Grave Robber: System, you want me to learn magic?

Although Qi Yan thinks it's good for Wuxie to maintain an innocent appearance, after all, every time they go to the tomb, the current experience makes them feel outrageous.

If it is an upgraded and enhanced version of Wuxie, I don't know whether they will go to the grave or they are looking for a feng shui cemetery for themselves.

Thought so, but Qi Yan also knew that it was time for Wu Xie to grow up.

After all, people in their 20s are about to face a hair loss crisis. The only advantage... that face that is suitable for bluffing and deceiving is about to disappear.

At this time, there is always a little more connotation to increase the charm of your old age.

Example - the boss is not young, either with bangs or a hood to cover his face, even if he has lost his memory, he has attracted men and women from three to 90 years old by virtue of his inappropriate physical strength.

On this side, Qi Yan is still thinking about how to prevent Wuxie from being disliked by men and women in his later years, so that he has no fans. On the other side, the fishmonger is still thumping a few times from time to time, making noises to increase his sense of presence.

"Tongtong petrified!" Qi Yan backhanded, and said angrily, "I don't know if you disturb others' thinking, you will be struck by lightning!"

But the train of thought has been interrupted.

Helpless, Qi Yan could only pull Wu Xie to stand in front of him, "Go!"

Wu Xie was full of question marks, "???"

Qi Yan said, "I think you have something to say."

Naive and helpless, he rubbed his temples, which had been a little tired due to many things recently, but now because of Qi Yan's arrival, his temples began to tingle from exhaustion, "I think I should also go to the hospital to lie dead for a week."

After finishing speaking, before Qi Yan could speak, Wu Xie quickly took two steps forward, walked to the table, picked up an unopened bottle of wine, and casually threw it at the corner of the table.

With a "bang", the neck of the wine bottle was broken, and the overflowing wine flowed out.

This made the guys who were already frightened tremble again. The only one who was still quiet was the fishmonger who had been petrified on the ground.

Looking at these people, Wu Xie picked up the wine bottle and suddenly smiled.

"Oh, what are you doing running so far? I'm a law-abiding citizen, and I won't do things like crushing people's heads on you, or hitting people's heads with a wine bottle... Come on, come on, You are all old buddies who have been with the third uncle for more than ten years, and I am a junior, with such a huge handicap, I have to count on your help."

That being said, the tea smells like tea.

Qi Yan looked at the guys tremblingly picking up the empty glass, like elementary school students queuing up, obediently queuing in front of Wu Xie, holding the wine glass with both hands and waiting for the pour, and then looked at Wu Xie who was full of innocent smiles.

He leaned over to the side of Pan Zi, who had nothing to do and was drunk by himself, and asked in a low voice, "Wu Xie, when did he become glutinous rice balls?"

White on the outside and black on the inside.

When did this happen?

Do the little brother and the fat man know?

Pan Zi took another sip of wine, waved his hands, and said loudly: "Hey, what is this, I must have been running around with the third master, and was influenced, and I have a little momentum from the third master. That's great, hehe."

Oh.

It turned out to be the case.

So, it's all Uncle San's fault.

Qi Yan picked up the phone decisively and dialed. The phone rang for a long time, and was finally connected when it was about to hang up automatically.

"what's up?"

"Second Master Bai, good evening! Have you eaten yet?"

"...Just wake up, talk about things."

"Oh, that's right, Second Master Bai, let me tell you a secret!"

"Say."

"Wu Xie was drinking in a dangerous place at night, and was still pouring wine for others. I heard from Pan Zi that it was taught by my third uncle!"

"...Are you saying, Wuxie is here, to accompany you? Where is it? I'll send someone over now."

When he heard that Second Uncle Bai was about to send someone, Qi Yan was so frightened that he hung up the phone.

At this time, Wu Xie was still chatting about life with a few buddies, when Qi Yan yelled——

"Innocence! The second uncle Bai knows about you drinking with him, so he wants to catch the adulterer, bah, catch you! I will testify that it was Pan Zi who said it!"

Wuxie: "?"

Pan Zi: "??"

Qi Yan: "(*￣︶￣)"