Football: Banned for life, forced to travel to Europe

"2 to 0! Manchester City leads Chelsea by two goals at home!"

"Chelsea had really bad luck today, the first goal Kolarov's pass hit Ivanovic, just past Terry. The second goal Aguero kicked again... "

Basically all the commentators are talking about Chelsea's luck, they feel that the goddess of luck is really not interested in favoring Chelsea today.

The most frightening thing is that Chelsea players think the same way, not to mention that foreigners are not superstitious, they are more superstitious than us.

A well-known sports psychologist once conducted a study with a total of 200 subjects, including various types of athletes, and finally he came to a conclusion that football players are the most superstitious.

Wishing has a personal experience. When he was in Benfica, almost everyone was talking about the "Gutman Curse", and it didn't stop until Wishing personally led the team to break the curse.

But this is only temporary. If Benfica still cannot win the European Championship, maybe decades later, there will be a "curse of wishing"...

There are many superstitious football players. For example, Ronaldo steps forward with his right foot every time he enters the pitch; Same.

Suarez always wears a band around his hand, which is his lucky charm; the ring on Fabregas's hand, his wife repeatedly gave him four times, because "four" is his lucky number.

The weirdest thing is Alba, he must brush his teeth 2 minutes before leaving the locker room...

Chelsea also have very superstitious players, captain Terry is one of the best.

He must listen to the CD before each game, and it is the same CD. He once wanted to see what CD he wanted to see, but Terry refused to watch it, which means that if others read it, it will not work.

In addition, as long as it is a home game, Terry has to use the same urinal to go to the toilet. On the Chelsea team bus, he also has to sit in the same seat. Anyone else who sits wrong will get mad.

The weirdest thing about Wishing is that Terry must have purposely put the shin guards in the wrong place.

That's because John Terry inadvertently misplaced the shin pads during Chelsea's 2004-05 UEFA Champions League quarter-final second leg against Barcelona.

As a result, Chelsea not only won and eliminated Barcelona, ​​but he also scored a goal himself. From that day on, he has retained this habit.

And Lampard, whose little obsession is walking his dog before games...

In fact, this is a psychological hint. It is unbelievable to make a wish, but it cannot be supported by teammates.

Manchester City is very strong, but as long as they are enemies on the football field, no matter how strong they are, Chelsea players are not afraid.

But now, this enemy is not on the football field, and they are not even on the same plane at all, which makes Chelsea players feel powerless.

This depression is like a virus. When one person expresses it, more people join it.For a moment, Chelsea's dressing room fell into a hopeless silence.

Mourinho and Faria pushed the door open, and the desperate breath came over his face, which even made him start emo...

Just when Mourinho was thinking about how to boost morale, he heard a voice, and in broken English, "Are you scared? What's so scary about Manchester City? Isn't it just two goals behind? Don't forget our team The season just double-killed them."

Wishing at this time, he didn't know that his teammates were practicing superstition there. He thought that his teammates felt that the two balls could not be recovered.

"It's not as simple as being two goals behind." Terry shook his head and sighed, "Our opponent is not Manchester City."

"If it's not Manchester City, could it be an alien?"

"In a sense, yes." Terry sighed again. "Before the game, my CD broke, and I should have realized that..."

"Aren't you?"

It was only then that Wishing understood what Terry meant, and he felt a little...absurd.

But Wishing rolled his eyes, and thought about it, "If you are worried about luck, maybe I have a way."

Terry's eyes lit up, "What can you do?"

"Don't you know? When I was in Benfica, I broke the 'Gutman Curse' single-handedly. Both David and Nemanja knew about it."

David Luiz and Matic jumped up immediately, "That's right, Xu's magnetic field is very strong, even the curse is not his opponent."

The wish-maker was numb, he couldn't understand what David Louis was saying, but he was greatly shocked, probably saying that his life was hard...

"I don't care what you think, anyway, I'm going after the goal in the second half, you pass the ball to me. I'm not afraid of anyone. In Huaxia's words, I'm not afraid of five poisons."

Terry and the others didn't know what the Five Poisons Don't Invade, but they were encouraged by the momentum of the wish, and there was a gleam in their eyes.

Mourinho was very touched, it was his job to boost morale, he slapped his hands and attracted the attention of the players, "Guys, Xu is right. At first I was thinking, if we don't play in the second half Give up, you won’t be able to run anyway.”

Mourinho's words stimulated the Chelsea players, especially the old guys like Terry, Cech and Lampard who were on standby. They didn't want to give in easily. They raised their heads and looked at Mourinho profound.

"But now, I have changed my mind. We must win this game. Not only must we win, we must continue to win until we win the FA Cup. As Xu said, let the goddess of luck go to hell , on the football field, it still depends on strength."

"Roar." Terry stood up and raised his arms to take the lead in roaring. Not long after, there were many inexplicable roars in the locker room.

Mourinho breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, the players are finally normal.

……

Just after the start of the second half, the commentators noticed that the Chelsea players were in a different state, and they played very proactively.

Taking advantage of the kick-off, Chelsea launched a fast break.

The only ones involved in the attack were the unbelieving wish and his two teammates in Benfica.

Wishing to drive the ball directly to David Luiz, and then ran to Manchester City's penalty area. David Luiz avoided Aguero's symbolic press and passed the ball to Matic who advanced forward.

Matic took the ball and ran directly to the side. Not far from the middle circle, he stopped to observe the wishing position.

When Wish just stepped into the penalty area of ​​Manchester City, Matic suddenly made a long pass.

Wishing to look back at the football, he found that Matic's pass was high and floating, but it was just what he wanted.

Although Kompany's height is not short, his jumping ability is not as good as Wishing, and he can't foul if Wishing enters the penalty area.

The two judged the landing point almost at the same time and took off at the same time. The wish was a head higher than Kompany, and he could just hit Matic's pass.

Wishing twisted his waist, shook his head, and hit the football hard on his forehead. The football hit a "V"-shaped trajectory and rushed into the goal. Finally, it was stopped by the net and fell into the goal.

2 is better than 1!

Wishing helped Chelsea get back a goal in less than a minute after the start of the second half.

The wish after the goal ran to Matic who assisted him, while shouting, "Fucking lady luck."