Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

An unknown pub in Lakebide.

The young bartender smoothed his mustache, handed out a glass of beer, swept the money on the table into the drawer, and waved:

"Walk slowly without sending."

bang~!

The two wooden doors of the tavern opened with a bang, and a giant more than three meters tall walked in with steps that he didn't recognize. Behind him were many people, generally young and fierce.

The giant walked to the bar, opened his palms, and dropped a pile of coins:

"Here comes something delicious and delicious."

"Thank you for your patronage. Please take a seat."

The sound of the coins colliding was so pleasant that the guests who were immersed in drinking in the tavern looked over and their eyes fell on the giant. I saw him wearing a Gothic costume, with sharp teeth, two horns on his head, and purple hair dancing arrogantly.

His image was so outstanding that someone quickly recognized him:

"Moelia Moonlight, a crew member of the One Punch Pirates, with a bounty of 800 million."

"I have heard about this pirate group. It is said that their captain Xu Wei once threatened to recruit Roger on board."

"Ahaha~ This is the funniest joke I've heard this year."

"But aren't they in the East China Sea? When did they enter the Grand Line?..."

Discussions broke out one after another, and some people even raised their voices to discuss loudly, as if they were afraid that Moria wouldn't hear. For people like them who have been on the Grand Line for many years, their favorite thing is to welcome newcomers.

Moria walked to the table with the loudest voice:

"Come on, I'm right here. You speak and I listen."

"Wow haha... Look at him, he looks like a country bumpkin. How dare someone who comes from the weakest sea be so arrogant."

The man slapped the table and stood up, pointing at Moriah's nose:

"Let me teach you what the rules of the Grand Line are, you piece of shit..."

Everyone looked forward to watching the fun. This kind of thing happens from time to time. This scene can often be seen in the tavern. Everyone knows the person who provoked Moria. His nickname is Cannon Cart. It is rumored that it is related to his Devil Fruit ability.

The cannon truck's favorite thing is to provoke newcomers, then give them a beating, and finally step on the newcomer's head and say: "Welcome to the Grand Line!"

There's something good to watch!

This idea came into everyone's mind. But before the idea came to the surface, he was pushed to the bottom of the sea.

Moria stretched out his huge palm and grabbed the head of the cannon truck, lifting it like a basketball:

"Are you crazy?"

With a ferocious laugh, he grabbed the basketball and slapped it on the table, then picked it up and slapped it on the floor...

dong dong dong...

"Are you crazy?"

"No... no... spare..." The gun truck's mouth seemed to be a spring, and blood flowed out. He squeezed Moriah's hand: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, pfft... spare my life."

Cannon Cart couldn't figure out why his fists had no effect on the opponent.

Moonlight Moria sneered, put him down, and glanced around the tavern. No one was talking about anything, and no one dared to point at him:

"That's it, I thought it was so awesome."

……

With plenty of food and water, Moriah and the crew bragging and spanking. Suddenly, I heard news: A grand auction was going to be held on the Shampoo Islands, and among the items being auctioned were rare mermaids. It is said that all the Celestial Dragons will participate.

Mermaid?

He didn't pay attention to any Tianlong people, but Moria was attracted by the word mermaid.

There are many strange races on the sea, some living on the shore and some living in the sea. Even Moria himself is one of the strange races.

What he was confused about was whether Fish-Man Island could still participate in the World Conference, so why were mermaids being auctioned off as commodities?

Ask the bartender for an auction flyer:

Time, location, organizer, auction items, sincere invitation to visit...

"It looks pretty formal."

Looking down the columns of auction items, I quickly saw the mermaid, which was in fifth place and was worth a lot of money. There is also a picture of a mermaid on the flyer, which looks extremely beautiful, fragile yet strong. The note given to her by the auction house is: Goldfish Mermaid-Female-Anna.

"Lord Moria, she is so beautiful."

"Are all the people on Fish-Man Island so beautiful? How about we go to Fish-Man Island for a walk?"

The eyes of several of my subordinates are about to shine. If they could go to Fish-Man Island and find a romantic love...ah~ I would live up to this life!

The thick-lipped crew member turned to the next page and let out a soft sigh:

"Is this auction exclusive to Fish-Man Island? There is another one from Fish-Man Island, and it's actually a starfish!"

——Starfish Creature-Male-Patrick.

"Patrick...Patrick..." Thick Lips repeated twice in a low voice, and suddenly he was startled: "Lord Moria, is our new crew member called Patrick?"

Driving at full speed from the East China Sea into the Great Sea Route, we traveled day and night, rain or shine.

What is this for? Isn't it just to meet the new crew member Patrick Star? It's just that he didn't connect the starfish in the picture with the mysterious crew member for a while...

Moria took the flyer and looked at the picture:

"Big Star, Patrick Star..." He suddenly took a breath of cold air. Ordinary sailors don't know, but he knows.

The new crew member mentioned by the captain is a starfish creature!

Why did he become an auction item?

"I'll fuck you, you big banana!"

Kicking the table over, Moonlight Moria cursed and left quickly with his subordinates.

……

On the One Punch Pirates ship, Xu Wei collapsed on the deck, his hair standing on end and his body twitching from time to time.

Thor, the god of thunder, drank juice leisurely and held up a magazine to read with gusto.

"Okay, okay, so that's what Kabukicho means..."

"Hiss Liu..." He closed the magazine, vigilantly looked around, and chased away a crew member ten meters away. Then he turned over and opened the magazine to continue to absorb knowledge, "It's big, white, good, and real."

When the weather is calm.

A cloud of dust billowed from the port, and the one in front was Moonlight Moria. He bent his legs and jumped onto the boat.

"Wang?!"

The deck shook, and Thor, the god of thunder, shook his body and quickly launched his thunder to blast the magazine into rubbish: I didn't read anything... Moria?

"Woof woof woof?"

"Why is it me? Why can't it be me?"

Ignoring Thor's weird expression, Moria bent down to pull Xu Wei. Unexpectedly, as soon as he made contact, infinite current flowed into Xu Wei's body.

Thirty seconds later, Xu Wei stretched and stood up:

"It feels good, I haven't felt this good for a long time. Hey, Moriah? What's wrong with you? Are you going crazy?"

Moriah's lips trembled as he tap danced, his tongue trembled, his fingers trembled, and his hair trembled... Finally, he opened his mouth and handed out a leaflet.

"Thor, look at the good thing you did, why don't you suck the electricity out of him quickly?"

"How many times have I told you, don't discharge casually, don't discharge casually, if you dare to do anything wrong next time, be careful I will lock you in the battery."

As he spoke, he opened the leaflet.

"Mermaid? How pitiful... Famous sword? Not bad, but useless... Starfish? And you can't eat it..."

"and many more."

His eyes moved upward, fixed on the picture of Patrick Star.