Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

"Fucking clown, why are you crying?!"

On an unnamed habitable planet, Zhang Wei inserted the Desert Eagle into the mouth of a high school student and stopped the other person's wails gently and politely, with a gloomy face that seemed to be oozing with water.

He, a reincarnation person, has heard of the name of Warhammer for a long time. This universe, where as long as there are emotions and desires, will attract the attention of evil gods, it can be called a graveyard for reincarnations. Even a veteran who has experienced dozens of worlds, the moment he hears this name You will also feel scared.

Even if they are fully prepared, as long as they appear on an apocalypse-level battlefield when entering the world, even veterans will die in a battle with mountains of corpses, and their souls will be directly devoured and absorbed by the four evil gods. You can’t even use resurrection props!

But...it's not without good news.

According to the information Zhang Wei bought from other reincarnations, the Lord God will never issue a fatal mission, even if it seems to be a desperate mission, as long as it is operated properly, there is still a glimmer of hope.

What's more, I am still carrying out a new mission. The difficulty of the first world for a novice will not be too high, and I still have a chance to survive!

+This guy is pretty smart. +

A glimmer of hope... Ah no... Ohm said to Fiorina using psychic powers.

+ Let’s use him as a springboard for us to contact the Lord God, so that I can forgive him for his unreasonable thoughts about you. +

"Hey~"

Fiorina looked at Om with a hint of teasing in her eyes: "I thought you wouldn't be jealous, my lord."

Ohm looked away with a expression on his face.

+I'm not jealous. +

"Oh ho?" Fiorina rested her chin on Ohm's shoulder and looked at her husband slyly like a cat, "Really?"

The face of the eternal victor was gradually shrouded in shadow, with only the pair of deep black pupils as bright as stars.

+Woman, are you questioning me? +

Although her tone was as tough as iron, Fiorina's cheeks turned pink: "Your Majesty the Emperor... Ohm, I really like how you talk to me in this tone. It's completely different from your usual gentleness. Same. Could you please have some more?"

+Just this once. +

"Please, please~"

+Reject. +

……

Ohm and Fiorina's psychic signals could not be heard by the mortals present. To them, they were just a pair of loving lovers ogling affectionately.

Zhang Wei's back molars were almost broken, and he wanted to shoot the skinny crow on the spot, but when he saw the line of "Erase" that was as red as blood on the main god's panel, he suddenly calmed down.

Anyway, this skinny crow doesn't look like a type with outstanding combat power. It is impossible for him to complete the novice mission and survive the Warhammer world. After returning to the main god space, will he have sex with this exotic beauty as much as he wants?

Zhang Wei regained his calm state of mind, but the high school student still collapsed on the ground and sobbed uncontrollably.Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and regardless of his school pants that were already soaked in feces and urine, he suddenly got up from the ground.

"That's right! I heard from my friend in Tieba before that the human empire attaches great importance to the purity of genes. So, wouldn't I, a pure-blooded human from the beginning of 3k, be a treasure in the eyes of the emperor?!"

He knelt down on the ground with a thud and shouted towards the sky: "Emperor! I believe in the truth of the empire from the bottom of my heart. You can study the genes in me however you want. Send your imperial army to take me away. !”

Fiorina poked Ohm's waist: "He's calling you."

+So what?The genetic data of pure-blood humans can be found among the Holy Thinkers in the Palace of Terra, as much as they want. +

Ohm watched indifferently as the high school student performed his performance.

+Not strong, not agile, not smart.Sora has human genes, but has no special skills due to laziness.High school life is hard and tiring. My body is weak and my energy is low. I can't even lift a laser gun. How can I have the fighting spirit on a battlefield like a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood?What's more, he is still a reincarnation who knows the Four Evil Gods. If he joins Chaos after entering the hive, tens of billions of lives will be lost in vain because of this fool. +

+Send the Imperial Guard?That's even more impossible.Not to mention the manpower and material resources required to dispatch the Forbidden Army, even if he is turned into an equal volume of gold, it cannot be offset by the fuel consumed during subspace navigation.Just asking the Imperial Guard to suspend the mission they are performing and give up on tracking those heretical and alien evil creations is enough to cause serious damage to the empire.The benefits he can bring to mankind are nothing compared to the losses he may cause to mankind.Such a high-risk and almost zero-reward thing, I would rather roll around in Nurgle's garden with my arms around him than spend even a second to save him. +

"Indeed." Fiorina still smiled, but her eyes turned cold when she looked at the high school student. "Every moment, there are more heroic, loyal and powerful warriors dying on the battlefield than him. Why should we?" To save a useless man who has not undergone any combat training? Is his life more noble than that of the soldiers? Is it just because of his genes that cannot adapt to the cosmic environment and are still bound by gravity? "

"Shut up! You idiot!"

Before the high school student could yell a second time, Zhang Wei's size 45 shoe soles were heavily imprinted on his face, causing his nose that had finally stopped bleeding to burst again.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't kill the newcomer, Zhang Wei would have wanted to use his power that he had strengthened three times to blow this idiot's head off!

The male high school student rolled on the ground and punched twice, dazedly touched his flat nose, and instinctively cursed: "I'll fuck you——"

Zhang Wei grabbed the high school student by the collar and suppressed his dirty words. He glared with bloodshot eyes and said angrily: "Do you think you are smart?! Do you think we have entered the empire? You won’t die within the territory?! Do you know about the underworld gangs? Do you know about forced conscription? Do you know about slave workers and servitors? In this universe, shouting names will only make your death worse! Give it to me now Shut your stinky mouth and stay still!"

At this time, the transparent protective shield left by the main god became illusive. Zhang Wei threw away the high school student who was scolded and confused, and shouted to the newcomers in a loud voice: "After this kind of flickering, the protective shield will be there." Disappear in 1 minute! This idiot has wasted too much of my time. I don’t have time to listen to you introduce yourself one by one. Now open the main god panel for me and tell me your novice mission!"

"I know I know!"

The man with the shampoo foam on his head quickly replied. He took advantage of the moment to gather some grass blades from the ground to cover his lower body. As an old American, his experience told him that he must never disobey someone. An emotionally unstable man with a gun in his hand.

"I just read it. The main mission requires us to take away the idols worshiped by the indigenous tribes. The side mission is to kill the indigenous residents in the tribe. Every time you kill ten adult indigenous people, you can get an instant reward. Every time you kill five unidentified people, you can get an instant reward. Adult natives can also receive an instant reward!"

A Slavic girl in a Lolita dress among the newcomers also nodded repeatedly, her big blue eyes staring nervously at the gun in Zhang Wei's hand: "What he said is right. I just took a look at the mission panel, and it was all right." Get on!"

"So nice."

Zhang Wei pointed at the naked man and Lolita girl with the Desert Eagle, with a sinister smile on his face: "Your wit has won you a good impression from me. I will pay more attention to you in the next actions." .”

Ohm noticed that Zhang Wei added an accent to the word "care", and his eyes drifted towards him as if he was warning himself to take care of himself.

Oh, this is really...

The protective cover flashed three times, ice-like cracks spread on its surface, and finally shattered completely with a crisp and sweet sound.

This also means that the mission of the Lord God has begun!

"Everyone," Zhang Wei put the Desert Eagle on his shoulders, shook his forehead coolly, and said arrogantly, "everyone is following me. If I fall behind and get separated, I won't go. I care about your life and death."