Original God Traveler in Marvel

"Wade, where are you? Didn't we all agree to do good deeds together? Why did you persist for two days and then disappear?"

Lin Ze's voice on the phone was a little helpless, and he knew that Wade must be a 3-minute favorite.

"Oh, sweetheart, I don't really want to leave you, but what have we done these two days, ah, helping the old lady cross the road, picking wild flowers for young literary and artistic women, and looking for workers who lost their keys. key."

"Let's not talk about the old lady who took the opportunity to touch my ass and eat tofu. The young woman who insists on you to help find flowers is obviously uneasy and kind. I can find a flower for the length of my pee. She insists on you to find it." , how blind this eye must be."

Wade nestled in the yew coffin specially customized for him by Walnut, and while yawning, he complained to Lin Ze: "Besides that worker with a cramp, I found him 4 times the key in two fucking days, each time He can all fall in the same place, but he can’t remember whether his memory can be reset at a certain time.”

"Baby, this is a complete waste of our precious time and life."

He curled his lips and rolled over on the "bed".

"It's fine if they use money to convince me to do these trivial things, but look what these people pay us?"

"A few apples, a few flowers, we just picked them ourselves, so it won't hurt."

"The most exaggerated thing is the kiss, mother, the feeling of tongue kissing a centenarian, my dear, you will never want to experience it."

Lin Ze on the other end of the phone: ...

He thought he should have found the reason why Wade gave up halfway.

However, not to mention Wade, even Lin Ze, who has been running for two days, couldn't help but wonder, he always made these requests when he met people in need, if it wasn't for the reward he received every time he helped people 'There is no rough stone, he really has the illusion of doing daily tasks.

"But these are the commissions I can find recently. Good deeds don't matter how big or small they are. You can't give up halfway."

In fact, Lin Ze can ask Bennett who just came back. He has gone on an "adventure" with Steve Natasha in the past few months. It is said that the process is quite dangerous.

However, considering the nature of the work of the captain and the black widow, the so-called adventure also involves some sensitive areas.

There is a high probability that it has something to do with the official, and this situation is not suitable for Deadpool to join in the fun.

If he messed up other people's tasks, there might be serious consequences.

"Is there no earth-shattering event that needs the help of Mr. Deadpool? For example, beating up aliens, catching mistresses or something?"

Wade was lying on the yew wood coffin with his legs crossed, holding an apple in his hand, and said while chewing on the apple: "Let's have some difficult challenges."

Lin Ze was listening to the black line at one end, what kind of difficult project is it to catch the mistress.

"Why don't you go out with Di Luke to fight for justice at night, it's a bit difficult to catch the bad guys."

"Aha, it's the dead-face boss in the Angel's Gift Tavern. I get angry when I mention him, because I drank a few glasses of wine and didn't pay for him. Good guy, he chased me and chopped down three streets."

Wade hummed nonchalantly, and Lin Ze could hear the grinding of teeth on the other side of the phone.

"Don't think I don't know, there is often an underage girl in green clothes drinking in his tavern, but she has never paid for it!!"

There was dissatisfaction and resentment in Wade's tone: "I have chatted with the beautiful girl, she said that she only needs to sing a few songs while drinking there. Why did I learn how to sing in the tavern all afternoon but was rejected?" The boss is chasing after him like crazy?"

"Is it because I'm not wearing white silk?"

Lin Ze almost burst out laughing when he heard Wade's words, but he had an impression of it.

According to Diluque's recollection, that day a pervert made trouble at the angel's gift. He drank a lot of wine and didn't pay for it. He didn't enjoy singing all afternoon, and in the end he even wanted to drag the customer to dance with him, but he beat him to his grandma's house with absolute force.

'If it wasn't for that guy running fast, hum. '

Thinking of Di Luke's expression when he told him about this matter, Lin Ze suddenly felt that it was better for the two not to meet each other, or else with Di Luke's temper, he might beat Wade into something.

Wait, the beautiful girl in green dress in white silk?

The label is a bit obvious.

"Ahem, uh, let me remind you that it's a man."

"What? Of course it's a man! The little girl can't afford to swing such a big epee on my head with one hand? Although he is quite cute when he just looks at his face."

Wade's tone was full of disgust and pity: "I must emphasize to you baby, I definitely didn't do it on purpose, I really don't have any money, and in order to pay for the drink, I even took my favorite Rainbow Pony It was given to Di Luke, who would have thought that his cruel sword would separate the head of My Little Pony, woo woo woo..."

"Pfft~"

Lin Ze was already unable to complain, Wade's IQ, he really can't compliment him.

"What I'm talking about is that the beautiful girl with white silk is a man. His name is Wendy, and he is my friend."

"What!? Whoosh! I understand why he can drink for free. It turns out that it is to satisfy Boss Di Luke's unknown XP."

"Say it earlier, am I the one who bought the white silk money?!"

Wade yelled.

Lin Ze heheed twice: "You said just now that you have no money, and now you have it?"

"...well, let me slip the tongue."

Wade smiled awkwardly: "But money, just like the abyss in the heart of a beautiful girl, there will always be some squeeze."

Lin Ze was a little dumbfounded.

Regarding Wade's serious nonsense, he didn't want to continue this topic, Lin Ze said bluntly: "Then you rest for two days, it happens that there seems to be a problem with Chongyun, I have to go and see with Paimon, Let’s go back and continue.”

"I know, I know, you go find that popsicle boy to play."

Wade licked his lips indifferently. At the beginning, he remained somewhat curious about Chongyun, and followed that kid out to exorcise evil spirits a few times.

But it didn't take long for him to lose interest. Exorcism is more boring than helping the old lady cross the road now.

What a monster, evil, he didn't see any of them, but he ate a few popsicles.

Just because of these points of curiosity, he suffered from diarrhea for several days.

Giving the phone a loud kiss, Wade cut off the communication.

"Oh, it's so boring, um, let's go out and bask in the sun."

Wade jumped out of the coffin as a carp, stretched his limbs on the ground and walked out of the basement.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw the mature man with his ass sitting and drinking tea in a serious manner.

"Hi, good afternoon, my dear Zhongli, woo~sexy~"

Wade opened his arms.

"Would you like a hot, friendly kiss with Deadpool babe?"

As he spoke, he twisted his waist and leaned towards Zhongli.