The Pokémon Goofing Around

Although Xia Hunao has a modified version of the meteor hammer he made in his hand, his close combat skills are not very good.Although when I was synesthetically with Guagua, I used a flying water shuriken sword, and took a shot of a shuriken-turned-gun, and sometimes I took a third shot on a whim and turned it into a halberd, but no matter what, Xia Hunao didn't He had used a weapon like a meteor hammer, which he didn't know whether to classify as a hammer or a rope.

But Xia Hunao liked to make a scene, and the little meteor hammer was so fierce that it hit the long-tailed monster's head directly.Wang Zhen on the side frowned and asked Meng Tianya: "Team leader, is it okay to do such a big thing?"

Meng Tianya shook his head: "It doesn't matter, just let him play. This doesn't expose his tactical strength. I would rather know, where did he get this thing?"

Yulongdu spread his hands: "Who knows, he can always come up with something strange."

Let's look at the two people in the field again. Xia Hunan swung the elf ball and hit the long-tailed monster hand, and the long-tailed monster hand quickly opened the elf ball with the tree stick in his hand. This is no joke. If he is hit, He might be about to enter the Conquest Judgment, he hasn't spent enough time outside.

Xia Hunao felt the chain in his hand pull out, and he quickly tightened his grip a little to prevent the chain from falling out of his hand.Anyone who has ever shaken something like this knows that once you shake it, you can't stop it.Xia Hunao is like this now, and he can't stop holding the elf ball in his hand.

The long-tailed monster felt that it was getting harder and harder to resist the Poké Ball in Xia Hunao's hand with the wooden stick in his hand, so he simply threw the wooden stick aside and used his own skills to fight it.

Seeing the long-tailed monster throw away the wooden stick, Xia Hunao was stunned for a moment, and then realized what big move the opponent was going to use.He would never think that the long-tailed monster would be captured without any effort. For both of them, the monkey stealing peaches and trampling on the tail were as great a hatred as the hatred of killing his father and taking away his wife.

Xia Hunao took two steps back and swung the meteor hammer in his hand hard. The long-tailed monster on the other side punched Xia Hunao's hammer head. The two were separated at the first touch. Xia Hunao's meteor hammer hit directly. He was beaten back and had a bag smashed on his head.

Xia Hunao reached out and touched the bag on his head: "What kind of skill was he just doing, Rotom!"

Rotom, who was sleeping on Xia Hunan's bed, heard someone calling him and quickly got up from the bed: "Who, who called me? I haven't heard anyone call me for a long time."

Rotom drifted all the way to the outside: "Who, who called me Lotto?"

Xia Hunuo pointed at the long-tailed monster hand: "Rotom, check what skills he has."

Rotom checked for a long time and came to the conclusion that the monkey might have used a series of slaps.But Xia Hunao didn't care what it was, the vengeance on his head must be avenged.

The two sides began to fight wildly again, but this kind of thing was just for everyone to watch, and how could anyone watch it all the time.The battle between Xia Hunao and the long-tailed monster only lasted a few rounds before no one watched. Everyone went to do their own business. Yulongdu also advised Xia Hunao: "Boss Xia, stop acting, stop it, there is no one Saw it."

The battle between Xia Hunao and the long-tailed monster continued: "No, this guy tore my receipt, I have to teach him a lesson."

The long-tailed monster's hand moved for a moment. I didn't expect Xia's nonsense to be so outrageous. Didn't you keep the receipt yourself? Then you just put the shit basin on my head!

The long-tailed monster was hit on the head by Xia Hunan's meteor hammer after such a slap, and the melon seeds in his head were buzzing. Meng Tianya and Yulongdu who were standing aside were filled with anger when they heard that the receipt had been killed: " Lao Xia, why don’t you step aside and I’ll do it?”

Hearing that there was a three-on-one fight, the long-tailed monster quickly explained, but Yulongdu and Meng Tianya couldn't understand. Rotom, who could translate, really didn't dare to speak casually, so his whining turned into provocation...

The long-tailed monster became more and more panicked, and did not notice that although Xia Hunao's meteor hammer was still hitting him, Xia Hunao, who was holding the chain with both hands, was now smashing it with one hand.

So what is his other hand doing?He gestured towards Kizhisui with his left hand behind his back, making an elf ball gesture, saying that he wanted to borrow an elf ball from her.Mu Zhishui didn't see it, but Chu Xiaodie saw Xia's nonsensical gesture first: "Sister Zhishui, what does Coach Xia's gesture mean?"

Xia Hunao originally thought that the gesture he was making behind his back was to hold the elf ball, then press the button in the middle and then enlarge the elf ball. This is the normal operation of a trainer. Every trainer can do it, especially Xia Hunao. I had a great time playing with it when I first got the Poké Ball.

