could it be that you are counting whether the monk's flesh is enough for us!?"

"Hahaha!"

But this time, only Jackal Monster's arrogant laughter resounded, the other monsters all looked nervous, carefully staring at the unresponsive monkey and Su Ming!

Even the Great Demon of the Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm felt an inexplicable coercion that he had never experienced before at this moment, his blood trembled all over his body, and his cultivation stagnated!

Even swallowing a mouthful of saliva has become extremely difficult.

Xiaoqing had already finished counting at this time, and her expression instantly became excited.

"I counted it!"

"Total..."

Before he could finish speaking, the monkey stood up with the stick on his shoulders, his eyes swept across the audience emotionlessly.

"Vegetarians, eighteen."

Su Ming yawned, stretched, and continued to sit on the back of the wild donkey.

"22 meat-eating ones, the meat is sour, just kill them, they don't taste good."

"Remember to bleed the rest first, I forgot last time, the meat is too fishy, ​​it's not tasty, Amitabha, it's a sin."

As soon as this remark came out, a group of ferocious monsters around were instantly scared back again and again.

However, no matter how high their cultivation level is at this moment, they feel like they are stuck in a quagmire. Even if they want to fly away from this weird place, it is too late!

The man with the highest cultivation level in the Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm, the saliva from the corner of his mouth has not been wiped off, and he is already so frightened that he is out of his wits at this moment.

"You, what are you doing!!"

"Setting the dishes and chopsticks, what does it mean to set the fire!!"

"Aren't you a monk!!"

"What meat eaters, vegetarian eaters, what bloodletting!!?"

"Who is eating who!!"

Wukong bared his teeth and smiled, very kindly.

"The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart remains."

"Since it's here, it's good deeds to be eaten by us!"

"I'm tired of eating dry food every day!"

call!

As soon as the words fell, before all the monsters could react, the monkey who seemed to be only at the Xuanxian realm moved instantly! !

Like a golden whirlwind, it blew around in the blink of an eye!

call!

In just an instant, a golden stick appeared directly in front of the leader of the Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm with the highest cultivation level, hanging in front of the door, and it was only three inches away from it, and it was about to fall down completely!

The burly man was so frightened that he shivered, his legs trembled, and beads of sweat dripped down.

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

Just at this time, the group of monsters who were still arrogant just now lost their heads in an instant, their vitality died out, and they fell to their knees limply, directly turning into a fountain, spurting blood out!

In the blink of an eye, kill more than 30 monsters that eat people!

But Wukong's stick wasn't stained with a single drop of blood. He still gritted his teeth and smiled kindly. His eyes looked up and down at the trembling man and the nine skulls on his neck.

"Baldy, I found Lao Sha!"

"This guy saw that your saliva was drooling, but now he seems to be scared to pee."

boom!

After saying that, the golden cudgel in his hand shook slightly, and knocked directly on the bald forehead of the roller blind, which instantly made him fall to his knees with a plop, trembling.

The roller blind didn't even realize what was going on.

At this moment, his whole body was trembling, his hands and feet were limp, and he looked at Wukong in horror and doubt.

"Look, who did you find?"

"I, I'm not drooling, Da, Daxian spare my life, please spare my life."

Just when he was panicked.

Su Ming laughed lightly, and spoke quietly.

"Why, since you were laid down in the mortal world, no one cares about you anymore?"

"It's no wonder that Yuanshi Tianzun has entered reincarnation, what can Guang Chengzi and his trash do, who cares about you, a chess piece that has lost its use value?"

"How about it, hang out with me, and I will give you a Buddhist status."

"If you don't succeed in hooking up another one, this monkey will turn against me. The start-up team can't keep people."