Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Inside the Scream Cinema.

Rogal Dorn and Perturabo Olympia sat side by side, and the other seats around them were crowded with strange and terrifying ghosts.

The heroine on the screen confronts her heartbroken adoptive parents and defends her gangster boyfriend: "Although he smoked, drank, got into fights, dropped out of high school, and had sex with me as an underage... But... He cooked a bowl of porridge for me, which made me feel like home!"

Perturabo calmly took a sip of the Coke she bought at the cinema and commented lightly: "I shouldn't have had such high expectations from the beginning..."

"What?" Dorn stuffed popcorn into his mouth and looked at his brother strangely, "You're not really going to let me stick to you, are you?"

The two of them imagined that scene and made queasy expressions at the same time.

Perturabo's eyebrows seemed to be wringing out water. He drank up the coke in the cup and said, "The food here is normal. I went to empty out its food warehouse and brought it back to others." Try it too.”

"I'll go with you, the movies here are so disgusting."

As soon as Roger Dorn stood up, the terrifying movie-goers in the seats around him instantly turned their strange faces around, and hundreds of sharp and hoarse voices said at the same time: "You violated the rules! You are not allowed to get up during the movie!"

"You actually call this a movie where the heroine only talks about love, the hero is greasy and flamboyant and has no acting skills, and the two of them together can't put together a film with a high school degree?" The Iron Colossus sneered, "I really feel sad for you."

Moviegoers who can accept this kind of movie obviously cannot listen to criticism. Perturabo's words are like a ladle of cold water poured into a hot pot of oil. The ghosts exploded in an instant, twisting and swarming like snakes. In order to attack them, they want to keep the two Primarchs in the cinema forever, and they can only watch this kind of garbage movie forever!

"I can't bear it any more, I'll blow up the cinema with one punch!" Perturabo clenched her fingers after being jumped in the face by these brats.

"Are you stupid? We still have to take the food away." Roger Dorn raised his head and glanced at the projector in the cinema. The male protagonist's permanently frowning and impatient face disappeared instantly and was replaced by He has a handsome and solemn face, with long black hair draped over his shoulders along the firm facial lines, and the white robe contains the supreme sacred meaning.

There was also a young man with messy black hair, a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead, and a flaming eagle staff in his hand.

None other than Om Messiah and Harry Potter!

The ghosts in the cinema couldn't help but be attracted by the content on the screen, and only heard Ohm's voice coming from the speakers: + Serial number 114514, the 1919th experiment, trying to control the taste of the finished food by adjusting the percentage of personal participation in cooking.Now for the first set——+

"I'm not sure if this is a good idea..." Harry said with some concern in his voice.

+ Come on, Harry, this is about whether I can cook for the kids. +

Ohm continued: + Now for the first set of experiments, the name of the finished food is 'fried ant beef' - I'm sorry, Hagrid is really a genius in animal hybridization - the experimental subjects are... +

A round of powerful music sounded, and a subspace demon with two pairs of deformed arms, wrapped in pale skin, with male and female sexual characteristics and a goat-like head walked out of the summoning array.

"Six Rings of Bliss! Six Rings of Joy! Six Rings - Huh?! Where is this?! Why did I appear here?! Gua! It's the Golden Demon!!! Don't come here - don't come close to me! !!”

+The subject of the experiment is the Great Demon of Slaanesh 'The Keeper of Secrets'.Now we give the finished food to the subjects to taste. +

"Hey!!! You - you can't - huh huh huh - you can't do this!!!"

"The experimental subjects reacted violently and were very resistant." Harry said without surprise, "It seems that we need to use a secret weapon that can bring endless surprises to the devil."

The Imperial Chancellor took out a small bottle filled with white crumbs - the powder from the Emperor's manicured nails.These white powders were only sprinkled on the Great Demon of Slaanesh. The Keeper of Secrets instantly lost all ability to resist and could only watch as Om stuffed the fried ant beef into its mouth with a smile!

+Swallowed!Swallowed!Keeper of Secrets, how are you feeling now?How are you feeling? +

"Gah!!! Prince of Darkness—save me!!!"

Accompanied by the terrifying sounds of flesh and blood twisting and mutating, the cruel scene shown on the big screen even made the ghosts show frightened expressions, and even took the initiative to dig out their eyeballs!

Even Rogal Dorn couldn't help but cover his mouth and retched after seeing the indescribable fate of the Keeper of Secrets.

He tugged on the arm of Perturabo, who was stunned in place, and whispered: "Go quickly, go quickly, the video is played in a loop, let these ghosts enjoy my father's craftsmanship. I feel like I just need to open my mouth a little wider, and they will be able to do it in no time." Spit it out……"

The two primarchs hurriedly fled the screening room. When the door was about to close behind them, Ohm's face was covered with squirming blood and minced meat. He smiled and said to the camera: + Unfortunately, this experiment ended in failure. end.Although the secret keeper lost his life, he made an indelible contribution to my plan.Let's start the next set of experiments... +

"Ugh -" Harry on the screen looked at the Keeper of Secrets with disgust, whose body, soul, spirit, existence, personality, and time sequence had all collapsed, "I definitely won't be able to eat tonight... but that's okay. A good thing, Hermione's craftsmanship is actually-"

When the video looped to the beginning again, the ghosts in the screening room screamed: "Caw!!! I don't want to see its miserable state anymore!!! I don't want to see it!!!"

There was a series of crackling and popping sounds, and the ghosts lingering in the cinema ended their abnormal lives by themselves. They were distraught in the screams of extreme pain and were completely wiped out.

Scream Cinema is destroyed!

When the Iron Warriors and the Imperial Fists each walked out of the cinema holding a large box of fast food, the faces of the two originals were still as white as paper, and the extremely painful and cruel death of the warp demon was deeply imprinted on them. It will probably never be forgotten in their minds.

They walked along the road in silence for a long time. Perturabo tentatively opened her mouth to make sure she wouldn't spit it out, and then she said, "Rogg, where did you get this video?"

"I am the guardian of Holy Terra and the Solar System, Pettu." Rogal Dorn's cheeks were as white as his hair. "Sometimes you may envy me for being able to guard my father's side, but then It also means that you will be exposed to more secrets. Believe me, not all secrets can make people feel relieved..."

"I might not understand what you told me before, but now I understand." The Iron Colossus looked deeply at his brother, "These years... you have worked really hard..."

"...Are you possessed by a Slaanesh demon?"

"Fuck off!"

"Ha..." Roger Dorn chuckled, "At least we can confirm one thing - no matter how time passes, no matter how the world changes, our father will always love us."

"Even in that dark, cold, war-filled universe?" Pertura asked.

"No matter which universe it is, Petu." Wall of Terra emphasized, "It's just this universe...it's equally dark, equally cold, equally full of war, and also full of love."

Perturabo didn't speak anymore. He walked a few steps quickly and kicked the door of the lake house with his knee.

The door opened, and the Emperor smiled, took the box full of food, and said: +Welcome home, my children. +