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The big ball of light was trembling in the sky, and the light output that was originally stable was also flickering, causing the reincarnations below to scream in surprise.

"What's going on?! Why did the Lord God suddenly have a convulsion?!"

"The sky changes suddenly, and the earth and earth are invisible. This is a sign of great misfortune... a sign of great misfortune!"

"Oh! My Jesus Christ! Isn't the Lord God about to fall?"

……

Directly below the main god, ten top-level reincarnators suddenly stood up from their seats and looked up to the sky. Their original relaxed expressions had been replaced by heavy solemnity.

With extremely strong strength, they have regarded the Main God Space as their hometown. Even if they can use a large amount of experience points to purchase the qualification to return to the real universe, they will not give up their current life full of excitement and passion.

And they also know very clearly that everything they have depends on the Lord God. As long as something goes wrong with the Lord God, they will become mortals on the spot!

"What on earth..." the eldest among the ten people murmured, "...can make even the Lord God in charge of the heavens tremble?"

……

+Shh...be quiet. +

In a place that could not be observed by the naked eyes of the reincarnators, Ohm gently stroked the round surface of the main god with his big spiritual hand, as if comforting a crying baby, and whispered softly.

+If you dodge again, I will crush you to death. +

In an instant, before the exclamations of the reincarnators dissipated, the main god in the sky stabilized again, and still illuminated the circular area below with his pure white light. The functions of the main god panel of the reincarnators could be used normally again. It was as if nothing had happened.

At the same time, all reincarnators received prompts from the main god panel. They all received an email stating that the main god space had just undergone a minor maintenance, and 1000 experience points were now distributed to each reincarnator as compensation.

"It turned out to be a hot patch. I'm so scared that I wasn't scared to death."

"Tiangang has not yet returned to its place, but Earth and Kun have already appeared. Could it be that - poof!!! Cough cough cough cough... there is a big mystery here, human power is unpredictable, human power is unpredictable..."

"Oh! Praise Jesus Christ! Thank you for your blessing!"

……

*I have minimized the impact, can you...let me go? *

+ Of course... no. +

Ohm hugged Fiorina's slender waist from behind, rested his chin on his wife's flawless shoulder, and said with a faint smile.

+You now have three options.[-]. Surrender everything you have.[-]. I pinched him to death gently.[-]. Be my pet.Make your choice, little ball of light.I have shown you my kindness, you must not be ungrateful...+

Although the Lord God controls the life and death of all reincarnations, how many believers can he support in a mere few thousand square kilometers?The power it possesses is not even comparable to that of the youngest Slaanesh. How can it be compared with Ohm, who is worshiped and revered by billions of humans and accepts the entire inheritance of the Emperor?

The big ball of light hesitated for a thousandth of a second before making his choice.

*I offer you my knowledge and devotion...Master. *

+ is good, but not enough. +

The psychic hand invisible to mortals turned into a brilliant double-headed eagle, which instantly penetrated into the spherical body of the Lord God, and turned into a pure gold mark in the deepest part.

+As long as you have any disloyal thoughts towards me, it will immediately take your life. +

Ohm put away his smile and stared at this heretic god coldly.

+Now, kneel down and give thanks. +

The sound of gnashing teeth came from inside the big light ball, but soon a humanoid figure composed of pale light appeared on the surface of the ball, kneeling down in the direction of Ohm: *Thank you for giving me the shackles, and praise your majesty. of mind.I, Xibo, will always be loyal to you, the Emperor of the World and the Emperor of Chaos. *

Seeing that the other party took the initiative to hand over his real name, Ohm nodded slightly with satisfaction, pulled his spiritual energy back from the surface of the big light ball, looked at Zhang Wei who dared not move in front of him, and whispered like a breeze: "Take us around here. .”

"I...I am very happy, sir..."

Zhang Wei had already guessed the reason why the Lord God was trembling.As the saying goes, situations are stronger than people, but the man in front of me is stronger than forms!

In his opinion, Ohm, who made the big ball of light tremble with fear just by looking at the Lord God, was undoubtedly a thigh as thick as a giant pillar reaching the sky!

This put Zhang Wei, who had originally planned to be happy as soon as he returned to the main god space, into a dilemma. With such a big boss standing behind him, he could undoubtedly walk sideways in the main god space, fuck whoever he wanted, and do whatever he wanted. Well!

