Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

In ordinary homes, children can usually enjoy a warm bed for a while longer, waiting for their parents to call them out of bed with love, and enjoy a breakfast that injects energy into the new day.

But not the Messianic house.

For their own safety, Ohm's children occupied key spots in the kitchen early.Whether it's a gas stove or an oven, a pan or a spatula, every kitchen item must be guarded to ensure that their father can't interfere with any step of the cooking process - this is the key to survival!

Leon was wearing a pink apron, but his solemn posture was like a knight in battle. He used tongs to flip the bacon in the pan, and asked his sister, who was the smallest in both stature and number: "Alpha, you How many slices should you take with your brother?”

"Come here...come...just a little bit." Alpharius said and yawned widely.Her and Omega's hair had not been combed yet, and it was messy on the top of their heads.

"You should eat more, little thing."

Apas (actual height 9.26 meters) raised her chin confidently, and her plump breasts outlined thrilling curves under her gauze. Even if she was just stirring cereal, she exuded a mature charm from the inside out. : "Look at your small body, the Thunderhawk gunship took off and landed on your chest."

"What?!" Alpharius (actual height 6.95 meters) held his chest with both hands and yelled fiercely, "Are you flat-chested and eating your rice?"

Omega (7.01 meters) raised his hand and said firmly to Leon: "Boss, please give me more bacon!"

Alpharius was shocked: "Brother, you——"

"I'm sorry, sister." Omega pinched his forearm, which was very thin compared to other original bodies, and said with firm eyes, "I want to become stronger!"

Ferus (12.39 meters), who was distributing tableware, came out to smooth things over: "Actually, being too big is not a good thing..."

"It's true." Leon (13 meters) piled a small mountain of bacon on Omega's dinner plate and twirled the carefully groomed beard on his chin with his fingers. "It took Caliban ten years. Breeding horses that I can ride. It annoys me so much that they all sit down and I have to stand in the presence of the cavalry honor guard."

Chagatai (12.74 meters without the bun on his head) had just finished his hangover - that is, he drank all night - he poured a large mouthful of milk into his mouth, nodded with approval and said: "That's right, I can't find it. It’s really painful to be able to ride a horse. Although motorcycles are also very good, the joy of riding a horse cannot be given by a motorcycle!”

"In order to accommodate our height, the internal space had to be increased by 1000% when building fortresses and palaces." Roger Dorn (12.58 meters) said.He stuffed three tomatoes and a carrot into the juicer and said amidst the roar of the machine: "What followed was soaring materials and costs, which is quite wasteful and inefficient."

Perturabo (14.89 meters) was waiting in line to use the juicer with strawberries and a cup. He just curled his lips when he heard this. Although he completely agreed with Rogal Dorn in his heart, he didn't want to express his agreement at all.

"There are many problems with being big. I can't sit on the chair, I can't use the table, and I can't sleep on the bed..." Vulcan (50.11 meters) looked quite helpless. He peeled potatoes in front of the kitchen sink and complained at the same time, "All personal items, from weapons, furniture, tools, pots and pans... have to be recast. Even a paring knife like this has to be fired in a new furnace."

"And the toilet..." Angron (14.12 meters) said with a frown, "Please forgive me for mentioning the unclean situation in the kitchen, but... I once used the toilet designed for Space Marines, that What a disaster..."

Guilliman (12.99 meters), wearing his Ultra shirt, cutting Ultra-poached eggs on an Ultra plate with an Ultra fork and Ultra knife, said to Omega: "I have access to most of the public facilities in Macragge. Unable to use. Including libraries, public baths, arenas, theaters, public baths, all transportation facilities, public baths, etc."

Perturabo looked at Dorn: Did this guy mention public baths three times?

Dorn looked back at Perturabo: Rome, known as Macragge the Younger.

"I need a lot of fabric to make a dress." Fulgrim (10.66 meters) elegantly sipped the black tea in the bone china cup. "When I get married - I'm talking about political marriage - I only have half of it." The brides, both young and old, looked scared and the atmosphere was always awkward."

Ferus' eyes widened: "Are you married?"

"Didn't I tell you?" Fulgrim covered his mouth in surprise.

Sanguinius (13.13 meters) tied his blond hair into a round bun and said quietly: "Before I discovered that I could fold my wings, I rested on my stomach for a long time."

"Pfft! Cough cough cough -" Norton (12.52 meters) used his fist to stop his gloating laughter. He slapped the archangel on the shoulder and said, "Although this has nothing to do with the size, I still sympathize with you, really! "

"So your life is so hard?" Magnus (34.99 meters) turned his fingers and turned the pancakes in the pan over. His single eye with purple irises shone brightly. "I never felt there was anything wrong with it." It’s convenient…”

Leman Russ (13.76 meters) angrily hit the table with his fist, causing the beer bottle to stagger: "Shut up, wizard!"

"Your words have no reference value at all..." Mortarion (11.77 meters) muttered while spreading butter and jam on the toasted bread slices.

Corvus Corax (11.86 meters) said sadly: "It's okay in the imperial ship. When I sneak into the alien spacecraft, I always hit my head... although I use my psychic power to cover it up every time." But it still hurts..."

"Come on, you just don't know how lucky you are!" Conrad Coates (12.08 meters) shouted angrily, "You can still use psychic sneaking, but I rely solely on skills! Do you know that I How much time does it take to map out the terrain for a perfect fear assassination?"

"Your dedication to the empire is obvious to everyone, little bat."

Horus (13.65 meters) smiled cheerfully: "With such a huge height, it is really inconvenient to live among the citizens of the empire (average height 5 meters). If you didn't know that father made us so huge, he must have his deep meaning. , I will definitely feel that this idea of ​​​​the bigger the head, the better, looks like a green skin!"

Luo Jia (11.11 meters) jumped up: "Horus! How can you say that about your father!"

"Ahaha, I'm sorry..."

…………

Outside the kitchen door, Fiorina (35.63 meters) covered her mouth and said to her husband in a weird voice: "Can you tell me your thoughts, Your Majesty the Green Skin?"

Ohm (131.3 meters) with a black face.First of all, as a psyker, he has never noticed the impact of body size on his life.Secondly, when creating the original body, in order to accommodate more subspace essence and psychic power, the size of the children was set to be very large, without any consideration of life issues.

The most important thing is... he really feels better!big!cross!good!

It’s just that now, for the sake of my dignity as a father, I can’t admit this even if I die...