But the problem is that Xia Hunao doesn't have a Poké Ball in his hand right now, and the movements on his hand can easily be deformed without physical performance, which makes girls look particularly vulgar.Fortunately, Mu Zhishui understood quickly. He took a Poké Ball from his waist and threw it over, and it happened to fall into Xia Hunao's hands.Xia Hunao pinched the empty elf ball with three fingers and smiled. He made a mess of swinging the meteor hammer with his right hand and punched the master to death. The long-tailed monster was too late to deal with it. Xia Hunao caught the opportunity and used his left hand. Throw out the Poke Ball.

I saw the elf ball drawing an arc in the air and hitting the long-tailed monster's waist accurately from the side.The long-tailed monster's hand hurt, and then it was hit by the red light emitted by the elf ball, and was then taken into the elf ball.

Xia Hunao did not stop the movement of the meteor hammer, and stared at the elf ball nervously. If he failed to subdue the elf ball and let the long-tailed monster run out of the elf ball, he would catch the long-tailed monster off guard and hit the elf ball with a first-class star hammer. on his head, and then throws the Poké Ball.Fortunately, the elf ball only swayed on the ground twice and then stopped moving.

The people on the side were dumbfounded when they saw this. Although the essence of this world should be conquering by fighting, and there are various precedents of conquering by friendship, this kind of conquering by fighting should be the first one.

Xia Hunao bent down and picked up the elf ball: "Come out, long-tailed monster."

The long-tailed monster jumped out of the elf ball and ran away.It doesn't look like a subdued elf.

Xia Hu Nao was not polite. He raised his hand like a baseball pitching gesture: "Come back, long-tailed weirdo, watch my supersonic breaker!"

The red and white ball cut through the sky and hit the long-tailed monster's head. He took the long-tailed monster's hand back. Xia Hunuo wiped the elf ball and hung the elf ball on his waist: "I knew it. This monkey’s head is full of ghosts, and the goal he scored was just a cover-up trick, so it seems like he still has to deal with it.”

Xia Hunao turned around and returned to Mu Zhishui: "Thank you for lending me the elf ball."

Chu Xiaodie smiled evilly and stood between Mu Zhishui and Xia Hua, "Boss Xia, your actions just now were too obscene!"

Xia Hunao gently hit Chu Xiaodie on the head: "What are you talking nonsense about? It's because you have a weird mind and always think of some random things."

Chu Xiaodie stuck out her tongue: "Boss Xia, how are you going to compensate us? Should we return the elf ball we just borrowed now?"

Xia Hunao raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Are you coming back now? Do you want the long-tailed monster? Aren't you afraid of this naughty guy snatching your underwear? He even snatched our receipt before. "

Hearing what Xia Hunao said, Chu Xiaodie shook his head: "Forget it, I don't like this kind of elf very much." The long-tailed monster in the elf ball seemed to feel that Xia Hunao was irritating him outside, The pokeballs were trembling with anger.

After Xia Hunao ended this farce, which was not a farce, he picked up the elf ball that he had just thrown aside from the ground. This elf ball is also a big investment and cannot be wasted.

"Okay, let's go back and study the game the day after tomorrow. The day after tomorrow should be our second game."

Meng Tianya and Yulongdu came back: "You are right, we should indeed discuss the battle the day after tomorrow. As our first battle in the true sense, we must win at any cost."

"But before that, classmate Xia Hunao, can you tell us what happened to the receipt from Lixing Kingdom? That's a lot of money!"

Xia Hunao spread his hands: "Of course that is to stimulate the long-tailed monster hand. After all, I am a human and not an elf of the human group. It is impossible to beat the long-tailed monster hand with two hands, okay? If I didn't use The special moves stimulated him, how do you think I used my Xia family's subjugation technique? As for your receipt, I have placed it properly. I can't do anything without making money from Lixing Kingdom."

Yulongdu and Meng Tianya let out a sigh of relief, that's good, that's good.

Others were stunned after hearing this: "Xia's subjugation technique? What kind of theory is this? Is it powerful?"

Teacher Xia Hunao explained: "The so-called Xia's Conquering Technique is to use some special methods to find possible commonalities between you and the elves, and then use this to conquer the elves. In a sense, it is an enhancement of friendship. Compared with the friendly conquering version, the advantage is that it is fast and accurate."

Everyone who was familiar with Xia Nao's nonsense just wanted to have a good time and just listened to it and got over it. Who would take such a thing seriously?However, Yulongdu was more willing to joke: "So what do Xia Hunao and Long Tail Monster Hand have in common? Could it be that they are both equally mean?"

Xia Hunao didn't get angry after hearing this. He just took off the elf ball hanging from his waist, released the long-tailed monster's hand and muttered something next to his ear, and then looked at The long-tailed monster turned around and entered the house obediently.

Yulongdu asked: "What did you ask him to do?"

Xia Hunan smiled evilly: "I just told him that as long as he takes out the receipt and tears it up, I will let him go..."