But the hair on this thigh could be accidentally smashed to death by himself. Just looking at the boss's blurry face as if it was a mosaic (Ohm's psychic disguise), Zhang Wei couldn't help but worry. Will he, like Hu Haifeng, be suddenly burned to ashes?

No matter how many thoughts he had in his mind, Zhang Wei still led the two big guys behind him through the streets, introducing the functions of these shops one by one.

This is a seller of weapons, this is a seller of armor, this is a seller of potions, this is a seller of sex...

Each shop is opened here by reincarnations to provide daily supplies and spiritual comfort to other reincarnations. The employees in the store are slaves captured by reincarnations from various worlds.

Although their clothes are quite gorgeous, in fact most reincarnations only use a small amount of experience points to buy the roughest food and drinking water to ensure that these slaves do not starve to death.

In order to satisfy the various strange XP systems of reincarnations, store clerks are usually beautiful and handsome men with alien characteristics. Animal ears and tails are just for starters. Some store clerks are even animals standing on two hind legs, and even wear black and white A giant octopus in a maid costume.

Except for the shops selling sex, Fiorina took Ohm to visit every store with great interest. Whenever she saw something weird, no matter whether it was useful or not, she would buy it for collection.

Even Archduke Finlay of the Empire couldn't refuse this sense of accomplishment of discovering treasures among countless commodities.

As the true master of the main god space, Ohm naturally doesn't mind buying something for his wife. Anyway, there are no numbers in the experience point column on his real main god panel, only a simple symbol:

∞

The horizontal Möbius strip represents infinity.

This is really hard for Zhang Wei. Even though Mr. Nios generously gave him a space pocket for carrying things, which good person can go shopping for more than ten hours without taking a break?Not to mention that the two big guys were walking so fast that he had to run all the way to catch up.

Even Zhang Wei, who had strengthened his body, was as tired as a dead dog after running for such a long time. The buildings around him gradually changed from small buildings with four or five floors to buildings with tens or hundreds of floors - he followed the two men all the way. A big boss ran into the central area of ​​the main god space!

In a place like this, even a glass of water costs tens of thousands of experience points. Zhang Wei couldn't help but be speechless. Even though his mouth was dry from running and he only earned 2000 experience points in the last mission, he could only Forced to endure it.

At this moment, a bottle of water slowly floated in front of Zhang Wei's eyes. He took the "West Kunlun Tianmen Peak Melting Snow" with a price of 77700 experience points in a daze. He looked up and saw Nios. The boss was watching him not far away.

"If you work hard, you will be rewarded. If you sacrifice, you will gain something." Ohm's lips moved slightly, but the voice spread to Zhang Wei's ears very clearly, "This bottle of water is enough to double your physical fitness. This is the reward you get for your labor.”

Holding this bottle of spiritual water that he had to save through countless missions, Zhang Wei looked a little complicated. After all, he was still lusting after the wife of Nios boss not long ago. Now looking at this expensive prop in his hand, Guilt surged up from within like a tidal wave.

Unscrewing the cap of the bottle, Zhang Wei drank the spiritual water into his stomach. The burning feeling in his throat disappeared instantly. The organs in his body felt as if they were soaked in a hot spring, warm and comfortable.

Wiping the water stains from the corner of his mouth, Zhang Wei looked at Mr. Nios apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, I -"

puff! ! !

Like a steel needle piercing a water-filled balloon, Zhang Wei's body suddenly exploded, using his plasma and organs to smear a delicate blood flower in the middle of the street!

His physical fitness is so poor that he cannot withstand such a large strengthening of the West Kunlun Spiritual Water!

"Anything that is transgressed will be punished. If something is defiled, there will be a punishment."

Under the watchful eyes of the reincarnations around him, Ohm used his spiritual energy to take the space bag containing Fiorina's trophies into his palm, turned around, and walked towards his wife who was sitting at the door of the ice cream shop and looking at him with a smile. .

Only the plasma and internal organs that exploded on the ground were left, exuding a putrid smell as a group of reincarnators watched.

That is because the cells have accelerated the process of division under the nourishment of the spiritual water, and the metabolism speed is even more amazing. It is equivalent to Zhang Wei's body producing cells equivalent to several adults in just a few seconds, so It will burst.

Ohm sat back on the armchair of the ice cream shop, raised his glass and took a sip of orange juice squeezed from the spirit fruit, and said calmly: "Rewards and punishments, no matter which one they are, you can't catch them."