Football: Reject the national football team, I will join the German national team

Ye Chen's fifth ball was like a dynamite, instantly setting the Parc des Princes Stadium on fire!

Before the game, you told Paris Saint-Germain fans that they could beat five Real Madrid players in this game.

Even the most fanatical Paris Saint-Germain fans think this is a scam!

But now the facts are right in front of us!

Everyone felt like they were in a dream.

In the 82nd minute, Enrique on the sidelines replaced Ye Chen with center forward Choupo-Moting.

The team has called it a day.

Of course, the fans at the scene also stood up and applauded, and some of them even made gestures of admiration.

This game really defeated them!

In fact, when Ye Chen was madly bullying the weak, some media said that Ye Chen only knew how to bully the weak.

But now?

Those media who question this can shut up now!

Of course, the first thing Ye Chen did after leaving the field was to count his total number of goals this season: [37/200]!

35 goals were scored for Paris Saint-Germain, while two were scored for the German national team.

Judging from Ye Chen's goal efficiency this season, I feel that 200 goals is not very difficult.

But Ye Chen himself knew that it was impossible to really average five goals per game.

After all, scoring a goal is as difficult as climbing to the sky!

As Ye Chen left the field, Real Madrid launched a wave of offensive.

However, the players of Paris Saint-Germain are in good shape at this time.

Facing the impact of Vinicius and Vazquez, there was not much pressure at all.

When Ye Chen was in Sevilla, he bought Vasquez to the team.

But the inertia of history is still too strong.

Real Madrid brought him back to the Bernabeu for 2800 million euros.

Sevilla could only earn 2700 million euros with tears...

Of course, this was also a mistake by Real Madrid.

They like to add a buy-back clause to talented players.

But they obviously don't think highly of Vasquez.

"Beep beep~ beep!"

Finally, Anthony Taylor blew the whistle to end the game.

Playing at home, Paris Saint-Germain swept Real Madrid 5-0, creating a huge upset.

But if you think about it carefully, it seems reasonable.

After all, everyone can see the state of Paris Saint-Germain in the new season, they are really strong.

After the game, Ye Chen also comforted his former good friends.

The court is like a battlefield.

On the field they are opponents.

But it doesn't prevent them from still being good friends after the game.

Because Ye Chen scored 35 goals in seven games this time, this also created a new Guinness record.

Before the game, Lina invited Guinness staff to present Ye Chen with a certificate.

This picture was also posted on social media by Paris Saint-Germain officials.

Now Ye Chen has replaced Neymar, Martial and other players and has become the well-deserved C position of Paris Saint-Germain!

After the game, Ye Chen also invited his Real Madrid friends to get together in the evening.

But after losing the game, the brothers were all in a bad mood, so we can only make an appointment next time.

While Paris Saint-Germain defeated Real Madrid, Barcelona drew 0-0 with Dortmund away from home.

Manchester United, Manchester City and Bayern all won by big margins.

In another strong clash between Atletico Madrid and Juventus, the game ended in a 2-2 draw.

In this way, the first round of the Champions League of the new season officially came to an end.

But as I said before, Paris Saint-Germain's upcoming schedule is not easy at all.

At the post-match press conference, Enrique was all smiles.

"Little Real Madrid, easy to take!"

"What's wrong with being proud? We're already 5-0, how can we not be proud?"

"The biggest change for the team is of course the arrival of Ye. He is indeed a star player for Real Madrid!"

"I am looking forward to the next match. I hope we can beat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. That will be the proudest moment of my life!"

When Enrique gets horny, women have no chance.

There is a bit of the spirit of "enjoy life to the fullest when you are happy".

Zidane on the other side also looked calm.

"The team has encountered unprecedented challenges, we will adjust as soon as possible!"

"Everything will wait until the second round. We will prove ourselves with our strength then!"

"Yaphobia? This is the first time I've heard of such a disease... I admit that Real Madrid is in trouble now, but it's definitely not because we are afraid of Ye! We also have players who can compete with Ye!"

The reporter quickly asked who it was.

Zidane hesitated and did not give a direct answer.

What about Hazard?

This guy is having trouble adapting to the local climate.

Say Bell?

He was indeed the omnipotent Monkey King in the past few years, but since Ye Chen left, his performance has been getting worse and worse.

As for Benzema - well, it's not the full form of Benzema yet.

The news the next day was also quite exciting.

"Offensive sluggishness and defensive loopholes, Zidane's tactics questioned!"

"Paris's remaining lineup has a surprising effect! Ye Chen's five players scored in Paris' first Champions League match!"

《7 goals in 35 games! Ye is like a god of war in the new season! 》

"Without Neymar, Paris plays more united."

"AS" pointed out that "this is one of the worst starts in Real Madrid's Champions League history" and questioned the team's failure to recruit players in the summer window.

"Marca" described it as a "disastrous performance."

The Spanish media couldn't help but think of the scene of Ye Chen dominating La Liga a few years ago.

Although he has left now.

But the Sevilla he built became the leader of La Liga and one of the top four clubs!

Ye Chen did not pay too much attention to the post-match news, but began to adjust his state.

The series of high-intensity competitions made his muscles feel sore.

In addition to setting up a set of high-tech body recovery equipment in his home, Ye Chen would also find a physiotherapist to help with massage and relieve fatigue after each training session.

His next game is against Lyon!

In Ligue 1, there are several clubs that are relatively famous in Europe.

In addition to Paris Saint-Germain, there are Lille, Lyon, Monaco and Marseille.

However, Monaco has recently sold all its players and has started to fight for relegation.

Lille and Lyon, on the other hand, were able to occupy the second and third places in the league last season.

Lyon's record this season is average, currently ranking 2th in the league with 2 wins, 1 draws and 8 loss.

But as a French Ligue 1 giant, and playing at home.

Even Paris Saint-Germain dare not neglect it.

With the victory over Real Madrid, the atmosphere within the team is still quite good.

But some players have sounded the alarm.

That's Neymar who was suspended due to a red card.

After the game, in addition to praising the team's performance, some media also began to criticize him.

After all, he was the one who wanted to leave at the beginning of the season.

At one point he was closely linked with Barcelona.

But in the end, because of Ye Chen's joining, he didn't leave...

On the contrary, Cavani, who did not make any trouble, ran away on a train overnight.

All we can say is that Neymar is a man of insight and wisdom.

But he can't really become a jerk.

In the future, everyone will say that he got the Champions League title by cheating himself, which is more painful than killing him!

So during this period, Neymar started to manage his weight, strengthen his technical training, and improve his condition.

Just to prove myself in the next game!

Enrique looked at the atmosphere of the team and was stunned for a moment...

He never expected that Ye Chen's arrival would actually have the effect of a catfish.

Under Ye Chen's influence, the players are more focused and serious than ever before.

There are even fewer gossips about going to nightclubs!

This made the entertainment magazines in Paris very anxious!

Ps: Brothers, in fact, we can’t get any points in these two games! The last two games are life-and-death battles! Let’s cheer for the national football team together! ! Let’s try to beat Indonesia and Bahrain! ! In June, go for it! ! !