Football: Reject the national football team, I will join the German national team

"Boom!"

crucial moment.

Rönnow did not disappoint the Schalke 04 fans.

Stretch out your foot to stop the ball!

The Dortmund fans at the scene suddenly burst into regret...

It would be so cool if we could really treat Schalke 04 to -Up in the first half!

This may even become a nightmare for Schalke 04 fans in recent years.

I have to take a detour when I see Dortmund fans from now on!

Otherwise, as soon as they meet, the score will be 7 to 0.

Wouldn't that make me feel sick to death?

But there are still three minutes left before the end of extra time.

47 minutes 08 seconds.

Götze took the corner kick from the left.

Looking at the dense crowd.

But Götze only had eyes for that man.

Their eyes met in the air.

This time, there was no hand gesture.

He knew how Ye Chen was going to pass the ball.

Ye Chen also knew how he would pass the ball!

Reina took the initiative to run towards the corner area, making a gesture as if he was going to take a tactical corner kick.

After all, it's almost over now and we are far ahead in the score.

A delay is reasonable.

This movement immediately allowed Ludwig in the front point to run over.

Just as he ran, Ye Chen saw the gap in front of him out of the corner of his eye.

Schalke 04's set-piece defense is full of loopholes...

"Beep!"

The whistle sounds!

Götze quickly started in the corner and sent the ball to the front point again.

Ye Chen, who was originally in the middle of the crowd, started quickly.

When the football reaches its highest point and falls rapidly.

Ye Chen, however, was like a cow riding an airplane—so awesome!

"Oh!"

The football went straight to the near post.

Rönnov was standing at the near post, ready for battle.

But when the football really came towards him, he was extremely panicked.

Is this the force that a header can produce?

"Boom!"

Rönnov clearly touched the ball, but the ball still flew into the net!

"Goooooooooooal!!!"

"Dortmund leads Schalke 7 0-04 at halftime!"

"Ye became the first player in the Bundesliga to score six goals in the first half!"

"Double hat trick!"

The commentator on the scene was so excited that his veins were exposed and he roared with excitement.

He witnessed several historic moments today.

The fastest hat trick in the Bundesliga, the biggest half-time difference in the Ruhr derby, and a double hat trick in the first half!

Each of these is a historic moment worthy of being recorded in the Bundesliga!

In the hearts of all Bundesliga fans, the Ruhr derby between Dortmund and Schalke 04 is of great importance.

It’s a bit like Spain’s national derby, the Red Devils derby in the Premier League, and the Milan derby in Serie A.

Highly anticipated.

But this year's first Ruhr derby became a purgatory for Schalke 04.

Neuer, watching Schalke 04 become like this in front of the TV, felt an inexplicable pain in his heart.

"It seems that we are the only ones who can beat Dortmund in the Bundesliga!"

"Just wait! We'll meet in two rounds!"

In the seventh round of the Bundesliga, Dortmund will face Bayern Munich at home.

The most important thing is that that period was the real death race.

They have to play Liverpool first and then Bayern.

There are only three days between these two games...

Bayern's opponent is Salzburg Red Bull of Austria, a weak team.

For this key battle, Dortmund’s only advantage may be that they occupy the home court!

Return to competition.

Ye Chen, who scored the goal, gave Götze a big hug again.

Ye Chen performed well in the first half and scored six goals.

And Götze is equally awesome.

One goal plus three assists!

Two of the assists were direct assists from corner kicks.

Seeing this scene, Ten Hag started recording.

[Götze: The corner kick was great, and I have a special understanding with Ye! ]

In fact, Dortmund is not only short of people in the defense line, but also in the front line.

The most important thing is that Ten Hag hopes to find someone who can help Ye Chen relieve the pressure.

There is only one leaf.

他得省着点用。

"Beep beep~"

With the midfield game over.

Another group of Schalke 04 fans chose to leave directly.

After all, they are mortal and cannot achieve the state of emptiness of the four elements.

Seeing my beloved team being beaten badly by the opponent, I really didn't have the courage to stay and watch the game.

Of course, Schalke 04 fans were already rioting on the Internet at this time.

"Management is out to get a beating! They're €2.4 million in debt and still have a useless director like Reschke. They've relied on signing veterans on free transfers to buy players. They've been replaced by a constant stream of coaches, and now they've been scored seven goals in the first half by their bitter rivals! Is this the funeral of a century-old powerhouse? #SchalkeTheCoffinCan'tHoldItDown!"

"The players were like headless flies on the field. Is this what you call 'miner's spirit'? Sorry, I really can't cry this time."

"The world's first football team to turn football into a horror movie!"

"The worst half-time score in Bundesliga history (original record holder: ourselves)"

"Dortmund Charity Designated Abuse Target (with Ye Chen's Data Brushing Gift Pack)"

"This team is completely rotten to the core! The management is still fighting among themselves, the players are playing poorly and not training, and this score is just the beginning of an abscess! Immediately initiate bankruptcy liquidation, and even starting over in the third division will be better than it is now! My only request: change the "04" in the team name to "70" in homage to the number of goals conceded in the first half today!"

"..."

It is said that the deeper the love, the more severe the criticism.

Schalke 04 fans are heartbroken at this moment.

In the past they were regulars in the Champions League.

But now, he has become a noob who is bullied by everyone.

Many fans simply turned off the TV and went out to get drunk.

At this moment, everyone is drunk even if the wine doesn’t make them drunk!

At the door of the locker room, Ten Hag high-fived every player who came in.

Finally, when Ye Chen came back, he gave him a big hug.

"Ye, you look like a god today! You're amazing!"

"It's okay, it's all thanks to my teammates for passing the ball well!" Ye Chen laughed and said modestly.

But soon Ten Hag changed the subject, "Rest well in the second half and save your energy for the next Champions League match!"

Four days later, they will face Marseille at home.

Ye Chen nodded, "Okay, then I'll take a rest!"

Six goals in the first half, which exceeded the task.

We really should have rested in the second half.

After all, other players have been rotating during this period, but I have been working non-stop.

Ten Hag continued to explain the tactics. Ye Chen had no tasks in the second half, so he just picked up his clothes and went into the bathroom.

Finished, call it a day!

The queen you want is here~

The second half of the game started normally.

When Dortmund fans saw Ye Chen actually went off the field to rest, many of them felt it was a pity.

But he looked at Ye Chen's name and the long list of goal times behind him.

This pity disappeared.

We have scored so many goals, it’s time to give the other brothers some time.

The replacement was 16-year-old Moukoko.

This guy is a talented player, but later I heard that the news broke that his age had been changed.

In the end, everyone was annihilated.

Ye Chen’s idea was to see if he could make him famous in advance.

When his value reaches a certain level, sell him in advance.

Since Ye Chen's initial transfer, the transfer fees of young players have become increasingly expensive.

Rich families also spend a lot of money to scratch lottery tickets.

Mukoko is a very good lottery pick...

I just don't know which sucker will take over in the end.

P.S.: Yesterday I shared my predictions for Liverpool's 6/7 goals in the group chat, and it was a small hit! Today, the five major leagues are officially here! It's the weekend again! Let's take off!

阿斯顿维拉胜平，21/11；布莱顿让负，11/22；狼队负，12/02；马洛卡让胜让平，12/00；桑德兰让胜，10/11；热刺胜，20、31；吉马良斯双平，21/11/22！

Stuttgart lost, 12/23!