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Xia Hunao lamented the changes of the times, and the taxi driver sitting in front smiled: "Young man, why are you so emotional? We say that when you live, you have to look forward. Even if the sky falls, there will still be a tall person to support you." On."

Xia Hunao laughed after hearing this: "That's what I said, but what if I am the one who breaks the sky?"

The taxi driver in front was stunned: "Then just ask for your blessings."

The two people sat together and continued chatting. As they chatted, they talked about the Elf Grand Prix: "Young man, have you signed up for the Elf Grand Prix? My son has also signed up. In the category under [-], we might still be able to meet him. Woolen cloth."

Xia Hunao shook his head: "I can't touch it. I didn't report it."

He was telling the truth. He half-actively and half-passively applied for the 25th category, saying that he would not be able to meet the driver's uncle's son. However, Xia Hunao did something unexpected and this was soon known to the entire Minglong Kingdom. .

The driver of the taxi that Xia Hunao got into was actually a well-known actor from Minglong Kingdom. He was filming a variety show. There was a small camera in front of the car, and Xia Hunao's every move was broadcast live.

Xia Hunao's popularity is not necessarily lower than that of the driver. At least after some netizens recognized that the passenger was Xia Hunao, the ratings of the show instantly increased by several percentage points, which almost made the program team decide to invite Xia Hunao. Come be a resident guest.

"By the way, why doesn't Boss Xia sign up for the competition?"

"What do you think, do you think it's interesting for Mr. Xia to bully the children?"

"That's what you say, but isn't it a good idea for you to describe those young people like this?"

The taxi continued to drive along the road to the airport, and Xia Hunao continued chatting with the taxi driver.

"Young man, why don't you sign up?"

The actor has already heard through the earphones who the person in the back seat is, and the direction of the chat will naturally be deflected to a certain extent.

"Why do you have to sign up? Do you think this is mandatory? No, our Elf Alliance shouldn't be so inhumane."

Xia Hunao started to criticize him and didn't intend to continue talking about this topic. The director also knew that Xia Hunao's verbal skills were not inferior to his fighting skills. If he continued to talk like this, Xia Hunao could finish the show for you, so he might as well just Changed the topic.

"This classmate, I heard that there are celebrities participating in this Grand Prix. Did you know that the child star Yi Mengbi is also registered in the category under [-]?"

Xia Hunao blinked: "I'm sorry, I don't know much about the entertainment industry. The only people I'm really familiar with in the entertainment industry are Yu Linglong and that one. Who is that one? Why can't I remember it?"

If Jin Fangsu knew that Xia Hunao had forgotten about him, he wouldn't know how he would feel.But Xia Hunao, as a top chat terminator, can cause an uproar on the Internet with every word he speaks.

Yu Linglong's fans had mixed feelings when they heard what Xia Hunao said, while Jin Fangsu's fans were a little angry: "Why is this? After all, Fang Su is also a guest of your Rose Cup. Why can't you even remember his name?"

As for Yi Mengbi’s fans, let’s get started:

"What the hell is this? You're the honorary chairman of the Gorgeous Contest, but our brother Mengbi doesn't even know about it."

"Yes, have you lived like a dog for more than ten years?"

"Our brother signed up for the Grand Prix anyway, but he didn't even dare to sign up."

"That's right. The things about bullying children are all just bragging. I said that I defeated the King of Heaven before."

The car continued to drive, and the director had to change the topic again. Yi Mengbi's fans were already ready to blast the show and could not continue to talk about this topic.Simply, bring the topic to the driver himself.

"Then have you heard of Hutan?"

The uncle driver was still very nervous when he asked this question. After all, the question had already been asked to himself.Xia Hunan searched for Hu Tan's name in his head, and then took out his mobile phone: "Wait for me to check."

Friends who were watching the live broadcast were dumbfounded with laughter, especially Hu Tan’s fans: “I was laughing to death. I went to ask people if they knew about me, but they wanted to check immediately.”

"I wonder how Hu Tan is feeling now?"

Xia Hunao didn't check for long before he slapped his thigh: "Oh, that Hu Tan who plays the romantic detective Xiao Qian, I just wanted to say that I think I have heard of this name."

Hu Tan finally felt relieved when Xia Hunao said this. Although he didn't know everything about him, it was always a good thing to have heard about it.But Xia Hunao was about to show off his true nature as a topic-stopper: "It is said that when I was young, my mother loved to watch Uncle Hutao's romantic detective Xiao Qian. She was very star-chasing."

Hu Tan felt very comfortable after hearing this. The drama was a drama he filmed more than 20 years ago. The protagonist was his old buddy Crow, and it was with that TV drama that he came into the public eye: "Really? That one" Hu Tan was indeed handsome at that time, but handsome people are always jealous."

"I think you're right, uncle. My dad doesn't really like this romantic detective, even though he always wanted to train me in that direction when I was young."

