Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Hogsmeade village.

Kingston waved his wand in the suitcase where he had cast the Seamless Stretching Charm, and poured the lovage syrup melted over water into the mold.

Just when he was about to infuse the power given to him by the gods into the gradually cooling syrup, the picture that appeared in a full-length mirror placed on the side of the production table caught his attention.

Because Kingston often needs to go into his suitcase to make dancers, he cannot always pay attention to whether there are addicts visiting his small house.

So he cast a spell on his favorite large mirror so that he could see the surroundings of his little house directly from his suitcase.

Dozens of Terminators wearing thick scarlet gilding robes appeared in the mirror?

(Note: The first Terminator was released in 1984.)

Kingston watched with confusion as these big guys who looked like they were produced by Skynet not only humanely arranged their red robes with golden gear edges in front of his door, but also politely tapped them with their fingers. The door of your own home.

When did the magical world have such a technological thing?

Could it be that he has been in the Muggle world for too long and missed the technological explosion in the magical world?

Kingston, who was full of doubts, was not slow at all. While using his wand to eliminate the smell of lovage from his body, he climbed out of the suitcase from the stairs behind him.

He could already hear the metal finger knocking harder and harder.

the other side.

006 excitedly stroked the red robe on his body and said in binary language to 001 who was knocking on the door: "Look 001, don't I look particularly energetic in my robe?"

"The Supreme Lord actually gave us clothes designed by Him, just to make us look more human! Woohoo! Long live the Supreme Lord!"

"001, do you think that if we can complete this task, will we be able to add two purity marks to ourselves when we go back?"

"But I see that the motorcycle made by 005 is very exciting. 001, do you think I can ask the Supreme Lord to send me to help 005 test the motorcycle?"

"001——" "Shut up!"

8, who was so noisy that the V001 engine cylinder in his chest was about to explode, turned his head suddenly, and the fire of the machine soul in his eyes shot out ten inches long like a spray gun. He pinched 006's skull mouth that was leaking in all directions, and roared: "You You're as noisy as a house elf whose toes have been stepped on! If you don't learn to be quiet, I'll throw you into a furnace and reforge you into ingots! Do you understand?!"

Seeing 006 nodding repeatedly, 001 pushed him away suddenly, adjusted his mood, turned around and continued to knock on the door.

The Supreme Lord commissioned a hundred servitors, including them, to thoroughly investigate this small village. As one of the servitors born by the Supreme Lord himself, he could not lose face in front of the villagers.

006 was quiet for a while and couldn't help but muttered: "Actually, I prefer gray robes..."

"what!!!"

001 roared madly, grabbed the hood of his robe and pinned it on his own skull head. While slapping his forehead hard, he kept warning himself in his heart: He and I are both important properties of the God of All Machines. We cannot Kill each other!Don't kill each other!Don't kill each other! ! !

Just then, the door opened.

As if seeing a savior, 001 took two steps forward and held the confused Kingston's right hand, shaking it up and down, and said: "Hello, hello, hello, I am the powerhouse of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A professor of Manipulation and Demonic Sword Combat and the God of All Machines sent here to inspect the safety of production and construction, just call me 001. What is your name?"

"Uh... everyone calls me Kingston..." The big black man thought that these two nearly three-meter-long iron lumps would be as ruthless as the Terminator in American movies. Who knew they would be so familiar and humane? Start a conversation with yourself naturally.This huge psychological gap made his eloquent mouth not know what to say for a while.

And what is the God of All Machines!Why would a guy with such a terrifying name settle down to be a professor? !

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Kingston! I am 006!" 006 also came over and held Kingston's left hand with an excited tone.

For some reason, Kingston feels like this robot is like a runaway husky...

"Me too. Do you need to come in for a checkup? Do you want anything to drink?" Kingston quickly calmed down. He took two steps back to let the door open and greeted the two iron lumps with his usual enthusiasm.

001 raised his hand and put his head on the door lintel and ducked into the hut. He looked around and waved to Kingston: "No, Mr. Kingston, our bodies haven't activated this function yet, so let's get straight to the point."

006, who was following him, immediately pulled out a homemade chain ax from his robe and put it against Kingston's neck. He said in a cheerful tone: "Next, we will check whether Mr. Kingston has anything on your body or in the house." Hiding drugs, please cooperate with our work and don’t move around~"

Feeling the slowly rotating saw teeth rubbing gently on his neck, Kingston looked at the look of anticipation in 006's eyes for his resistance, and raised his hands in cooperation: "You can do whatever you want, I will definitely cooperate."

"Thank you for your understanding. Don't worry, we won't mess up your house." 001 nodded with satisfaction. He liked people who were quiet and didn't add any extra work to themselves.

The proprietress in the Three Broomsticks bar was in trouble before. I just made sure that there was nothing hidden in her two over-developed fat lumps, and she actually let out a scream that could shatter a glass.

In order to appease her emotions, and more importantly, in order not to be blamed by the God of All Machines, 001 spent a lot of effort to apologize.

001 squatted down and quickly and carefully groped Kingston's body with his hands. He only found a kapok wand and a few metal cakes called "money", and nothing else was found.

But 001 didn't notice that when his hand slid across Kingston's inner thigh, the black man's body trembled slightly and the color of his pants changed.

It seems good to use mechanical creation to reach the top...

On the other side, 006 opened Kingston's wardrobe and cupboards and searched them carefully, even under the mattress.At this moment, he was lying in front of the fireplace with his butt sticking out, reaching in to look for any hidden compartments.

"Your wand, Mr. Kingston." 001 handed the kapok wand back to Kingston, but his eyes were locked on the suitcase under the desk, "Can I open it and take a look?"

"Of course, dear." Kingston grinned, his eyes widening with a smile. "You can watch it as long as you want."

001 turned to look at him in confusion, leaned over and reached for the suitcase, and said at the same time: "I will help you pack it back after the inspection, Mr. Kingston."

"You are so considerate, baby." Kingston looked at 001's broad and majestic back and 006's perky buttocks. His dark face first flushed, and then turned as pale as white jade, "You guys Why don't you stay with me for a while?"