Hu Tan was driving in front and felt happy.Thinking that when he was still young, he was popular with thousands of girls and naturally offended the husbands of thousands of girls. However, when he heard that Xia Hunao was going to be trained in his direction, he still couldn't hold back his curiosity: "In what direction and how will he be trained?" Are you ready?"

Xia Hunao covered his head: "How should I put it, I have learned how to be handsome..."

Hu Tan felt more and more beautiful in his heart, hearing that he was handsome without the main axis.

Yes, the main axis is handsome, but what about the auxiliary axis?What is the auxiliary axis?

Xia Hunao finished the last hit: "But I still can't learn the three aspects of being coquettish, promiscuous, and mean. It's really a pity."

After hearing this, Hu Tan braked suddenly and almost knocked Xia Hunao into the front windshield.Xia Hunao held the car seat and covered his head: "Master, what happened just now? Why did you brake suddenly? Did you hit someone?"

"Oh, it's okay, a Rattata ran past on the road, so I stepped on the brakes."

"I see. Let's keep going."

The car continued on the road. Hu Tan, who was sitting in the front, was arguing with Xia Hu for his own image: "I'm telling you, that is the character of the romantic detective Xiao Qianlitou. You can't take it seriously."

Xia Hunao nodded: "I know, it's a TV show, so you can't take it seriously."

The dialogue between Xia Hunao and Hu Tan made the audience extremely happy.

"I can't help but laugh, I can't help but laugh. Lao Hu thought he was very handsome, but he didn't expect that this handsome man also has three auxiliary cores."

"Yes, slutty, these three words are perfect for summarizing the original romantic detective Xiao Qian."

"But Boss Xia really dares to say that he is handsome, but compared to Xiao Qian in these three aspects, he is really worse. How can he say that he has not learned anything at all."

"To be honest, I kind of want to watch Xia Hunao and Lao Hu film a few episodes of Romantic Detective Xiao Qian together. The effect will definitely be full."

"Don't, don't do this. Isn't it fatal to have two crooked detectives? No criminal can stand it."

……

After a few minutes of turbulence, the car finally arrived outside the airport. Xia Hunao skillfully put down a note: "Thank you, uncle. I had a great time chatting."

Looking at the banknotes in his hand, Hu Tan didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Xia Hunao boarded the plane and returned to Jinghai City to do some surprise training for Shen Yu. On the Internet, this variety show had become popular, and countless people were reliving the scene after Xia Hunao got into the car after the live broadcast.

After a few hours of flight, Xia Hunao returned to Jinghai City and took another taxi to save his life. This taxi had a camera on it.

Of course, these two cameras are not from the same company. The two cameras belong to Linglong City TV Station and Jinghai City TV Station. They are two identical variety shows except for their names. However, because Xia Hunao rarely cares about this, his usual entertainment I basically spend my time playing games, so I have no idea about this matter at all.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Xia Hunao looked at the driver straightly: "You look familiar. Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore, everyone looks familiar to me lately."

Of course he looked familiar. This driver was Jin Fangsu, a model, actor and occasional singer who Xia Hunao had said she didn't recognize a few hours ago.

"It's broken. Boss Xia is going to harm Jin Fangsu again. Hurry up and use barrage to protect your body."

"No, didn't you listen to what Boss Xia said about where to go? This place is not too far from the airport. It only takes a few minutes to drive there. I can't give up."

This is Xia Hunao's fan, and he talks very much like Xia Hunao. What does it mean to be heartbroken?

I saw Jin Fangsu driving while looking at Xia Huahua: "The young man is very handsome. It must be suitable to participate in the gorgeous contest. My sister went to participate in the gorgeous contest because she likes Jin Fangsu."

Xia Hunan slapped his thigh: "Yes, let me tell you, I know two people in the entertainment industry. One is Yu Linglong and the other is Jin Fangsu."

After hearing this, Jin Fangsu finally felt relieved. Even if he didn't watch the morning show, his manager would tell him. Now that he knows that Xia Hunao is still thinking of him, he feels very happy.

Jin Fangsu decided to praise Xia Huzao more or less: "Really, I'm not good at lying, but I think you are as handsome as Jin Fangsu. They are both the kind of handsome men who can charm even boys. "

After hearing this, Xia Hunao quickly took a selfie of the car door: "Stop!"

Jin Fangsu stopped the car without knowing what was going on: "What's wrong? I'm not here yet."

Xia Hunan quickly got out of the car and went to the back seat: "I suspect that you have bad intentions for me, so I want to sit in the back. I declare in advance that I have no thoughts about men and will not allow men to have thoughts about me. Okay. , drive quickly."

After hearing what Xia Hunao said, Jin Fangsu's face turned livid. He just wanted to show that Xia Hunao was as handsome as himself, but in the end he was slapped with such a label. He couldn't survive.

The facts slapped the audience's friends mercilessly in the face. For Xia Hunao, one stab was enough to stab his heart to death.